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Where do you stand robots? Was an 8 for ages but recently

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Where do you stand robots?

Was an 8 for ages but recently jumped up to 5
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>>34322318

>tfw made it to 6, technically 7
>following year went down to 10
>So far this year the only words I have said to a woman that isn't family is
I haven't done anything
>When she asked me for help.

Where did it all go wrong?
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9 after 26 years. Rate my failure.
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for the past 5-7 years i am 6
before that i was 0

life fucking sucks, i look like a kid and im almost 30
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>>34322318

Can normies explain to me what is the difference between making out and kissing with tongue?
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at 12
highest I've been was 7
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>>34322405
Was wondering too, I think make out is when you tongue for an extended time, coupled with a bit of touching I suppose?
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>>34322405

you don't necessarily use tongue by default while making out, just lips mostly

using tongue while making out is considered more intimate / sensual
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>>34322318
9
forever a 9
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A girl kissed me on the cheek once.

So, 8.
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>>34322318
>7 because of truth or dare when i was 16

I'm 23 now
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>>34322318
Well I've had sex but only with hookers, and just like 2 or three times have been somewhat memorable. I suffer from social anxienty and I've taking alprazolam for like 2 years, but I realized my sexual desires are stronger than my retardness and social awkardness. So I don't know why you robots don't try to have sex already, at least with a prostitute.
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>>34322378
I'm a lvl9 also and I'm 25. Turning 26 this year. I think its over for us.
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Who else 0 here? Where my Normies at?
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I'm at 9
A girl spoke to me once or twice in school and I'm pretty sure I bumped into her

Kill me
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9. impossible that i'll ever get any higher without paying for it.
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8

a girl kissed me on the cheek for a dare

that was a long time ago
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>>34322318
my m0mmy kissed me on the cheek
does that count
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Who /0/ here?
>>34322541
My man
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Age 16: 11
Age 17-22: nr. 6
Age 22: yay 0
Age 22-23: 1 to 6 with gf

Been skipping some stairs
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>>34322318
I just realized if family don't count I've been an 11 my whole fucking life.
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>>34322541
>>34322636
My niggas be here right now muthafuckas.
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>>34322318
I'm not even on the fucking chart. I haven't actually talked to another person in months, let alone a female.
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>>34322318
At a 9 all my life. I'm a fucking failure
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Level nine, my hug virginity was stolen when I was 18 by some whore trying to make me into an orbiter.

>>34322417
You can't go back down the staircase, only further up.

>>34322541
>>34322636
>>34322650
>>34322709
Get off my board you fucking normniggers.
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8, a girl from my class kissed me on the cheek after an emotional ceremony for the end of middle school (she went around doing the same thing to everyone)

one time upon seeing her again three years later when we both had switched to the same school but to a different class (I just wanted to drop out but my mom made me switch instead), she pretended she didn't know me, sat beside me and began conversation with this other guy from the same middle school class that used to bully me
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>>34322318
I went from 10 to 0 in one night. I think it's pretty normal that if you reach 7 you should definitely reach 0 on the same night.
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Level 4 here, however if we're talking about the last year and a half I'm a 10 technically if you count touching by mistake.
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>>34322318
Pic is relatedd
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8
and i'm 24
fuck my life
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>>34322966
if you aren't 6 or higher by age 14 you're pretty much stuck there for the rest of your life
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0 at age 15. My life still sucks balls. Don't believe the hype motherfuckers.
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>>34323023
14 is way too low tbqh fampai. I'd say 18-19.

I'm 21 and level 8, meaning that I have nearly 100% chance of becoming a grandwizard.

