How ya holding up guys?

>>35762725
I'm just fantasizing about ponies. How are you OP?

>>35762725
It's my birthday today, got a card from my dad and sisters which was nice, mom phoned from work to say hello. Other than that just playing crusader kings 2, might treat myself to a Chinese takeaway. Fairly usual birthday affair.

>>35762725
>never have tfw no gf harder than now

besides my crushing loneliness and lack of girlfriend, I'd say pretty good

>>35762751
I want to fuck Rarity and call her my little marshmallow

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>>35762824
No she is pure and for cuddles only

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>>35762756
happy birthday brah. How old are you? Hope you enjoy your night.

>>35762760
I know this feel. never had a gf and I'm 24. I think I'm just a defective human being at this point. The only reason I'm alive is because society is too soft. I wouldn't have made it this far in society 1000 years ago.

>>35762751
>>35762824
>>35762848

I appreciate that everyone has their fetishes but please don't derail my thread, dudes.thank you

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I hate how I have a list of things to do that I think will let me start my life but really is just a list of excuses to keep being an unproductive shut-in piece of shit, yano?

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trying to lose weight, but i keep losing it every few days and just stuff my face with shit and end up eating like 5000 calories. i think it's cause i just dont see the point. it's not like i will get a gf or friends if i lose weight.

>>35762861
23 origaliono

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Very poorly.
My doctor changed my medication and it's sent me into a horrible spiral
I finally got a job and had to quit 5 hours in because I couldn't stop panicking
I'm seriously planning out my suicide again
Just not a great last few weeks

Not good. But still better.

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>>35762898
You could try taking up something that you absolutely have to do every day and can't afford to miss. Maybe join a club or do some bs community college course. Anything that will give you a reason to get up every morning and get into a routine. It will make you feel more normal.

>>35762906
You may not instantly get a gf or friends by losing weight, but it will instill some discipline in you and make you more confident, which can definitely help with getting a gf / friends. Don't beat yourself up over eating too much calories some days. Don't give up because of that. It's a marathon, not a sprint. In the end, one day means nothing.

>>35762964
Well you should be proud that you had the balls to apply for a job, go to the interview, and actually show up. If you panic that much you should definitely see a doctor and go to some sort of therapy. Also I'm going to save that pic, if you don't mind.

>>35763032
Any progress is still progress.

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I'm probably gonna neck myself soon

Have a gondola

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>>35763310
What's wrong bro? Share
And thanks for the gondola, I appreciate it.

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>>35762861
thanks for the (You) Anon, I'll repay my debts

I want to fap but my conscious keeps telling me not to

>>35763389
Life just fucking sucks man

It's a constant downward slope, and when it does get better, it immediately gets twice as bad

One step forward, two steps back. Always has been, always will be until I finally put the double barrel under my chin and pull the trigger. I always wish that I could return just a couple mo the into the past, back before things got this bad but I remember that three months ago, I wanted to go back another three months because it felt so fucking horrible back then as well
Every day is exponentially worse than the kat and the only times I'm not broken down in tears are when I'm playing Overwatch to distract myself, getting blackout drunk, or both. It's just not worth it, man.

I will continue to dump Gondola since that's about all I'm good for these days.

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>>35763493
I even forgot to attach a gondola to that, I can't do fucking anything right

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Feelin' pretty lonely lately.

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>>35763516
Gondola is probably the best meme ever

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>>35762725
Got asked if I was "looking to shoot of some schools" today by a nigger at a stop sign.
On the verge of a breakdown. This set me back years. I feel like I can't go back outside again if strangers think I'm some school shooter. wtf Fuck my life. Please tell me I'm not the only one this has happened to.

>>35762725
fucked. i'm a autist like always. this week I fell in love with emly blunts character in edge of tomorrow.

>>35763550
Fulfill your destiny anon
Make them regret their words

>>35762751
I applaude your honesty and willingness to piss in the face of a useful rule. Let's go back to our quarantine zone before You-Know-Who shows up.

