Reminder that for every kissless foreveralone virgin on here

>>34322559
down the street from where I work is a funerary place.
every day I pass by it thinking exactly this.
Why are we letting these pussies decay when they haven't even been treated right?

She doesn't even have to be in one piece, say she got cut in half in a motorcycle accident, but there's only roadrash on her torso, which parts sold separate, the cunt is fine

>>34322559
>tfw no well lite nostral gf

If I knew I wouldn't get caught and I wouldn't catch anything or experience some humiliating misadventure involving getting covered in rotten excrement or a difficult-to-explain visit to the hospital then I'd do it in a heartbeat. The idea of fucking a cold corpse, its dead eyes staring up as I put my tongue in its mouth, it incredibly arousing. Pre-rotting or anything so it's not weird.

As a feminist I just want to say how proud I am of you guys right now, /r9k/. It's great to see so many progressive white male allies already on board with this. It is the main duty and sole privilege of people like you to lead the charge to the cemetery on this most important civil rights issue, you know, in order to make up for millennia of slavery and patriarchy and all. Besides, 85% of men are creeps and honestly they would all be doing the living women a well-deserved and long-overdue service by leaving us the hell alone and fucking off to the cemetery.

>>34323806
This was very unexpected.