>just took a giant shit
is there a comfier feeling?
Taking a big black cock up the ass and then having it pulled slowly out. Oh wait, that's the same shit.
>>37635604
No OP, there isn't.
>waking up in a glorious crisp spring morning
>lightly raining, earthy smell coming in through windows
>check computer
>made a few hundred from crypto-currency position
>put a hot chocolate on
>go back to bed and stretch out, enjoying the DOMS from JUSTing the fuck out of my arms and back last workout
>get changed into woolly socks and comfy jacket
>get hot chocolate
>2 bananas for that glorious post-chocolate consumption
>explore Tirisfal Glades and Silverpine Forest on my Undead Warlock on a comfy private servier, free from (((blizzard))) and normies
>basically repeat while hitting PRs every workout due to having time to eat right as not a wagie
those 2 weeks in between wageslave jobs last spring were the comfiest time of my life
>needing to piss really bad
>having to wait for wayy too long
>rushing to the toilet, bladder about the fucking explode
>high-velocity-pissing an entire gallon of warm piss
this truly is one of the greatest bliss known to man