Hoping to get a hair cut in an actual barbers tomorrow for the

So what's it like to cut hair, muh dude?

One Hitlerjugend haircut, please.

>>34269254
>real barbershop
>not going to a korean barbershop and watching spongebob on their flat screen while they do their ching chong nip nong speak
have fun with floyd and andy, tell me how aunt bea is doing, too.

>>34269254

just say smth like 1 inch on sides and back and 3 inches on top. Or just print a picture and tell him that you want hair like that.

>>34269254
just say "long on top, number two on the sides"

literally cannot go wrong. and for conversation just ask them about thir kids or some shit, more they talk the less you have to

They'll sense that you're a robot by your body language and by the way your hair looks. They'll know not to talk to you so don't worry about it