It's PAYDAY my nigs. Post those balances real quick.

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>>34284239
Sadness surrounds me

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>>34284239
>0.67 dollaridoos
Neetbux come in next week

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>>34284301
how in the fuck do you manage to fuck up that much into the negative

>>34284239
I'd be 50 if i didn't just blow 2k fucking a whore last night.

>>34284527
Was she worth it? Describe in vivid detail. Considering to do this.

>>34284509
It was -3600$, don't ask.

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>>34284239
get on my level

long titty no nipple havin' ass bitch!

negative 200 or so. have to decide between paying electricity or rent this month

>>34284654
How did that happen? Gambling?

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>57 aud
I'm hoping dad gives me some money for my 23rd birthday on Sunday

>>34284239
>negative 1200
Don't ever trust a woman.

>>34284660
How are you rich? orimginal

>>34284660
>right click
>inspect element
Either that or you're from zimbabwe

>>34284703
>/biz/

Git gud faggot. And stop worrying about getting a gf.

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478.69 usd. today was payday from wageslaving.

soon in a few days will be money time from student aid loans and rent can be paid again for the next 7 months
>+4261

then taxes. expecting another 500 or so

I still want to die in my sleep.

>>34284703
>>34284705

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I

children plz

OP, if you give me 300 dollars I'll do anything you want in return.

How about it?

please

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>>34284239
Cant wait for the new job to come through

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>>34284239
Had a couple of thousand a few days ago from two massive paychecks, but I paid off the rest of my student loans with it.

Feels indifferent, honestly. Got another couple of big paychecks coming up, at least.

>>34284239
i've got like 2 grand in the bank
but that's pretty much worthless
thanks trudumb fucking french cunt.

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it isn't payday for me, mine is monday night
>$50.87

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>>34284239

Seeing as these threads always turn into a begfest, I'll make my pitch now.

I'm a poor britbong who would one day like to go on a pilgrimage to Isla Vista. I know there are very few Elliot fans left here, but worth a shot I thought. I have 340 in my fund currently, and think I could do a budget trip on 900, any donations very much appreciated.

https://www.paypal.me/anonsfund

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>>34284732
please, anyone. your friend here is not joking.

>>34284780
>>34284732
so this... this is the power of neet life.

>>34284799
im not even a neet i have a job but my hours were cut right after spending 2k in medical bills and now im broke and need 300 dollarydoos

>>34284780
how did you set up this fund account?

>>34284780
>>34284732
Basically two fags who can't camwhore lmao

>>34284879
how would you go about camwhoring, i will do anything for money

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I want rich faggots to leave t b q h

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>>34284914
how many tendies would that buy?
holy shit

>>34284544
>get in room
>talking about things, basic small talk
>can tell she loves my thick aussie accent since I'm from the country. Probably only heard city accent.
>5'5 French, amazing tits fake but don't care.
>on bed together talking and laughing
>she's teasing my cock being coy
>I'm feeling her body and she's between my legs
>gets condom on and starts blowing me
>it's great obviously
>flip her over and start fucking
>great pussy feels good
>fucking maybe 10 minutes going to change positions, condoms all munted from massive pounding
>we laugh and flirt
>she says fuck it and takes it off and puts me back inside her
>fuck harder and faster
>feels great she's so wet and horny
>she starts riding me and biting me
>been kissing the entire time but now she's biting my lip and shoulders
>scratching etc.
>get her on her chest and fucking rail her pussy
>been fucking for like 45 minutes
>she says she needs a break, get some water and she has a smoke
>lay down and she cuddles with me
>talk about things while she smokes
>get back to fucking, sucking, etc
>saying I'm an amazing root.
>in want to make her cum, ask how, she says only cum from anal but cost extra
>laugh and she says fuck it I'm so horny
>fuck her ass and she comes in like 3 minutes
>she sucks me more and rides me again
>fuck her again and go for marathon and make her come again from fucking her pussy
>more breaks
>more fucking
>times up i extend
>fuck and talk and laugh
>times up we shower, she gives me her number and then i go home

>>34285064
shiiiiieeeeet that soundsl ike a good time. how long was it for?

>>34285137
4 hours. It was, i always have a good time at the brothel and usually get the girls number for later off the clock stuff.

It helps that I'm good looking and have a good job though. They tell me stories about the weird and fucked guys they root. Doesn't bother me, i think they're fun people to hang with but I'd never fall in love with them.

I go to brothels even when i have girlfriends. Something about the experience is so refreshing.

>>34284690
can I come to your party?

>>34285202
>4 hours
HOT DAMN 2 grand for 4 hours with a girl who is probably worth that for 90 minutes?

I am fucking jealous. Money well spent.

>>34285203
Why not just throw another for robots? Would be better than sitting around with normies.
Speaking of, how do you even behave at a party. I always make as ass of myself by getting black out drunk

>>34285064
sounds like she really enjoyed taking your money

>about 100 OD
>credit card has about 750 on it
>savings of about 55k

>>34285229
Yeah she's a great gal. Seriously it's a high end brothel and there are so many 10s working there. Pricing is good and the rooms are top notch. Never had a bad experience at this place. Always a plethora of foreign girls.

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Get on my lvl plebs

Oregano cummentu origanol

We have payday every 15th in month.

