Ok,so,i finaly got a date and she has Christian values. As in

>>34128502
BAIT THREAD!!!!

You've been captured by ISIS and are going to be executed.

However, they will let you roll to decide how you'll be executed.

Last two digits decide your fate. . .

01-09: Beheaded with combat knife

10-19: Thrown off ten story building with some fags

20-29: burned in a cage

30-39: Shot to death with a pistol by junior jihadis

40-49: ak47ed while lying in a mass grave with a bunch of normies

50-59: dragged behind a technical

60-69: drowned in a cage

70-79: detcord beheading

80-89: stoned

90-98:crucified

00 Dubs: shotgun blast to the head

All Other Dubs: blown up by obama drone

Trips: rescued by speshul forces.

>>34128502
There's no point in bringing it up. If you have to say something, just say you made mistakes in high school and have spent some time alone since.

>>34128552
00 dubs pls
i wisdh i could be bothered looking for that webm

>>34128502
She doesn't have to know.
Men don't really have virginity and dicks don't get loose. Just pretend you're unskilled and innocent the first time with her. Don't let guilt over a practice girl hurt your happiness.

>>34128502
Lie about forever or as long as possible.

>>34128552
Rolling in my own derail post.
>>34128502

Also, OP is a normie. GET OUT!

>>34128552
roliginal original comment

>>34128552
rolling for crucifixion

>>34128552
dubs


originaaal

>>34128552
>>34128655
It isnt a bait thread. I feel like this is an issue. I feel impure and i know if she asks about it it will be a problem. Sex is a thing between a husband and wife,not just two strangers having "careless fun".

>>34128620
How do i pretend to not know what i am doing? I cant just not be good.

here u go lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tEDmw1cRM

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>>34128552
Where's the raped to death by Islamist anime girls option?

>>34128552
Where's the willingly convert and get a virgin islamic waifu with strong conservative values option?

>>34128552
But the question is: why am I being executed?

>>34128552
00 dubs please, else I suppose 10-19 should be the least bad

>>34128502
>Hitler idolator
>pretending to know a thing/care about Christian values
LARPers disgust me.

>>34129486
You are right,i dont care about Christian values but i do care about her feelings and my chance at becoming a normie.