>>35762725
Finally got some aluminium foil and even tested my clay on it. I may be a perma loser virgin, but I'll also be an artist soon

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everything makes me REALLY FUCKING ANGRY
I WANT TO HURT SOMEONE

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>>35763550
>What would a nigger know about schools?

>>35762751
That is my waifu

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I met a grill and promised myself that I wouldn't fall for her but every time we get together I can feel myself slipping

She's real beautiful but it would never work out

>>35762725
Help lads, there's a girl who talks to me but she replies like every few hours even though I try to reply within a few mins. It's not the first time I've had this situation and I ended up cutting off all contact with the last one because it pissed me off so much (lmao).
I'm trying to give this one the benefit of the doubt but I'm struggling not to flip

>>35763606
Meditate. It actually helps.

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>>35763724
I want to take a baseball bat and thrust the end of it into your mouth so you choke on your own teeth

>>35763724
>even though I try to reply within a few mins
don't do that

>>35763755
Come and put me out of my misery, Londonfag tho
>>35763762
But what's the point of both sides playing the waiting game it's dumb

>>35762725
>Meet nice girl from uni in october
>Realise I'm a fat piece of shit
>lost a lot of weigth and got /fit/
>Girls asking for my diet
>Getting really friendly with my oneitis
>Friendly
At this point I'm living on an illusion. I'm still sad and broken inside from years of isolation and my social skills are really basic. She truly cares and support me but it makes my feel of no gf even bigger.

>>35763818
>it's dumb
so are girls

>>35763818
Don't listen to this guy >>35763762 >>35763863

It just comes off as tryhard which is the worst that can happen. If you have your phone on you answer immediately if you don't don't. But waiting artificially is cringey plebbit tier.

Better something like: Sorry I am at uni/gym/work now I'll text you this evening

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SOMETIMES I HAVE DREAMS WHERE I'M A MASS SHOOTER

>>35763493
Well it sounds like something traumatic happened to you. I'm not sure what to say to you desu. I know it sounds like meme advice, but things do get better. I was in a pretty bad place around five years ago but my life is so much better now. It's not perfect but I don't feel like killing myself now at least, and I feel like things can only get better from here on out.
>>35763516
Another one for the folder. Thank you.

>>35763539
Hi there

>>35763541
this gondola gives me feels. Funny how such a silly image can produce such strong emotions.

>>35763550
Mate fuck that cunt. What kind of person says something like that to anoher human being? A fucking dumbass scumbag, that's who. You shouldn't take the opinions of a person like that to heart.

>>35763574
I don't blame you. She's pretty.

>>35763597
Post some of your creations when you make them.

>>35763606
What makes you angry? I know what it's like man. I have misophonia and certain noises drive me crazy. I hate being around my own mother for too long because of these noises she makes when she clears her throat. It's crazy.

>>35763827

>le turns out I was just a little bit fat episode

I'm really getting sick of faggots like you. Fuck you. /r9k/ isn't for you. /r9k/ isn't for fat pieces of shit that could easily fix their problems but literally sweating and not doing things.

Fuck you.

My grandpa just died.....
Got made fun of by the only friends I thought I had.
It's time for this ride to end.

>>35764009
Losing weight did not fix my anxiety/ panic attacks and general fear of people. Once you hit the bottom of the barrel you can't become normal. I'll always be the weird guy in a group.

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>>35762725
My "Project /Social/" is doing fine, was talking with young girl today and she was not coworker. Had eye contact. I started to shake and felt overwhelmed, but I managed. I asked her how she does it, to finish her projects:

>I just do it

They just do it, anons; I wont give up, not yet.

>>35763933
Fuckin mixed messages mane.