Last time i checked it was 9,810 euros.

>>34285242
Obviously it's a business but like i said i didn't pay extra for anal or kissing. I go because it's fun. I can pick up girls at bars and clubs and spend half the cost in hotel room and drinks but usually not as interesting to be with and the sex is never as good.

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>>34284941
depends on the mommy i hear some mommies only charge 5 gbp per platter of perfection BUT MY MUMMY CHARGES 25 PER PLATTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE only reason why i havent murdered the roastie is because blowey woeies are only 10 gbp and pussy penis playtime is free

>>34284799

I'm not even neet

>>34284827
Just go on paypal.me and it'll explain, it's quite simple

One of these days these threads will contain a kind anon who has a shit load of money and wouldn't mind giving me a hundred or two

>>34285261
Shouldn't have taken the condom off. Just on principle. Even if you know her and trust her. End of the day she's a whore shouldn't risk it

Maybe around $3k? I'll be the poorfag at the end of the year because I'll be paying off my car. I'll have maybe a grand left over, at that point.

I need a better job.

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>>34285333

Once an anon did give me $20 when I was desperate for food and fuel for the car.

>>34285362
Yeah i know but i live fast and loose. Honestly never wear condoms unless I'm at the whores. I have had so many pregnancy scares and I've probably got kids in other countries.

Im lucky I've had chlamydia like 4 times, couple fungal infections. Nothing serious.

>>34285416
That's really cool anon!

I think the reason it'll never happen for me is because I'm basically asking for enough money to cover myself for a month. It's a lot of money for a poorfag like me but a richfag would never notice it missing.

>>34285568
I was going to ask how poor you are but it was unoriginal and i got muted. Now I've lost interest in giving you money. Maybe another time huh.

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i dont worry about stuff like that im a musician

>>34285633
I'll explain anyway.

In a given month my expenses are around $200-$250 depending on prices of food, fuel and living.

I get work doing odd jobs like painting houses and manual labor while trying to find steady work.

I spent $50 a month on fuel, $25 covers two weeks of fuel usually, with a little bit of room in case prices go up or down.

The other $150-200 covers living expenses. I live in my car sometimes, parking where I can get away with it. Sometimes I get ticketed, sometimes not. Sometimes I can convince a buddy of mine to let me park in his drive way and I'll sleep in my car there, or he'll let me use his couch if he can. So that money goes towards things like laundry, buying food, spare clothes if I need them, paying for a shitty motel room if I don't want to risk getting a ticket/spending the night in my car and emergencies.

>>34284239

i get paid on thursdays

>>34285696

drop a throwaway, I gotta rush but I might send you $10 or so later

>>34285064
>fucking a whore without a condom

get tested m8

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>>34284239
$24.30, I'm a uni student though so it doesn't really matter all my stuffs paid for, so I mostly just waste the shit I make at my part time job on whisky and junk food

>>34285313
Lol what a faggot

Yes, you

>>34285739
well thanks dude, i appreciate that!

i have a throwaway attached to my paypal

[email protected]

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>>34284239
I said it's fuckin payday motherfuckers!

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>>34284239
>wageslave
Mommy gives my food and shelter because of my disabilites

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>>34286148
>tfw mommy is dead so no more mommy love

>>34284239
I have $19.3k in the account where my paychecks get dropped into.

I have a net worth of about $67k.

>>34286239
Daddy's dead so there's no one left to beat me

>>34286254
Can you toss me like $15 or $20 to my paypal?
or as much as you want really

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This is payday for me too...

I have just hit 6000 Euro from a combination of NEETbux, working temporarily for the government and a Christmas wageslave job. I'm blowing around 3600 to finally get invisalign braces though. Never felt confident around people because I have overcrowding and overbite.

Daily reminder that if you have straight teeth you are a normie.

>>34286399
I have straight teeth, but they're ground to hell. Hurts like shit

6.38eurosymbol

You do not get good free moneys in europe unless you are a nigger or mudslime, I'm only getting 200erosign autism-money per month.

So as you can imagine I never manage to save up any no matter how hard I try to

How the FUCK can you ameritards save so much fukin money, my balance is at -220 euros just REEEE

>>34285747
Lol this is me. I spend all my money and my grandma drives me to school and I live with my aunt for cheap so I blow the fuck out of my money.

>>34284239
>not investing
Good goyim, let the jews play with your money for free

>>34284780
I can't wait till we leave the EU and neets suffer

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I got some autism bux but it's over now and I started a job not long ago.

>>34284690
I hope u get some money, happy birthday anon

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>>34284239
REEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING WAGE TAX

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>>34285064
>>she says fuck it and takes it off and puts me back inside her

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Around $980 after converting to freedom units. After whole year of saving.

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I don't understand, you guys get paid every payday?

>>34284690
im also turning 23 this year
next dubs will be at 33 ;-;

>>34284239
$84,373.87

Hope to pass $100k by the end of the year.

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Anyone have the gif of the black girl sort of dancing in the bathroom?

Sauce too if you have it ty

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Could be better, could be worse, could be unoriginal.

>>34285064
>>in want to make her cum, ask how, she says only cum from anal but cost extra

What is a prostate..

OP did you just fuck a man for 2k?