Suicide when
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>>34322958
one of my brothers friends hugged me for no reason last week so 9. I want expecting it and made an awkward squeaky noise.
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>Talked to the opposite gender
Yes
>Touched anywhere
Yes
>Hug
Yes
>Kiss (not lips)
That's like saying hello in my country
>Kiss (lips)
Nope
>Kiss (with Tongue)
Nope
>Made out
NOPE
>Groping (clothed)
Yes, a girl made me touch her tits/ass/legs a lot of times when i was in highschool
>Naked Groping
Nope
>Finger/Handjob
Nope
>Oral sex
I don't know if it counts, but when i was 5~7yo a friend sucked my dick
>Sex
NOPE

So, in which level am i?
It's important to consider that i'm a handholdless kissless virgin.
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>>34323203
>thats like saying hello in my country

it still takes some courage. instead you could just give her an awkward nod or a wave.
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>>34323203
>Yes, a girl made me touch her tits/ass/legs a lot of times when i was in highschool
why did you never kiss her?
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>>34323203
>Yes, a girl made me touch her tits/ass/legs a lot of times when i was in highschool

She wanted your dick, now you'll forever be a virgin.

Ya blew it.
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>>34322318
>tfw level 9
heh just realized i havent talked to a girl in about 2 years
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>>34323246
i know that all too well, i had gynophobia when i was younger and saying hello to someone from the opposite sex was a fucking torture, i avoided the kissing for as long as i could, but there were some social situations in which it wasn't an option.

>>34323249
as i said above, i was gyphobic when i was younger. Besides, in my mind, doing something like kissing or sex with someone you don't love is a sin worse than killing your brother.

>>34323276
>She wanted your dick
I know that.
>now you'll forever be a virgin.
I also know that, i never spected to lose my virginity anyways.
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>>34322318
0, if you count prostitutes.
2, if you count a legit girl.(not gf)
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ADD STAIR FOR SMELLING A GIRL'S FART
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>>34323367
>gynophobic
FTFM
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>>34323023
well, i'm fucked then

wow, this comment is not original
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>>34322318
3. Felt a girl's tit.
Wasn't amazing.
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>>34322318
9
holy shit just kill me

i'm not surprised this isn't original
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>>34322541
chyeeeeeeuuuuhhhh my nigga we holdin it down for the real MFs out here
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>>34322318
Lvl 0 since 15yrs old.
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8

A girl kissed me on the cheek sometimes. A guy once kissed/licked my hand?
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3. It was with my cousin. She was 14 and I was 10.
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>>34322318
3 without hookers.

0 with.
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>>34323602
hey bro, wanna see my dick?? i'm sure that will bump you up a stair or two. maybe three if you sniff it.
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>>34323602
come on, sweetie. throw it a little sniff.
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7 here check these sick digits
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>>34323602
my penis is sad that you don't want to sniff it :( what's that, penis?

(mimimi mi mimimi)

oh you do?

(mi! mimimimi! mimimi)

ok i'll tell him.
hey bro, my penis would be honored if it could have this dance.
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9, but completely non-romantic. If that doesn't count, 11.
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>>34323602
Dance with my penis.
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I live in a country where giving a kiss to the cheek is a greeting, does this count as 8?
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Anyone below 8 needs to get the fuck off my board. Even 8 is questionable, but since it can be very platonic I'll allow it.
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As soon as you hit five then you've already got the ball rolling and you're inbound for the home run
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Over here, it's customary to kiss in the cheek. Insta 8 here, boyos.
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>>34322541
here my mans
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zero? maybe it was a tranny

if that doesnt count then 4
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23 and still at 9. Given the fact that I'm an ugly autist, I don't see myself climbing the stairs.
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LVL NO.09

does anyone else not really want a girfriend or sex? ill admit it, i watch porn occasionally and find aome women attractive but when i really put my mind to it real sex would be uncomfortable and confusing, especially with all the touching and if she made noises that would be uncomfortable

ive saw tits irl when i was in highschool and it actually wasnt anything noteworthy like gow i thought it would be
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>>34322318
11

