I THINK I GOT A GIRLFRIEND

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>>35859443
Bee urself unoriginally

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>>35859443
Anon, breathe calm down

Just play it cool and go with it
proud of you for talking to a girl fucking normie

Just bee you are shelf

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Ok stay calm, keep doing what she likes about you but DO NOT overdo it or else she won't enjoy it anymore. After a while, subtly ask if you guys are dating but not like "are we dating", you have to imply. Proud of you bb

fucking normie

LEAVE

FUCKING GET OUT

ORIGINAL REEE

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>>>>35859443
Me too anon, I'm kind of panicking myself. a-are we gonna make it?
>date three
>she deleted tinder "because we met"
>take her to this bar/movie theater we have in town
>3 beers in
>toward the end of the movie
>she kisses my neck and grabs my dick
>squirm like a faggot
>almost spilled my beer and food
>she giggles
She's making me dinner on Thursday at her place, and "my roommates won't be there either ;)"
>I feel like crying and bursting with glee
how do I not fuck this up anons? I know shaving my crimbus bush is top on my list.

nigga i think i might be getting there
second date next week
still haven't kissed her tho
no balls tho
wat do
im nervous as fuck

>>35860262
Haha, got you pretty good anon. Did you think I liked you for real? Lol.

>>35860262
She just sounds like a slut anon

>>35860262
>bring a bottle of wine with you when you go to her house
>let the evening flow naturally
>sex her up somethin' good, be sure to wear a condom btw
>repeat steps 1-3 as many times as you like

jw anon, are you a virgin? khv?

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>>35859443
>tfw went on 1 (one) date with a girl from uni and it went okay but this was a few weeks ago and I've since sperged the fuck out and stopped talking to her entirely
please somebody just put me out of my misery

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>>35859443
>mfw this was me about 6 months ago
>mfw she got bored of me and left me because of her abuse fetish
>mfw she hates my guts and has pushed me out of her life completely
>mfw back to living alone

Tread carefully anon

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>>35862250
I uh,
She has a tumblr and is a super weeb.

A-are these red flags?

I'm concerned now.

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>>35859443
>tfw mean college girls play a joke on you by feigning interest over a series of dates that you paid for

>>35862619
I somehow doubt this is the case

>>35859443
Get ready to start lying about going to bed so you can have some alone time.

Same here, we're all going to make it.

>Same age as me
>Only been in one relationship (same as me)
>Lives far away but has her own car

It's looking good, second date next week and we've spoken every day for two weeks.

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>>35862826
>been in a relationship before
>we're all going to make it
>we

>>35859443
>tfw met qt alt/goth girl on tinder
>fucked her on date 3 which was 3 days after we met
>have only been together for a month and shes already moved in to my studio
>went from a 23 year old khhv to fucking bareback 2 to 3 times a day, shes on the pill
>she usually initiates it every time, thinks im some normie whos fucked alot before cause its that good to her
> i just go along with it, lie about my past shed probably leave if she knew i learned all the shit i try on her from my degenerate pornos i used to watch
>its going good so far, only complaint is sometimes she wants to fuck while im trying to sleep cause i work or something.

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>>35863013
>took three dates to have sex with somebody from a hook-up app

>>35863013
Is she NEET?

I don't let my bf stay in my 700 square foot condo because I have autism and need my alone time. How is a robut coping with sharing a studio/efficiency? Maybe you really are a normie?

>>35863107
Also, my neetbux would be reduced if he lived here, otherwise I'd consider it.

>>35863107
Nope shes got a job and a car. I still get alone time cause we work slightly different hours and have different days off most of the time.

>>35859443
tfw i was in your situation to.

She broke my fucking heart
We went on to 2 dates she always said that i'm funny and good looking.

But she also said that i'm a good friend.

In the end she said let's just be friends and look how it develops.
Because she already go her heart broken once.

>>35859443
Im happy for you but now you need to, say it with me now...