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This has been the shittiest good week of the semester, so far. More and more pure bullshit problems and obstacles showed up with every new day, and I spent the whole week dealing with being absolutely floored by allergies as well. I somehow managed to do everything that I needed to do, but I'm absolutely burnt out for the moment. If this coming week wasn't our spring break, I don't know what I would have done

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>>35763969
Sometimes politics. Everyone has a totally different perception of reality. Am I fucking crazy? How the hell can I be living in the same world? They must be fucking retarded. All of them. Or none of it matters and it's just a fucking crazy ratrace. Sometimes just small things people say or the way they act, whenever they argue with me over something. They're just so fucking stupid, why can't they see? Everyone is so fucking annoying and rude to me, is there something wrong with me? Is this all some fucking crazy nightmare? I keep having dreams where I fucking snap and start beating the shit out of someone or killing people or raping someone.

>>35764145
Enjoy your break anon. The semester will come to an end before you know it.

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I'm doing ok I guess, would be nice to have a gf who would rest her head on my shoulders while we watched netflix or something.

I guess the struggle continues.

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>>35763969
It hasn't gotten better for 23 years, I don't see it starting now

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>>35764254
Surprised that phrase hasn't been claimed by the robot yet

Though I guess it has been now

I'm pretty sure I might have told one of my friends that I wish I was a girl when I was drunk or something because he occasionally sends me random things about being a girl and it kinda weirds me out

How do I fix this

>>35764297
Dress up as a girl for him and fuck

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If I were given a choice between killing Hitler and another person, I'd kill that motherfucker who came up with online dating.

Fuck this shit.

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>>35764282
Gondola kills all sorrows

>>35764297
Ask him why he sends it to you, and if he knows, tell him you were drunk and didn't mean it

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>>35764326
Let's track him down and kill him together, Anon. He's probably still alive.

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>>35764339
I wish I could become a gondola

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>Move to new state
>Lose wallet with debit and Out of State licence
>Have to retake all those fucking tests to get a new licence
>PC crashes
>Now can't run any .exes only browse the internet
>Have to reformat drive
>Had to buy a Hard Drive reader to save all my files on my laptop
>Order it with Amazon prime with old debit card
>Forgot canceled old debit card
>Need to change payment
>Have to use different card
>Charges me 100 fucking dollars for prime
>Have to cancel and wait a couple days for refund
>Don't even know if the Order is glitched or its being shipped

I'M ABOUT

2

FUCKING

FLIPPPPPPPPPP

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>>35764374
So serene, so peaceful, so calm

>>35764371
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Kremen

We shall flay him alive
The Beta uprising shall soon commence

How do you guys stop feeling like losers when all the people in your class get hooked up and are starting to get married and you are still a KHHV?

I used to think I was doing well because I got good grades and a decent job but now I feel like a complete retard but none of that matters. In the end I will die alone and all those guys who got worst grades than me and worst jobs than me are going to have children who will carry their genes onwards to the next generation.

In the end I'm the loser despite being "successful".

Sucks too cause I always worked hard only to end up realising that it's all for nothing.

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>>35764339
>>35764374
These are sad gondolas

>>35764084

>muh anxiety

So let me get this straight. Your problems are:

>muh anxiety
>being a fat slob

Fuck you. Those things are fixable.

>>35764432

We have failed as men. In fact we should not even be allowed to call ourselves men, we are adult boys.

I'm not a real man, I'm a little boy with a salary.

>>35764240
Women are shit, anon
Never get one

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>>35764424
So perfect

>>35764432
Alcoholism

>>35764438
It doesn't matter if the gondolas are sad. A gondola is a gondola.

badly. i so desperately wish i weren't ugly. i couldn't imagine anything better than being even slightly above average in looks.

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>>35764432
A large amount of self-depreciation. I try and rub it in their face that I can do basically anything I want because I don't have my balls in somebody's purse, no kids, no job to worry about, etc.

Basically I massage the reality of my life to make them jealous of it.

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>>35764424
>>35764371

Look at his traitorous ugly face. He would be posting here if he didn't come up with his evil plan to give all the pussy to the Chads.