I guess im not alone because mr roboto isnt happy with my post.
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>>34322541
Shit, I got to 0 last night and will again tonight.
Being married to a kinky girl has its benefits.
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>>34322318
Kissing? That's intimate as fuck. I got 9. Are 9s rare?
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>>34322318
Jumped to 0 for the first time last night. I did it.
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>>34322318
8 but that's only because of greetings
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>>34322318
22 and still at a Frog Index 11
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>>34322318
9 and that's only because I'm a fucking aspie that hates physical contact and didn't want to take it further.
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im a 11
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>>34322318
9 at 22 years old
A girl hugged me once in high school, it felt great.
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>>34322318
Anything over 10 is no longer robot tier
Get the fuck OUUUUUUUUUUUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIESSSSSSSSSSS
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>>34322318
I currently stand at 11
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>>34322541
hovering at about a -3, how many orgies have you been in?
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26

7, as a(n original) joke.
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First time visting /r9k/ in a while.

I made this chart years ago when I was a level 9. Now I'm a 0. Oh how things change.
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>>34325776
t. 10

11s are the only real robots.
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>>34322318
aside from 1 night of being a 0 I am a 9. I do not even know if I kissed the girl I had sex with at this point.
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>>34326414
>aside from 1 night of being a 0 I am a 9
lol that's not how it works
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6 since 14
Oregano's
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>>34326368
Can confirm, I am a 9 but a cyborg and I suspect the other 9s are also cyborgs. True robots repulse girls too much to get a friendly hug or even intentional body contact.
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>>34322318
12. There are too many normies in here. I want them to leave
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I'm a 4
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4, I was so full of confidence at 16 and it made me attractive, haven't had a sexual encounter even close to that since. I flew too close to the sun and now I must fall.
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>>34326469
Fair enough but when it's been 5 years it might has well be never. Can you remember how a burger you ate 5 years ago tasted?
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>>34326071
>-3

If we're going into the negatives, where do various fetish activities rank?
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>>34322318
does kissing and touching boobs/seeing them count if you were 10.
ever since sexual maturity, im a 9
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a fucking 1

how in gods name have i managed to have 2 mouths on my drangus and not obtained benis in bagina
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I was 17 when I hit 0, whats next?
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>>34327000
The more "degenerate", the more negative you go.
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>>34322318
Oral was as far as I went as a 22yo virgin.

SOMEBODY SAAAAAAVE ME
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>>34322318
ive had sex, but ive never kissed anyone.

I dont know where that places me
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>>34322318

>Naked groping

Do people actually do this? Like, is it actually a thing to take off your clothes, and touch somebody else, but do NOTHING beyond that?
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>>34323023
Nah. I didn't even have my first kiss until i was 17. That was after i lost a ton of weight but still
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I got to 4 at 17 years old

nothing else since then

am i a normie r9k
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10, but I didn't touch them on purpose
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>>34328554
maybe in freshman year high school when girls don't want to lose their virginity for some reason
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>>34322318
I got to 1 at age 19 with a boy then got to 1 at age 21 with a girl. I am almost 26 and havent moved since then.
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>>34323023
I was level 11 at age 14 and now I'm level 0 dude
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I have had the sex with over 20 girls and have a cute chubby girlfriend , giving advice
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A girl kissed me on the cheek after a date once.
I've only been on a handful of dates. I'm 23.
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I'm at a 1 but it was with another boi. Does it still count? If not, then the highest I've been was 7.
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>>34328679
did you ask her on a 2nd date?
>>34328653
where do you meet girls
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I'm at level 10

I've never been on a date, I've never asked out a girl, and I can't hold a conversation


I really, really want to be dead
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>>34322392
find a shota loving weeb gf
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stuck at a 2 but sometimes make it to a 1

>no sex though
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so once i had a cutie 3.14 in my car, and smelt her seat after she left, where could we inject that in the staircase?
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>>34322318
I've made it to 11, 10, 9 and 3. But 3 was with a few strippers, so I don't know if that counts.
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>23 yeears old
>T11
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>tfw 11
>Expected there to be a bunch of other 11s in this thread because r9k
>There's barely any

NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34327122
same with me I need that benis in that bignia
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If we're not counting family members, then I'm at stage 9. If we're counting family, then I'm at stage 8.

