>tfw got invited to a wedding Shit now I either need to get

>>35762463
Just try get out of it, weddings are a waste of time desu

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>>35762463
>old high school friend is getting married
>have to go see all the people who made better lives for themselves

>>35762463

They'll be divorced within two years anyway. Don't waste the effort and money.

>>35762555
I feel obligated though, I've known them for awhile.

Wtf guys?
I love these high occasion parties. Makes me feel all noble. Wearing a suit is elegant. I way prefer it to casual.

>>35762540

Fuck you man, that feel was a sucker gut punch. Shit.

>>35762463
Make sure you get the bride to swallow your dick.

>>35762463
Jfc, just tell them you're busy.

I assume you're well into 20 or 30yo to get a wedding invitation. People your age don't need to explain your reasons for declining shit like that.

if i was in your shoes id take a shit load of valium and download something like fakecall or call assistant for your phone, that could help you leave early if it gets too much

>>35763064
>he doesn't sperg out when staying within a 20m radius of more than 1 human being

Normie spotted.

>>35762463
make lie, do not waste your time on this shit

>>35762463

Do you have any idea how much a suit even costs? if you cheap out you'll look ridiculous.

are you obese OP? if so, you should save the other people at the wedding from having to look at you.

Act as if you are going, then a day or two before say a co-worker got sick and you HAVE to cover for them.

>>35762463
Just be yourself at the wedding and I'm sure it'll be fine

>>35763510
Don't do this. It's terribly transparent.

>>35762505
Wha
>free booze
>free food
>women dressed up to look their prettiest
>every girls dream to meet someone at a wedding

If you're autistic maybe

>>35762463
when I had to go to my brothers I just wore pants I wear everyday and a stripped dress shirt. I could care less I was there for the booze since I was 19 when I went

>>35763772
>If you're autistic maybe
Normal people don't go to /r9k/ to ask about weddings and post frogs. OP is probably going to have a terrible time unless they can just hang out with a specific person or people they know well.

>>35762463
"Anon, I said you could bring a date, silly! Where is she?"

>went to a wedding a while ago
>haven't seen any of my family members in years
>last time I did see them, I was fat
>nobody recognized me

>>35763772

t. Normie McNorman

>>35762463
Just tell them you are busy that day and can't come. Weddings are a waste of fucking time and money, very unlikely you will enjoy unless you know some of the other people coming.

Depending on who they are just fucking don't show up, if they just invited you as a courtesy they won't even notice

>>35763772
Weddings are Basicly a more classy version of House parties /night clubs. It's all manufacturered, Pump and dump, nothing organic about the relationships you can find there.

>>35763064
Fuck off. If you look good in a suit you don't belong here. Also, go to reddit for your le gentleman suit memes.

>>35763772
women dont dream about meeting someone like me at a wedding unless its a nightmare.