just spent 1 hour under my boyfriends desk worshiping >he

>>34074552
>Is this game pay to win? Should I just stick to sucking dick?
yes to both

this is a /drug/ thread now

my favorite drug is some hopsice-grade morphine I've been sipping on, like 10ml morphine per .10ml of solution and I've got 22ml of the stuff

been puffing on this propane extracted oil from colorado too, which is pretty fuckin clean

>>34074552
Boy or girl?
plz be my bf

>>34074625
Sorry drug bro. You are welcome here. My typos were triggering me.

Thanks for telling me your favorite.

I enjoy opiates and weed, but opiates make me sick very easily. I took 40mg of oxycotin once and I threw up wasting it all after being itchy for 3 hours.

My bf was on morphine for a while after his car accident. He just seemed confused. How can you enjoy it recreationaly?

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>>34074730
>How can you enjoy it recreationaly?
Opiates have replaced the sensation I used to get from physically being with women (cuddling, hugging, kissing/making out, sex, etc.)

that and I was raised by a dad who was a "recovering heroin addict" and he was cool with me taking tylenol 3's and hydros ever since I was in HS, so I've already got a little bit of a tolerance where I can move onto harder shit (would never do H, though)

>tfw ex used to suck you off while you played majora's mask
>tfw he wouldn't stop until you beat a temple or completed a three day cycle
>tfw he got off on how sore and uncomfortable it made you
It was pretty hot tbqh

Also yes hearthstone is pay to win if you want to get into higher ranks. Fucking reno jacksons and the like are swarming in actually good decks.

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>>34074621
Eventually I will catch these guys and their op decks.

But I really dont want to spend money on this game. And I feel like eventually I will swipe the card out of rage.

>>34074552
>He called me a good girl so it was worth it.
I love beta girls.

>but I feel like I have no chance against decks with 4+ legendaries
Use his deck?

>>34074828
Reno, bran bronz, kahzakus. all in the same deck for the last 5 games I played on latter.

>Reno literally undid 8 turns worth of effort .
>brought him back down to 15
>Bran/khazakus in one turn
>didnt have enough damage to finish him off.
>turned all my minions into sheep and revived 3 of his strongest minions
>next turn he doubled their health

What am I supposed to do against such reckless faggotry?

>>34074877
Doesnt that remove half the fun of building your collection?

>>34075016
>Doesnt that remove half the fun of building your collection?
You're sucking him off under the desk for compliments and you can't feel joy in sharing his achievements and having a mutual collection?

>>34075016
The only thing you can do is play a shitty deck stealing priest and hope you pull all of their bullshit cards

>>34075068
I could, but then we would never get to play against each other.

>>34075016
you literally can't get far making your own homebrew deck
if you want to win you're better off using someone else's deck

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>>34075088
I had not thought of that! LoL that just might work. 50% of my wins are from DISCOVERING some bullshit legendary anyway.

>>34075292
The whole archetype just got a lot better with Drakonid Operative, and it has the added advantage of potentially drawing two of the same legendary. It's still probably not great but it can be fun, at least.

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>>34075088
Priest is master race if you don't pay for cards.

>soulpriest/circle of healing
>divine spirit/lightspawn
>cleric, mass heal, draw 6 cards

>>34075107
So it's not about the fun of building your collection, it's about playing against each other.

They were right about women just wanting to whine, not wanting solutions.

>>34074552
>heartstone

How to spot the sub 80 IQ dumbfucks

>>34074552
Hey that's super neat, dude, +1

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>a slut will never gobble your balls while you play vidya

>>34074625
Test and HGH are great

>>34074552
The game is a little p2w, but I've had quite a bit of success playing C'thun druid and pirate paladin no patches

Right now the meta is pretty shitty, so you have a few optionerinos:
1: buy 1st wing of LOE to get reno
2: wait for LOE to rotate out and only play arena in the meantime
3: create a shitty aggro deck and climb to rank 15

Usually in better metas you have enough cards to create a pretty good (basically missing only 1 card) deck after 1 year

f2p btw

>>34075898
>Test and HGH are great
Id get these if I had a connect for them and I was Chadly enough to pay $200 per cycle

but I have to settle for androgens/SARMs. Thankfully, MK-677 hasn't given me any sides besides increased appetite and gainz

Does he make you play pocket Mercy too?

>>34076247
>Does he make you play pocket Mercy too?

sorta. I cant aim for shit (widow is still 3rd highest played. Suck my dick I wont switch). So when we first got the game I played A LOT of mercy and symmetry. Pocketed him a ton.

But we dont always play together and I got higher ranked than him last season, which lead him to raging and mostly quitting the game. Which is fair since I dont aim on any of my characters.

>>34076612
Cute. I wish my girl could play, but she gets motion sickness.

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>>34074552
>no one will ever do this with you

>>34076791
Even with games like overwatch?

>>34077287
Yeah, anything 3d doesn't last for long before she needs a break. We could probably try something like dota though.

>>34075544
aww shit my nigga
only problem with soulpriest is that other priests can clear it for 2 mana
otherwise OP af

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>>34077370
Soul priest is so flexible though. If you know what I mean.

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>hearthstone
dump him

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>>34077370

Yeah, or mages/anything with a weapon.

But hey, 4 mana flamestrike. Wouldn't have gotten out of pirate hell without it.

>>34078417
Why the hate on a free game nigga?

>>34078452
I play superior card games for superior gentlemen like myself

>>34078472
Like what?z/?

hearthstone is a really shitty version of MTG

>>34078668
basically
too bad mtg costs money
/thread

>>34078712
you can play it for free online with something like untap.in

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>>34074552
>just spent 1 hour under my boyfriends desk worshiping
>worshiping


Can anyone explain the difference between a blow job and cock worship?

I literaly never understood this term?

>>34078901
The difference is about 50 minutes.

>>34078901
Cock worship is when you pretend your partner's cock is worthy of admiration to levels where it should be perceived as a deity

Receving a blow job can vary from either somewhat dominant, but not in such aggrandized terms, act or even an act of submission if you're creative enough.

Personally I love getting them as an act of submission and not dominance but this is rare enough to be somewhat unheard of.

>>34078557
infinity wars

>>34078935
>>34078954
Ok maybe I am dense, but this doesnt make sense?

Is it just way longer?

How can a bj be dominant or submissive?

>>34075016
as a legend player the best thing you can do is :

1) dump a couple hundred into the game to get these cards and be competitive

2) wait until the first expansion of 2017 when faggot ass bullshit like reno and brann rotate out of the standard lists

>>34074730
That's a shame, I love them whenever I can get them. Makes me warm and everything is less sharp, nice to get away sometimes. Plus I feel warm, is great.

>>34079414
damn.
Now I want some.

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>>34079414
,,kk lol

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>>34074552
>ust spent 1 hour under my boyfriends desk worshiping
>>he was playing hearstone when he called me over
>>tfw he let me go at it while it was his turn
>>tfw he would grab my head when it was his opponents turn
>>suck his balls during matchmaking
>Best time I had in a while. My legs are cramped as fuck though.

ROASTIE GET OUT