What is the name for hispanic Chad?

>>38473483
Marco?
Hector?

Dong Juan.

>>38473483
Mario
Alejandro

>>38473483
Enrique Leonardo

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>>38473511
>>38473514
>your face when he calls your name

>>38473483
alberto al cantara
also pic related looks more like an arab

>>38473511
>>38473514
I like this one. I grew up in Florida, and Alejandro always fucking gets the girl. One of them even said I looked like the kid from Stuart Little.

Pedro?
Juan?

>>38473591
he's south american and his name is unironically juan

>>38473588
Hehe good one

Amador

I knew a lot of hispanic chads named Fernando

>>38473591
albert pujols full name is alberto pujols alcantara

spanish naming customs memed him into being "albert poo-holes" for gringos though

>>38474699
This
Alejandro definitely has a 'chad' feel but there's too many syllables

>>38473496
wrong

>>38473483
Angel.

Frederico
Antonio
Massimo

>>38473483
Luis Armando

>>38473483
Fernando or Santiago

I still think it would be Juan. It's short, to the point but powerful.

>>38475455
Juan is a manlet's name

>>38475455
Juan is way too common. It's also a common name for mestizo manlets.

>>38473503
>>38473511
Enrique or Alejandro sound right. Especially if you're in the US, because they're names that lend themselves easily to "anglicization" (Ricky or Alex).

Eduardo is the only real answer

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Now, what would be the spanish equivalent of a robot?

>>38473483
Enrique sounds good in my opinion.

>>38473542
Fernando Mauricio de la Trinidad Salazar Montoya

>>38475678
Jesus I guess. What idiot could be cool in school with that name?

>thug life bitc--
YOU DOG WHAT WOULD JESUS DO DON"T CURSE DOG

Impossible for him to be cool now.

>>38475678
That would be Jorge

>>38475716
>tfw no latino bf to eat tacos with

Its Julio

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>>38473588
Wow classic

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>>38473483
It can only be Raul, nothing else.
>>38475678
Gustavo?

>>38478977
raul is more gringo

>>38473483
Javier or Eduardo for the Chad
Pedro or Felipe for the robot

>>38473483
Alberto El Patron

>>38477252
Finally somebody said it.

Julio is the mexican soccer player chad who bangs all the white AND latina qts.

>>38475005
>>38475387

lmao fag names

>>38475678
it has to be jose

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Alejandro, 100%

>>38475678
Pepe, por supuesto

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Miguel?
I'd say Juan but that is literally the Bob of Latinos

>>38480147
This has been said 5 times ITT already. Alejandro it is. So Chad, Alejandro, and Tyrone are our enemies.

>>38480213
No, Roberto is literally the Bob of Latinos.

All these names mentioned so far aren't hispanic chad names at all.

A hispanic chad always has a hipster european name like Jurgen or Hans

>>38480337
I'm hispanic and I have never heard of those names.

>>38480250
All right you fucking got me there.

>>38480337
Hans is the Chad of Sweden

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>>38475716
hey that was my name, and the joke got old fast because i was an autist and engaging in conversation with me would make people uncomfortable

>>38474790
>>38480147
>>38480240

Alejandro reporting in. Is this the place where you losers come to cry?

>>38473483
>Mexican
>Chad

Paco, when did you get internet connection? And electricity?

>>38479942
You mean Spanish? Do spics think Spaniards are gringo?

>>38481919
In Latin American countries, it's much easier to be Chad. Some girls start having sex at 12 years old.

>>38482212
Pretty sure that's the case in all non first world countries. I'm in Eastern Europe and Chads and Stacies started having sex around 12 or 13 and then pretty much everyone else had sex by 14 or 15.

There was even this one kid that was super tall, handsome and buff (he was like 6 foot tall at age 13) that he was regularly banging high school girls when we were in like 7th grade.