>just want to play tag
>mom won't play with me
>have no one else to play tag with
Why won't my mom just play tag with me ;-;
>>34198454
Because you're a grown man.
>>34198476
So fucking what
Why can't normies just have fun
Why is their idea of "fun" watching shitty comic book movies
>>34198476
>YOU'RE A GROWN MAN JUST SHUT UP AND WORK YOUR SHITTY JOB AND WATCH SOME DUMB SITCOMS LIKE A MATURE ADULT
Solid argument
>>34198454
we play tag as a warm up for martial arts sometimes. Also a variant were you have to forward roll every time you cross a line on the basketball court.
>>34198806
Tag is for children, playing tag with your mother is creepy and weird as an adult.
You aren't a child, stop being a disgrace and a burden.
is op a dog?
>>34198897
Then who am I supposed to play tag with you dumb bitch
>>34199018
this guy raises a pretty valid point
>>34199036
Yes thank you anon I am glad there is at least one other rational person on this board