25 years old. Please someone come to my place with a gun, shoot me, and make sure I'm dead. Thanks.
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>>34328705
sort of. she made it obvious that she wasn't interested a while later.
She got married a year afterwards. It has been 3 years.
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level 11, and I'm 20 years old

please kill me
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This should be an admission test for people entering the board, anyone on level 7 or higher would be turned back, Im guessing the board would return to its former style.
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>>34322318
been a 1 since i was 6 baby yall faggots are jealous
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>>34328777
Address pls
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>>34328868
I'm in Connecticut. Are you far?
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>>34322318
9
this girl liked teasing me and once rubbed my feet whilesaying sexual shit back in highschool
its almost been 10 years and i still think about it
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>>34322541
>>34322636
>>34322788
>>34325083
>>34325268
>>34326071
congratulations, you can go post it on facebook, dont let me stop you in your way out, you are really wasting your time here honestly
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>>34322318
Well I always feel REALLY sad after a one-night stand. So this chart is whack -- the grass aint greener, you idiots
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>>34328705
Tinder , the trick is that you have to be loyal during the talking stage to prove that you are genuinely interested in them or else they will think you are just going to use them etc. If you message the same girl (if she shows interest) everyday then she will realize you are loyal and actually want to build a relationship and that you are not some fuckboi
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>>34328967
maybe that's your conscience telling you that casual sex is immoral

you do still have a conscience, right?
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>>34328967
>the grass aint greener, you idiots
ok then trade positions with me

I'm a 20 year old KHHV that can't handle a conversation, please trade with me :)
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8.

I'm not even bad looking, just have absolutely zero idea how to talk to people.
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Yknow what? I feel like anyone who has reached t9 but did that thing where you stop your boner from touching the girl shouldn't count because theirs an over saturation in t9

just my two cents on the issue.
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>>34322392
manlet here
I fear the day this happens to me. I think the trick is for us to marry earlier to lock a qt in before we don't blossom.
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1.

It's not even that difficult, and no I'm not a normie. I'm a 5'11 fatty but I have a decent charisma stat. Learn how to talk, learn how to be funny. Learn how to read bodylanguage.
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>>34329125
>he still thinks you can learn those things
Sorry but some of us are actually autistic
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>>34329125
Ok and how do you learn how to talk? Don't say talk about hobbies.
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wait, do prostitutes count cause I've probably spent over 10k on prostitutes
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>>34329125
>Learn how to talk, learn how to be funny.
not possible
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>>34329153
Just because you're autistic doesn't mean you can't learn. You just have to make an effort.
>>34329160
My question is how can you not know how to talk? Your entire school life and work life should have taught you how to make basic communication with people. You didn't have to be chad, you didn't have to be employee of the month, even if you got horrendously bullied and shoved in lockers, you should know how to communicate with other people. I legitimately cannot understand how somebody cannot learn these life skills. Before you cry "Muh autism", I'm on the fucking spectrum.
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>>34329246
>Your entire school life and work life should have taught you how to make basic communication with people.
they didn't
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Been at zero for just over a decade now. I can go from the bottom to the top of this chart in just a couple of hours nowadays, tinder was a godsend for easy pussy.
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>>34329246
yo dipshit, there's a difference between "being able to communicate" and "being able to hold someone's attention and be interesting and make them like you"
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>>34322318
30 year old at 8 reportan
feels superior tobeqhonest
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>>34328850
oh fuck that shop
muh sides
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>>34329246
Urghh, when I was in primary school I could talk to people really easily and make friends easily, when I went to secondary school I forgot how. I just hung around with a certain group of people and never really said anything to join in conversation. Same in Sixth form. I just can't think of anything to talk about. I don't listen to music, I've never found an interesting TV show, I don't like sports apart from the martial art I do, I don't like going on holiday.

