>I told you not to come around here Anon. I'm gonna teach

>>34063288
Listen intently to his lesson on the art of Chadistry

I might be shit with women and have no friends but I can fight

>>34063288

Tell him to stop and try to talk my way out of it.

If he gets too close I beat him up, fuck his health forever and run away quickly

I unironically can, thank God.

Still cant get a gf for shit though.

>>34063288

I would ask him about his diet and how he got that body, his workout routine, etc.

But tattoos are degenerate and they don't look good on him.

>>34063288
laugh at him.

Fucking narcissistic cunt with his degenerate tattoos. If im coming here its probably because i need to in order to fucking survive so you can piss off mr frilly hair. How long did that take you? Half an hour? Pah, you wont fucking hit me you pansy gayboy.

Im not in bad shape and most people dont know how to fight anyway. Id fucking bite this cunt if it came down to it - what've i got to lose?

unsheathe my katana that has been folded at least one million times

>>34063672
>tattoos are degenerate
We dont live in 1960's anymore.

>>34063777
They are still a degenerate trendy fad that is starting to die.

>>34063288
tell him he can try, then slap the shit out of him he tried to hit me.

>>34063825
>degenerate
That's your opinion.

>>34063777

Tattoos are extreme DEGENERACY. It makes good looking bodies look like polluted shit, and it's an insult against god (or nature if you want to call it that) to ruin your body like that. I have never met anybody in real life with a tattoo(s) that were decent people.

>>34063888
stop being a weird edgy autist.

>>34063888
>>34063888
>it's an insult against god (or nature if you want to call it that) to ruin your body like that.
What the fuck? We can do with our bodies whatever we want in acceptable range

>fight him
>get my ass kicked
>go to hospital
>get opiates

I don't see any problem here

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>>34063888
>Insult against god
Where in the bible does it say you can't get a tattoo?

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>>34063924
>weird edgy autist
Where do you think you are?

>>34063941
Why not just shoot him a new asshole in his head?
You can easily claim that your life was in danger and if you are in bad shape the judge could easily be in your favor.

>>34063924
t. tattooed degenerate.

>>34063924

>calls me a weird edgy autist
>defends ruining your body with tattoos on /r9k/

Good one, faggot.

>>34063939

Yes, you can do whatever you want with your bodies, but you can't expect anybody else to respect you for it. Respect is what people give you when they feel you've earned it, you are not owed respect by default.

>>34063950

Leviticus.

>in b4 le old testament doesn't matter

It's still defiling your body with ugly markings whether you believe in god or not.

>>34064013
>Yes, you can do whatever you want with your bodies, but you can't expect anybody else to respect you for it
I dont ask for your respect. If you judge people by their appearance and not their jobs then you're a hypocrite.

>>34063968
That's just ironic memery.

>>34064035

I can judge people by any measure I want to. Your job could also be a part of it, but if I see you from a distance, or of I see a picture of you, I am going to judge you by your appearance. That is how the human brain functions and you SJW Brave New World types lie through your teeth when you say you don't do this either.

>>34064159
But its not.

This board has been a bastion for feels for as long as Ive been here. 8-10 years.

>>34063288
Shoot him
hurhururhuhruhruhr

>>34063288
Oh boy finally I get to use my sig against something that has a pulse.

>>34064035

>Pfft...I don't ask for your respect, kid...

Tattoofags, everyone.

>>34063288
unsheathe my dick and firmly grasp it in a sword like manor taking an offensive stance letting the wind blow my oversized purple coat and thick silky blonde hair that slightly covers my deep blue eyes
LET US DO BATTLE TO THE DEATH

>>34063288

beg him to suck his dick
if he doesnt want ill let him beat me up but ill try to get my head near his crouch as much as possible
get a big hard on while bleeding
masturbating
cumming

repeat when recovered

I give people fates worse than death that dudes dead as dogshit I just caused the apocalypse bitch

>>34063288
https://www.starnow.com/levineufeld/
>5 foot 11
>154lbs
>tiny nipples
not a chad

Walk away.
Not from where I am but away from him because he's not worth my time.

He pushes me or tries to punch me; I am justified.

>>34065645
btw
Learned this in my concealed handgun class.

Step 1, diffuse the situation
Step 2, walk away, trying to avoid the situation.
Step 3, Draw weapon; if his response is aggressive shoot. Never shoot to maim, shoot center mass.

Practice often.

>>34063825
>starting to die
>50% of people under 30 have at least one tattoo

ok

Bear the dyel manlet dead

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Insanity > physical strength

Come at me faggot

>>34063988
It seems his end goal is to get drugs. not having an excuse to use his gun for the first time.

Unless you replied to him by accident

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>NOT THIS TIME CHAD

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>>34063288

>Better knock me off or i'll bite your ear off faggot