>do a 23 and me DNA test >11 generations ago I had

We're not /pol/ and we don't care

>>37848633
so? that's good. maybe you gained like 1 IQ point that wouldn't otherwise have without it

You do realise jew-hate stems from envy, right? If I were you, I'd be annoyed that I didn't have more jew blood.

>tfw don't have superior jewish genes
>tfw still circumcised
what a joke, I made the sacrifice but I still don't get to be God's Chosen.

>>37848633
and that's a bad thing?

oregano commento

>>37848785
Can I get accepted for the Jewish benefits if I'm less than 1% Jewish? I'm circumcised too so I'll fit right in

that sucks man, but at least you don't have native american instead

>>37848841
The rest is
>34% northwestern European
>20% German/French
>18% Scandinavian
And then a bunch of random shit

>>37848633
Why do you and your people control NASA to lie about the earth's shape?

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>89% african descent
>3% mongoloid
>8% european

My ancestors were sluts

>>37848633

just wondering. why did you do the test? what made ya wanna order the kit?

Fuck off to /pol/ normie

>>37849295

not op but i did the test recently (haven't got my results back yet)

i got it because it was fun and i like to learn about my family and it's background. also, there's some other shit in there about diseases and connecting distant family who have also taken the test. it's just generally cool, I guess.

>>37848633
Jews have superior IQ's you should be happy.

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>>37848633
Okay? So what?

Originaldo

>>37849359
word.

do they send the results online or on paper?

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>always heard from my parents and grandparents that our ancestors were famous and feared viking badasses, warriors, explorers, and other awesome stuff in Scandinavia
>took a 23andme test
>only 33.5% Scandinavian
>5.4% SUBSAHARAN AFRICAN
>3% MIDDLE EASTERN & NORTH AFRICAN
>most of our family's oral history is a flat out fucking LIE

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>>37848633
>>do a 23 and me DNA test

you got scammed hard kek

>implying that jews are a race

you fell for DNA test meme

>>37848633
>Mrw family name is jewish

But all of my great grandfathers fought on the nazi side

One of them even stole a watch from a jew and brought it back home after the war i still have it

>>37849563
The small percentages are basically unprovable. 23andme is a pretty limited service.

>25% scandi
Your ancestors were in fact nordic vikings, but of course not all of them, especially if you count the wife stealing.