>split hymen on the monkey bars aged 10 who /ruinedforlife/ here?

>>34198326
>implying any man cares about a hymen.

Good. Now you don't have to worry about sex hurting and you can enjoy sex (at least, a little bit more than most women) from the get go.

Why are there so many redditposts on r9k recently

>>34198326
Why were you paying on monkey bar when you were 10? And who gives a shit about a hymen.

>>34198326
Someone does not know how hymens work.

>>34198371
>recently

3 years is recent for you?

>>34198326
>>34198352
>>34198393
leaving black spaces for "formatting" is a surefire way to spot redditposters

>>34198326
Any guy that doesn't browse /pol/ and/or /r9k/ won't care

>>34198469
I browse /r9k/ and I couldn't careless

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>>34198432
I know, that's why I do it on purpose. That's also why I purposefully rename my filenames "IMG_(#)", too. I love making autists like you feel like internet detectives even though ive never used reddit or phoneposted

>>34198432
Lowercase posting is another surefire way to spot redditors.

>>34198379
This, the OP is clearly male

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You think people worry about hymens?

hahahaha

Dude all of us guys worry more about you being a dishonest, drama bringing, shallow ass disloyal cunt.

I am sure it was on the monkey bars though and not some random dudes dick. *Wink wink nudge nudge*

>>34198326
If it wasn't for having a dick inside you there's no problem.

>>34198326
its never been about the hymen op, its always been about cum.
if you haven't had any on or in you you still pure.

>>34198432
That's bullshit. I type like that and I have never once posted on reddit.

>>34198534
The only guys who care about hymens are permavirgins trying to self justify their failure to attract a mate.

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>>34198662
hehe you said virgin and attract a mate, surely you are a master of wit.

rofl

Facts are on my side, but hey you have a bunch of beta males and women on yours. Surely that means something right?

>>34198432
>making posts more easily readable is reddit
sure buddy

>>34198745
Also
>implying Reddit is bad
I was on 4chan long before I ever heard of Reddit, but from what I can see it's a huge site with great topics and discussions on virtually everything.

>inb4 muh upboats
4chan is just as much of a circle jerk as anywhere else with or without upvotes. People confirm and conform opinions everywhere.

>>34198869
Reddit is great for gathering information
For discussion however it's cancer it sucks those normies are cringey
You can taste the desperation for acceptance

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>Dad molested me from 5 years old until I was 13
>Wish he hadn't stopped