Has it ever come in handy?

i get to use it as an excuse to be lazy/apathetic. im just your average sperger

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>>39266274
>School goes to Zoo
>Guy comes out with Bird
>I CANNOT BE CONTAINED
>Go up on stage and start educating the Zoologist about birds.
>He actually stands there baffled how this ten year old knows so much about birds
>Teacher comes up and pulls me off the stage
>Never got to pet the hawk
FUCKING BULLSHIT.

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>>39266274
>be me
>be 8 or 9
>nigger neighbor kid comes over
>we are watching golf with our parents
>the nigger sees a white golfer and thinks every golfer is tiger woods
>asks if he's tiger woods
>I say no, about to say because tiger woods is black not white
>instead say because tiger woods only wears red shirts and he was wearing blue