At least he's not a Chad, himself.

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>>35764424
Gondola and Pepe, teaming up to punish the normies.

kremen sounds jewish

>>35763969
yeah she's pretty but fuck why do I always do this shit?

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>>35764484
So beautiful

>>35764490
I wish I didn't know that feel

>>35764240
Don't fall for it
Roasties are a scam

bored another friday night doing nothing might play a video game and heat up some tendies but i'm just feeling like shit

>>35764484
this. alcohol

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Lonely, NEET, and still searching for jobs.

>tfw the only emails and calls I get are for call desk jobs
>literally the only job I refuse to do
The only reason I got my previous job was because a friend recommended me. There's nothing worst then job hunting alone even with experience.

>>35764471

I don't know. I did my best. I fulfilled all my duties. I didn't even start out priviledged. Was born poor and worked hard to get were I got.

It's just demoralising to think that it was all for nothing and that some literal trailer trash is actual already ahead of me in term of fulfilling the ultimate goal.

>>35762725
how does a neet like me get a job? any advice? uk btw

>>35764490

It amazing how looks matter.

I used to think that intelligence > everything in 2000s but I was dead fucking wrong.

Looks for men still matter more than anything else.

If you have height and a decent face that will guarantee you a better life than any ugly short guy with a big brain.

>>35762725
My ankles hurt because I ran with the bf a couple days ago. Doing it again Monday. I'm skinny, but I want to also be as fit as Faith in Mirror's Edge. Shoddycast says I can do everything she does, so I'm going to git that gud :D

Could inline skate instead of running if tendons are still sore and need supportive boots, but bf has his bike with parents an hour from here and won't be going there until the 29th. Could skate next to him while he runs if I'm still not recovered by then. Don't want to injure a tendon or I'll be unable to run at all for weeks.

>>35764603

Starbucks sandwich guru apprenticeship.

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>>35764533
No responsibilities

>>35764542
Get comfy, munch on tendies and play vidya. It'll be alright.

>>35764546
Drowning yourself in cheap vodka is the ultimate solution to any problems you may have.

>>35764571
I believe in you, anon

>>35764614
i'm tall, around 6'2, but still ugly, balding and i have a terrible frame (narrow shoulders, broad hips). honestly, the frame is the worst part. i just look WRONG. no clothes look good on me, etc. i'd give up 20 IQ points and 4 inches of height easy to just have an average male frame.

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>>35764674
No hardships

>>35764622
NORMIE GET OUT
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

>>35764614
Being smart doesn't mean shit anymore
It's a world of chads and stacey's, and nothing more

>>35764712
You know normies like me get off on being called "normie" and "roastie"?

>>35762861
>The only reason I'm alive is because society is too soft. I wouldn't have made it this far in society 1000 years ago.
Fuck, that's so true- for me too.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, I don't even deserve to live. Modern society is like a dialysis machine extending my life beyond its proper extent. Shit man, my life is unnatural...

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>>35764712
Absolute perfection

>>35764759
Why must you torment us? There are many places for scum like you, but this is not one of them

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>>35764782
My last gondola

>>35764781
Natural selection is no longer in effect, and it causes shit like us to happen. I shouldn't exist but here I am. We weren't made for this world.

I fell in love, and I feel so ashamed of myself that I don't know how to be a lover. I've spent so many hours studying and learning so many different things but now they all seem useless, when the only thing I want to do is make her happy and I don't know how. Everything I know about romance I've only read in books, seen in films or heard in songs. I'm 22 years old and I've no idea how to be a lover for someone. It tears me apart. I can't imagine being good enough for her, but I can't stand the thought of her with someone else, even if he is the best man in the world. I wish I could tell her how I feel when I see her but I can't bring myself to do it. It's like standing in front of a delicate but beautiful piece of art that I so badly want to touch, but doing so could destroy the beauty that compelled me to want to touch it in the first place. It's better to just admire the artwork from a distance and be glad that I could see it at all.

