What was your most shameful moment?
>all night grad party
>having great time
>final event of the night
>hypnostist guy
>purple shirt and twirley moustache
>starts calling up kids to hypnotise them
>oh shit its actually working
>few minutes pass
>main event begins
>chooses a bunch of kids to sit in a line of chairs
>picks my sophmore oneitis that I thought I got over
>for some reason Waluigi made the sit order boy girl boy girl
>oneitis is seated right next to a chad and a tyrone
>fug.jpg
>first act had them all fall asleep
>she instantly falls on chads thigh
>upon seeing that,start to get internaly hurt
>fuck, why does that hurt to watch?
>I was over her goddammit.
>every single act ended with them being put to sleep
>she kept collapsing on either tyrone or chad every time
>everytime in cuddle or lewd positions
>doom paul starts going through my mind
>start to feel regret over every decision I made in highschool
>litterly feel soul ripping in two
Oh, Waluigi the Hypnotist was just getting started.
>next act was hyptnotising them into thinking the best smelling thing in the world was thier shoes
>they all take off thier shoes and deeply inhale them
>then he tells them that their neighbors armpits are the best smelling thing in the world
>my fucking face when one of the last sights I see of my highschool oneitis is her getting double teamed in a armpit snorting interracial orgy
When I got home,I showered for an hour,stared at a ceiling for an hour, and came to the conclusion that whole event was an act of God to remind me how much of a defective loser I am.