Shit now that I think about it, I stopped talking and being able to communicate with people when I cracked my head open in Year 7.
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>>34329278
Learn how to read body language. Learn the intricies of conversation. http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Great-Conversation
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>>34322318
Failed normie at level 9 here :(
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>>34329385
you really don't get it

reading body language will not change the fact that I have NOTHING TO SAY

I have no funny anecdotes, no interesting thoughts, nothing

I can read body language just fine, and it's telling me "I wanna fuckin get away from this dude because he's boring and annoying"

reading a wikihow page will not put interesting thoughts in my brain and make someone tolerate me
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>>34329405
failed normie implies you had sex
you are a robot anon.
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>>34322318
0 but it was with the wrong gender so idk if it really counts
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>>34329412
Here's a way you can learn

>Find a hobby (Preferably a real hobby, not anime or videogames)
>Go to place where people of that hobby congregate
>Talk to person about that hobby. No chance at failure because they are interested in it too.
>Slowly guide conversation elsewhere, to any subject other than sex, or follow their conversation if they are changing topic.
>If things go well you might make a friend.
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>>34329436
be progressive anon, ofc it counts boipussy is just as good if not better then fempuss.
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>>34329498
>>Find a hobby
really, hmm never thought of this

I don't have any hobbies because I don't care about anything
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>>34329502
i did it with a girl who felt sorry for me for having a crush on my best friend
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>>34329498
why can't I just get a girl who likes vidya and animu though instead of say.... idfk, golf?
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>>34329508
In that case, hang yourself and hope for better stats when you reroll.
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6 with some slut at a high school dance years ago
discounting that one exception never gone beyond 9
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>>34329508
my best advice is to spend time with yourself away from your computer
ban yourself from 4chan if it helps (pro-tip: saying your 16 in an obnoxious fashion will get you banned for a month)
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>>34329559
Not that guy but how do I do that when my "job" involves a computer?
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>>34329571
you don't, it's shitty meme advice because it's 2017 and every part of our lives are intertwined with the internet

we're just products of that addiction, no soul no personality no interests
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>>34329571
And there aren't people at my job either that I can talk to since I get payed to play a fucking game.
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post your progressions senpai
my progressions:

11,10,9,8 by age 4
7,6,5,4 by age 19
4, 3, 2, 1, 0 finally at age 22
now im 23
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>>34329571
oh in that case just ban yourself from 4chan and spend every ounce of your willpower to not just lurk
spending time at the computer isn't all bad (I should've made a caveat sorry) if you use it productively
I do it when I need to spend more time on schoolwork/other hobbies and it works pretty well
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>>34329613
>>>/facebook/
>>>/normieville/
>>>/trash/
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>>34322318
Do accidental touches count? If not, 10
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9, some weeb chick tried hugging me in highschool to piss me off. Dont feel like im ever leaving desu
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4 but it was because I grabbed this slutty chick by the pussy in 7th grade gym. She was really egging me on. Other than that I'm at 9.
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Was 9 until I went to Europe a few years back, now 0. I've developed a talent for spotting better hookers.
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9
I know I'll be there forever
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>>34322318
0 if you count my experiences with escorts. 8 if you don't.
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>>34322318
I got 0 a few nights ago. I may be a late bloomer.
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>>34322318
I've been stuck at 1 since 2012
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>>34322541
my GUY
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>tfw 11 my whole life
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>>34322318
>was a 10 until age ~14, truth or dare kissed a girl on the lips
>stayed a 7 until age 20
>now a 1 because of ex

