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Stage 5: "normalfag".
You have a family, you have a great job or maybe you study in a great campus, you have a social life, friends, potentially have or had a girlfriend, you only come here ocasionally, you're always motivated to things like working, socializing, improving yourself, and more often than not you succeed. You think weebs are disgusting, much like other kinds of degeneracy, you're just better than those people. You think life is nice, why wouldn't it be?
Stage 4: "cyborg".
Your family isn't as loving as you wish it were. Sometimes you're not invited to parties. Others treat you differently and you notice that. Despite feeling alone, you still more or less are part of society. You have had previous romantic experiences in which you were rejected. Essentially, life is tough with you, but you still have hopes, you still try your best to be an accomplished person.
Stage 3: "robot".
You regularly use /r9k/. You don't do anything for your family. No good job, no friends, no gf, the only thing you do is complain all day here how you wish things were different, talking about your dream gf is like, expressing how angry you are at normalfags and how much of a great person you should be. But you already know you'll never be that person. You're not even trying anymore, you just want things to sort themselves out magically.
Stage 2: "wizard".
You realized the simple and obvious truth: human beings are trash. You no longer wish you had friends or a girlfriend. In fact, if you had to choose between your current life with no friends and no girlfriend, and a "perfect" live with a loving family, friends and an "ideal" partner, you'd choose your current life. To you, those who wish they had a girlfriend are no different than those who have. It's better to be kept alone than be surounded by idiots.
Stage 1: "nothing".
You are living cancer. Nobody loves you. You know you won't ever feel happiness. Everyone, including yourself, wishes you were dead.
So you just suicide.
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Stage 3.
Parents still have hope and are actively looking for jobs for me, probably out of desperation that I'll still be living with them 10 years down the line.
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Stage 1.
Haven't left my house in 6 years.
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Stage 1 here. Hi!
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>>35859821
Stage 2 at 22 years
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>>35859821
Stage 1 at 39.
ama
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I oscillate between stage 2 and stage 3 when I'm horny.
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Somewhere betweenStage 4 and 3 at 19, long road ahead, hope I find the way out, not go deeper.
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>>35859821
Sate 2 and I feel absolutely fine.
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Wizard without all the edgy shit.
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>>35860033
Why are you so old?
Original
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>>35859821
Stage 2
This board is full of thirsty wannabe normies
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Around 2.8 but i have friends that also want to die
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>>35859821
Mix of 3 and 2.
I don't hate my family, have given up on a gf/friends, and just think I am trash.
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>>35859821
Stage Five
>you asked
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>>35859821
stage 5
rich fag too
>life is amazing, so many chances to fuck up
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>>35859821
somewhere in between 5 and 4 my family isn't very loving, i study in a not so great campus, i have a social life, friends, but i have never had previous romantic experiences and probably won't for years, i come here pretty occasionally but just lurk for the most part, i think moderate weebs are okay.
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Stage 3 with residual habits of stage 4, still drag myself to workout out of some bizarre self motivation but I never improve l and have everything else like a robot.
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>>35860578
>tfw stage 3 richfag.
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>>35860771
HOW? IT'S SO EASY!
LIFE = BREEZE
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>>35859821
>tfw just reached stage 2
>have finally transcended >tfw no gf
>well on my way towards wizardry
Feels good man
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>>35859821
>stage 2, evolving to stage 3. Should be there soon though.
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>>35860811
Money can't cure a low IQ, autism, learning problems and it can't give you actual friends or an actual gf.
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>>35861227
fuck, well the only mental issue i have ever had is slight depression.
>kek
other peoples misery = top keks to be had
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>cyborg here want to be a wizard
That's a sentence I never thought I'd type
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>>35860197
The natural passage of time.
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>>35861263
I am depressed because of those things.
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>>35861284
>want to reach stage 3 instead of being stuck between it and 4 in order to fit in
>can't help but think that's a retarded idea
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>>35859821
3.5 - some from the cyborg, some from the robot. I would be a full robot, but I'm trying to change the things and everything seems to be possible, so I'm still fighting and I'm not a robot.
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>>35859821
>You regularly use /r9k/. You don't do anything for your family. No good job, no friends, no gf
>wish things were different
>But you already know you'll never be that person
>You realized the simple and obvious truth: human beings are trash. You no longer wish you had friends or a girlfriend
>It's better to be kept alone
>wish you were dead
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I think I'm experiencing < stage 1 = when I'm cancer, people are fuckin trash, and there's no reason it will get better, in fact it should be obvious it won't, but I persist living out of fucking spite.
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it's like self torture through continuing to exist, (shittily)
feelsgoodman
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Dunno where I rank.
>have no friends
>no family within 500 miles
>only speak to my mom occasionally via text
>high school diploma only
>rarely leave the house
On the other hand
>decent job (55k / yr + bonus)
>have my own apartment
>have car that's paid off and relatively new (2011, 60k miles)
>have gf
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>>35859821
robot but feel like a wizard
only 10 years to go :)
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>>35862899
normie
probably even a nice factory job. don't worry, you'll downslide
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>>35859957
What's wrong with your eye?
What about your other eye?
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>>35862991
Call center supervisor actually. I don't doubt it. I rarely speak with anyone, but I think my antisocial behavior gets a pass bc employees think that's normal supervisor behavior.
I relate to everything on r9k and visit regularly, I just consider myself lucky. I spent a year getting in shape, got gf, gained all the weight back plus 40lbs, but she claims to love me and doesn't care. I think I'm doing better than the average robot, but I'm nowhere near normal in the typical, non-robot, sense.
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>>35859821wizard=asexuality
im superior compared to you leeches
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>mfw stage 5
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>>35859821
Stage 4 but I think soon I should be stage 5, if luck gives
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3 more or less; everything describes me except that I have a few friends.
I just want to have my own family, but who wants someone with anxiety issues?
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2 nearing 3
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WIZARD is the goal
it is being said that its possible. thats what ancients naturally became
Now, with this porn and sex and LUST induced social dynamics...its hard. you lose your strength
But you can still say NO! fuck them!
sheep is led to slaughter
OR
sheep led to GOD s kingdom
choose
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I'm going to guess Stage 4.
I'm sort-of popular, have a few really close friends and my family has pretty much always been supporting. However, I fucking hate myself and have accepted that I'll probably never be happy in life.
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>>35859821
>have gf
>caring family
>decent job
>studying
but
>still a virgin
>very rarely go to parties, very rarely invited to them (most of my friends are bigger losers than me)
>socially a bit awkward at times
>bad anxiety
so tier 4 I think?
life could be worse. and has been.
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>>35859957
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY FUCKED EYE!!!! HAHA PRETTY UGLY RIGHT?
OOOOH ANOTHER THREAD HEHE
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>>35866097
i mean
yeah
it is kinda horrific
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