>>35764782
This is a misc board for everyone. wizchan.org exists if you want a safe space.

>>35764842
This isn't /b/ or /s4s/
You don't belong here

Just get out

>>35764818
Man, I just want to pull the plug. I'm just holding the human race back.

>>35764879
This is literally a less repetitive /b/

I'm making nicecream (frozen bananas and stuff in a blender) and watching a movie. I have an iceless churner, but I prefer this to the fat based churned stuff.

>>35764339
seems like good advice thanks anon

>>35764894
There is absolutely nothing stopping you from putting a double barrel shotgun under your chin and pulling the trigger

There is absolutely nothing stopping me from putting a double barrel shotgun under my chin and pulling the trigger

>>35764947
You. Don't. Belong. Here.

>>35765027
Listening to my advice is never a good idea desu

>>35765038
Nothing you post can force me off this part someone else's website. That enforced safe space site exists if you want it.

>>35762725
my ldr hf hasm't responded to my messages in ike 2 days after we had an emotional call. I'm worried as fuck, she's my complete ideal

>>35765073
I know that, and that's the way it should be. You still don't belong here, though.

>>35765083
>emotional call

Why ever do this?

>>35765121
Because something bad happened to me and I care about her a lot. I don't want to go deep into detail but she thinks she hurt me and that it's her fault, when it isn't her fault at all

>>35765038
Cowardice is what stops me. Cowardice and indecision Im waiting for a sign the my existence was worth something. It's a sign I realise will never come. Maybe it's just my way of justifying my cowardice.

>>35765175
>she thinks she hurt me and that it's her fault, when it isn't her fault at all

What you don't know is that this was her plan all along

Sometimes I consider paying a surrogate mother to have my kid just so I can say a big "FUCK YOU" to nature.

But then I feel sorry for my little spawn. I don't want him to go through the same shit that I went through if he turns out ugly like me.

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I've become a slave to capitalism, I'm no longer an individual, but rather a cog in this endless machine we call society.
I must work, everyday, everyday I wake up hating my life. I must study, so I can work (better), so that someday I may get to retire and live (if some nigger doesn't stab me first or get run over by a car).

I want out, I want to live, I want to be free. Free of expectations, deadlines, loans, money, work, freefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefreefree

>>35762725
bretty gud thanks for asking op

>>35765360

Buy a piece of land in the middle of nowhere and live off the land.

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>>35762725
I lost two of my favorite stuffed animals forever today. Had them since very early childhood, I'm more upset than I should be over something so small

>>35763550
I met a group of people I knew online for months irl
One of them made the school shooter joke
It hurt even more than anyone who wasn't friends

I am sick but overhaul everything is not to bad.
Been single for nearly 2 months now.
Had a rather bad 4 month long relationship with an cute indian girl.
We lived 1 hour away and that killed me.
But know I have much more time for watching dragonball z and having fun with friends.
Also I started listening to buddhist/hindust lectures every morning before school (high school senior) so my spirital gains go up, which is nice

I feel absolutely terrible.
I want to cry.

Feeling very shit. My boss asked me if I had plans this weekend and I said no, he replied with "you're just such a shy quiet guy, do you ever even go out" in the most fucked condescending way. People are so fucked

>>35762725
had a shit day exactly like everyday did a practice hiset exam only got 53% but I'll have another go I also tried the tasc exam had better scores with these ones over the ged

not well. my older brother is taking me out shopping tomorrow to get some new clothes. i don't feel comfortable going outside especially with summer coming up.
i've tried so many things to become more normal but nothing seems to work. i'm not sure how i'm gonna move up in this world. sometimes i just sit on the couch and just stare out the window for like an hour, just thinking about life and analyzing every interaction i've had from when i was a kid to today.
sometimes when i'm outside i feel like i wanna just scream and charge into a wall, punching and kicking it while crying my eyes out.

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I got headbutted and my nose really hurts