How does it feel knowing even if you manage to get a gf, you

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>>34245359
"i don't care how big his dick is, nothing gets me wetter than a fat paycheck"

>tfw every available trojan condom is too wide for your dick
I guess I can rule out the possibility of ever having sex.

>>34245624
You don't want to use a Condom anyways.

why would i care about if the woman is satisfied? I'd have to pay for everything else anyway, may as well get something out of the deal...

>>34245359
>tfw they don't sell large brand condoms in my country and the ones they sell fit, but they're a little uncomfortably tight

>>34245359
I got a 7 inch dick so As far as I know I'm bigger than is necessary.

is that pic real? jjjj

>>34245359
there's a company called "mysize", they sell condoms in all possible sizes. tried the smallest one and it was too small. gave my aplomb a little boost.

>>34245624
>>34245656
condoms are shit lmao i fuck my gf raw

Sexually is pretty much the only way I'd be able to satisfy her. My dick and sexual prowess are all I have going for me

>>34245788
>condoms are shit lmao i fuck my gf raw

Dude 420 Blaze hit that shit raw 100

>but really i was virgin till 30. 1st time chick was like use a condom couldn't even get hard. FML

>>34245656
It's unlikely to get raw sex unless you're already in a comitted relationship where safe sex has already ocurred.

Was round a girls house once and asked if she had any protection in the house. She came back with a condom, tried to put it on, couldn't even get it over the tip it was so tight.

Tbf, I fill regular size nicely so it's not like I'm massive or anything, but the small size being impossible was a pretty good self esteem boost.

I'm a tranny and my penis doesn't really work so she probably couldn't satisfy me either

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Would you consider a 20x13 cm (7.9"x5.1") dick big robots? I know it's supposedly above average but porn has fucked my mind beyond repair and it feels small as fuck to me however I look at it

>>34246164
Yes, it's far above average. You are not a robot and thus unwelcome here.

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>>34245359
only black men and male feminists can actually sexually please women

I have a 7 inch dick and I've been told I was a good lover so idk maybe I'm ok

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>>34246164

My dick is literally the same size, iktfb. I don't even care about the length, I just wish it was thicker. I want 6+ inches of girth, a fat dick. Women always talk about how much they prefer girth, so the length is worthless.

>>34245774
This.

I wear the 69mm ones
I'm still a virgin but I've tried condoms to be ready

>>34246164
Nope that wont do, better just chop it off and make a bagina instead. You will never please a girl anyway

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>>34245359


>tfw tore last gfs a pussy apart and she twisted around like a fish in a frying pan
>tfw could not satisfy her because I jizzed all over her in 3 minutes

Just can not fucking win in anything man.

>>34246771
It's exactly how I feel, every single girl in every video where people ask them if they care about size will say they don't care about length and girth is all that matters
It's been fucking me up desu. I wish I didn't have a goddamn pencil dick
>>34246498
Only the length is, girth is pathetically thin