Hey /r9k/ I got hit by a car today I'm now terrified of

>>34269796
>Please give me advice

Eat a balanced meal

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look both ways before you cross the road

Be yourself

riginal

>>34269796
think about it this way: before you were hit by a car you had a higher chance of getting hit by one that you do now. now that you have been hit the chance of getting hit is smaller

Got hit by a car once, too.
I now have no legs anymore.

Thanks life!

>>34269796
Some crackhead stole a car in front of me and almost ran me over in Atlanta. He hit a few other people but not me luckily

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>>34269796
Never leave your house.

>>34269831
originally zozzled

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>>34269808
Thanks, I've actually been trying to.
>>34269835
Dont you original that you cliche
>>34269843
This is actually the best advice I've gotten, thank you. It kinda sucks I have some pretty bad paranoia. I think everyone has an out for me and now I think every driver does too
>>34269868
Tempting

>>34269796
Invest in flying cars and teleportation technology