Robot Milestone

The fateful day mommy either kicks you out of her basement or starts charging rent.

>>34284129
>Killing yourself.

Original inevitability

My parents made fun of me the other day for the first time ever about being a virgin at 29.

Surprisingly I didn't even get mad, I'm basically at the point where it's enjoyable to be this pathetic lmao. It's become part of my identity.

>>34284129
>realizing nobody will ever love you
>parents dying

>>34284129
>>Get rejected by every race
Robots don't get rejected.
Our self esteem is too low to even pretend that any girl could like us, let alone approach one.

>>34284428
That's the platinum trophy, but you gotta make sure you do the other ones first.

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>>34284129
Well i celebrated my official 14th year on this site, back on December 16th.
So think it was either 2004 or 2003.
I smoked weed and browsed every board for an hour as a sort of sentimental anniversary of misery.

>>34284441
I can feel your seething depression my dude.
its ok to cry.

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>>34284601
Happy anniversary anon.
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