I almost forgot we had oral sex because it was only once and the fingering was way more memorable desu
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12 if it means as friends or acquaintances
11 if forced interaction counts
21 and living the dream
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0 several times
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>>34322318
10 because i bumped into a girl once on the bus.
anyone who is 9 or lower needs to LEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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everything up to 6, and then 1, once
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anyone who has been to a party has at least kissed
theres always some girl who gets way too drunk and towards the end of the night just walks around kissing everyone
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>>34322318
I got to lvl 7 at the age of 8, and lvl 0 at 13.
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>>34322318
1, oddly scared of getting to 0
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>>34322318
Am level 10 @ age 18.

kill me desu
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10 if handshakes/school dances count otherwise 11.
Actually i've been hugged in high school by a girl who was giving out free hugs so I guess i'm at 9? Thank god for that.
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0
vagina stinks like fucking shit
i'm not joking
also pubes are fucking gross
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8 and I'm 19
Kill me please
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9 and I'm 20
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0. I fucked a femanon who was 290lbs.

Surprisingly, she had a really nice vagina. It didn't smell good or bad, but she really did a good job shaving before we went out. I enjoyed eating her out. I was a little apprehensive since we were both so fat and I figured it'd be fish city, but I was pleasantly surprised. 10/10 would date again were she still alive :(.
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9, I hug girls sometimes
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8 and 20 years old.
I'm almost 6'1 and just a bit skinny. Not really shy around girls. Why?
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>>34322318

4, will be 0 by end of year, 23
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>>34322318
so we are talking about girls that arent somehow related right ?

so i live in gerany and we have this degenerated culture of "hugging" as a very normal greeting.

i have also shook hands due to uni

so i think im at 9
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Level 9. Last time i hugged a girl was 4 years ago. It doesnt help that i'm 24.
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>>34322541
I'm not a complete retard so of course 0. People here who complain about being virgins are either too lazy to actually go out and get some, or secretely gay.
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>11
>I'm 29 years old

Just fucking kill me already
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>>34329168
All women are prostitutes. So it counts.
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>>34322541
Right here.

Man I wish I could go back and meet my hhkv self and make fun of him.
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>>34333954
>gay
It's couple of times easier to lose virginity as a gay than straight guy, so being gay is easy mode.
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>>34329168
Prostitutes only count after your first time natty.

>He didn't lose his virginity for free
Shameful.
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>>34328713
This is me but the difference is i just don't give a fuck
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1, high enough to not feel like shit, but still counting on wizard powers or virgin wife
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>>34322541
mah nigga. Only had sex 5 times last week though. Might be losing it
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>>34322318
>skipped 5, 6, and 7 straight to 4
should I feel good?
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>Get blow jobs from 3 different girls multiple times
>Still a virgin
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>>34333986
They are in denial though.
>>
Still a 9.....
;u;
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>>34334035
>Not making out while groping
Nigga imo this is better than sex.

The most erect I've ever been has been when making out with girls for the first time. That moment you realise you've breached that initial barrier is fucking orgasmic.
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>>34322318
Turning 30 this year.
11 was my highest.
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>>34334041
>Just because you're ugly and dont approach girls because you fear rejection, makes you gay
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>>34323089

>had sex at 15

Uber normie spotted.
>>
9

kek how pathetic
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>>34322318
6, but it was some random club bitch and I was very drunk, I'm not very proud of it
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>>34323203
a male or female friend
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reached 8 once. Been at 11 since then and when I get to 10 it's just for joking.
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>>34322318
Up to 2, but never did 3. Why is that step even there?
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currenty struggling to get past lvl 8 desu
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>>34322318
9
I wish I could just lose the urge to get a girlfriend.
I've already fapped so much I've lost an inch and messed up my hardness, yet I can't get rid of wanting a girlfriend.
I'm going to the museum with her and 2 friends.
Wish me luck ;-;
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11...and I'm 22
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>>34328735
above 11
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>>34322318
I'm a 4. I'm 19. Do I have hope yet?
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>>34322318
Where do you go if you're 11 but the only woman you talk to is your mother?
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>>34328355

So how negative would watersports fall, then?
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