I am God.
Before I leave this worthless place I will kill anyone I deem unfit for anything at all, especially life. I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say "well that's your fault" because it isn't. You people had my phone #, and I asked an all, but no. no no, no don't let the weird looking Eric kid come along, ooh fucking nooo.
woah dude, chill out my nigga