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>>35862461
gayfag here, have a super fucking weeb grill friend and she confides in me some strange quirks (not sexual quirks, just weird shit). Can't tell if she'd be just as sexually aberrant, but I'd say tread lightly with weebs

>>35862819
have gf and do this regularly

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congratulations, better to make contingency plans for when she breaks up and leaves you in an emotional wreck for months on end.

I've got a date on tinder tomorrow. First time I've ever arranged to meet up with a girl. It's in the afternoon and she has a thing afterwards, so I know sex isn't going to happen - but I have no idea what to say or do. How do normies do this?

>>35863602
>>35863013
>>35860262
>tinder
>tinder
>tinder

The fuck is wrong with y'all


I asked her out after class, not through a dating app. Is this bad??

>>35861973
Behold, a robot.

He does not want happiness, he runs away from it. What he interprests as misery , in reality is a comforting blanket of stagnation and mediocrity. In a world devoid of love and comfort, the only thing he knows is the bitter disappointment which he embraces like the truest of friends.

You ascoial faggots cannot not meet someone, you just don't fucking want to, deep inside. Your own misery makes you feel good, you bathe in the piss of your own self-inflicted depression.

>>35863602
Where are you meeting?

>>35859443

Don't call her your gf just yet because it can scare grills off.

Play cool and go with the flow.

Good job, Anon.

>>35863761
No, dating app girls are 100% trash.

>>35859443
dude, get out while you have the opportunity. This place rots you inside, get out as fast as possible

>>35863799
What's with the excessive spacing?

>>35862461

sounds like a slut. give her the D.

>>35863893
For emphasis, clarity and visibility. All 3 which are foreign to robots.

>>35862250
>abuse fetish
>not strangling her and making her say thank you
>not slapping her ass until she's bruised while she calls you Daddy
What the fuck is wrong with you low test robots?

>>35863937
If you wanted visibility why didn't you use an image with your post? Plaintexts are mostly ignored.

>>35863799
i feel like this
>met a girl about a month ago through mutual friends

>she makes very clear that she liked me, even asked for my phone number

>i dont get it, she's way out of my league

>we hang out 3 times

>i can see how much she is starting to like me

>panic, never had someone liking me, dunno what to do

>i feel so low value that i feel like i'm wasting her time

>ghost her out of nowhere
thats my life so far

>>35864063
And yet, here we are. Looks like I was right.

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Remember: if everything goes right for you, that means you won't be accepted here anymore. Doesn't matter if you had sex once, you will NOT be accepted here anymore.
Choose wisely, nigga

>>35864186
Here we are, where? Not following you.

>>35863799
You're mostly right, but I'm not mediocre. Still screencapped it anyway faggot

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>>35861795
n-no not a virgin, but I've only slept with one girl, and that was years ago.
>>35863761
nigger not all of us are in high school, some of us are in STEM programs with no women.
>>35864263
I can live with going back to lurking anon

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>>35863500
this is why i have never asked a girl out......

spaghetti-oreagano

>>35864621
>high school
College, nigga

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>>35865052
>college, nigga
Freshman might as well still be in highschool.

>>35859443
Just don't forget to leave this board after you acquire a gf.

Protip: She's not your girlfriend if you haven't had sex yet.
t. normie

It won't change who you are.

I've been with a girl for the last 5 years. Nothing changed. It's all the same robot, you won't be magically fixed as a person.

>>35865377
That's great and all but you should still leave

>>35865377
>in a relationship for 5 years and still thinks he was ever a robot
oh lawd

>>35860262
r9k will fuck it up for you guaranteed
genuine advice is just to stay level headed

>>35863602
>>35863013
>>35863761

Kind of wondering why they didn't pipe them on the first date. It is tinder after all

>>35865659
>r9k will fuck it up for you guaranteed
I don't know man, I haven't felt like this since the last time I got a woman.. I can feel the faux chad running through me.
I'm just gonna go head first until this woman realizes the fraud I am.

>>35865377
If I'm beeing myself in the first place and that's how I got to where I am, wouldn't that be a good thing?

Is it common for people to get into relationships by one approaching the other as strangers?

ie that people don't become friends before dating?

>>35866438
Fairly common. Social circle is the most common but you end up having basically no control over it.