>talking to my mom about my shitty height >'come on

>>34322664
Holy shit are women seriously this dense???

>>34322838
My mom always talks to me like this. She says some stupid shit about how I need to "watch out and make responsible decisions", and that I need to be "aware around girls". And then she goes on about how I need to know whether a girl is mentally stable or not, and that I need to PICK a gf who is responsible, not lazy, and s good person. I don't understand what she thinks she's talking about. I can barely get over the part where she says "you need to pick a gf who..." like I am in no position to pick out a girl from an ocean of females. What kind of society even works like that anymore? Only chads have it that easy

>>34322664
how tall are you anon'
original shit nigga

>>34322664
I wish I knew how to sympathize with you on this. My mom is proud of me for being much taller than her (I'm 6'2 and she's 5'2)

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>Have brother who is 5'5
>Mom says it's disappointing how short he is

Height is not a meme, lads

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>anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?
>"cus im ugly mom lol"
>anon, you're not ugly!
>"thanks mom, but I am. You're just biased because you're my mom"
>not at all. lots of women think you're attractive
>"then how comes women are repulsed by me?"
>that's because you are so good-looking, you scare these women. they think you are out of their league
>"th-thanks mom"

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>>34322664
>tfw you've never had this problem because I hit the 6'0 when I was 12 years old

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>>34322929
>I can barely get over the part where she says "you need to pick a gf who..."

>>34322664
you really think a man's worth is measured in feet and inches? height is in no way a disadvantage, you can literally achieve anything you would if you were a few inches taller. what a sad life you must be leading.
but I don't think you posted here expecting a serious discussion anyway. just KYS, it'll solve your problems you weak little manlet

>>34322664
>grandma bitching at me for not having a gf, says that I'm so tall and handsome that I must be turning them away on purpose
>have to explain to her that I'm fucking 5'9" and have acne scars and that is not attractive

To make it worse it's her fucking fault I'm like this, my grandpa's 6'2" and never had skin problems while she's 5'0" and has fucking rosacea. Meanwhile my sister, who's 5'2", skinnyfat, and has rosacea has not gone two weeks without having a boyfriend since she was twelve years old.

>>34323052
>that's because you are so good-looking, you scare these women. they think you are out of their league
Kek, at least your mom loves you though.

>>34323078
Barron?

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>be 13 years old
>6'3
>have strong facial genes
>girls interested in me
>"oh boy. in a year or two I will have a girlfriend and have lots of sex with her!"
>hit mid-puberty
>face goes to shit
>grow a neanderthal browbone
>jaw gets even bigger, but cheeks stay where they are
>nose gets bigger
>end up with a banana face
>girls suddenly lose interest
>now I'm a 27-year-old KHV

A-At least I'm t-tall, right?