There's this girl I'm friends with that I'm in

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And here's the other pic
Originally of course

>>34337710
She wants you to marry and impregnate her. Why haven't you done it yet?

>just spouts "im sad"
>willingly goes on about not caring about herself
>im depressed lmao guys xD

attention seeking whore
tell her to kill herself in the least pleasant and efficient manner she can find

>>34337765
But you haven't seen it IRL. I have and I'm pretty sure it's real.

>>34337809
If it's real, then how did she manage to find friends in the first place?

>>34337868
DEPRESSED WOMEN BTFO!!!!

>>34337710
Wait, you want date her or you're interested? Because she's practically rubbing her vagina on your face

>>34337933
I mean "do you want to date her or you're not interested"

>>34337710

If a guy ever sent everything like that the woman would never talk to him again.

Fucking women. They're all the fucking same.

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>>34337758
That beta response to "I'll always be alone"

WEW LADDIEBOY

Anyway this is the textbook attention whoring girls do.

"boohoo I can't find anyone"
>"I'm sure you'll find someone anyone would be lucky to have you ;)))"
"Thanks anon"
EGO BOOST +

Rope yourself. You are orbiting her as we speak.

>>34337710
If you just want to be her friend, just be there for her but establish boundaries so that she doesn't get dependent/clingy, and also encourage her to improve.

If you want to date her, then it's a different story

>>34337710
>There's this girl I'm friends with that I'm in high school with (senior). She has depression and severe anxiety, for example she can't go to the cashier at stores she always has to ask people to do it for her because she's to anxious.
>>34337758

Holy fuck that cunt is annoying as fuck and you're a massive beta faggot for putting up with that.

>>34337868
She has a few friends from when she was a little kid and meets everyone else through them.

>>34338144
She's my friend, I can't just tell her to fuck off.

>>34338152
>>34338162

Please describe her appearance or edit a picture of her and show us

>>34338162
No that's where you are wrong.

You can and you should. She's only keeping you around for the gravitationally curved path of an object around a point in space you provide her.

If you are her truly only friend then WHY isn't she slobbering on your dick like her life depended on it?

>>34337765
>>34338009
These

>abloobloo I'm not as successful and popular as I wanted to be!

You're literally acting as her emotional tampon and don't even realize it, you cuck

>>34338009
I'm trying my best to defuse a situation, not trying to get laid.
I don't care if my answer was beta, tell me something I don't know.

>>34338162
fuck kid, you're destined to be a beta orbiter

I had some girls pull this shit on me and I straight out tell them it's annoying and they're complaining about nothing. Some get pissed, but some never bring it up again.

>>34337765
>>34338009
>>34338205
>>34338210
She's not faking, she can't even get a job because of this.

>>34338286
Like I've said before, tell me something I don't know. Do you think if I knew how to talk to girls I'd be posting on /r9k/?

>>34338303
But she can get a friend(s) and talk to you?
Pure fake attention whoring bullshit. PLUS she is lazy as all fuck apparently. Or just has a worthless femstudy degree.

Is this in the UK? I'd fly over and smack the bullshit out of her.

>>34338303
She likes you and is sad that your friend zoned her. Whether you are doing in intentionally or not is up in the air.

There are 2 ways you can help her.
1. Give her her wish and ask her out.
2. Stop hanging out with her and cut contact to a minimum so she can spend her time chasing a guy with actual interest.

Meme depression guise

>>34338303
Damn she has you all wrapped up doesn't she? You're too far gone mate. You're destined to be her beta orbiter until she finds Chad and gets fucked on the reg

>>34337758
>I don't think I'll find anyone
Ask her out you cunt.

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Say, "How about a quick fuck? That always helps me desu"

>>34338303
>>34338369

Kind of this. But don't ask her out. Double down on the depression. Reveal that YOU are actually also depressed and will be doomed to die alone.

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE GIVE IN AND ASK HER OUT.

THIS will be the deciding point whether she likes you or is using you as free attention.

>>34338224
There is no situation, you massive retard.

Unless you consider calling her personal orbiter to whine about inane shit and talk about how hard she has it to earn a little more sympathy, a "situation"

>>34338476
>Reveal that YOU are actually also depressed and will be doomed to die alone

that sounds kind of beta m8...

>>34338333
>Like I've said before, tell me something I don't know

You have no self-confidence and she's views you as a woman basically. She knows you're just a tampon, so she can spew all the shit at you she wants

>>34338509
Re-read OP's replies. He's already way beyond "kind of beta" at this point

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>>34338509
No what actually IS beta is giving into her meme depression demands and asking her out.

If OP asks her out, he is once again perpetuating the meme that women can sit and cry and guys will come to them anyway.

Put the initiative to her. It's simple ignoring and baiting. Bait the baiter. Pull a reverse Oscar. Whatever.

Ok ok. So what should I do?
a. Ask her out
b. Call her out for meme depression and cut ties
c. >>34338476
and if you want explain why

OP, i'm gonna be dead serious.
this is the perfect moment to break out the, "so why haven't we had sex yet" line.

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>>34337710
Tell her to use pills because other methods leave a mess.

>>34338560
Option b for a quick laugh

Option c if you might want her as gf

Option a if you are truly utterly desperate. In which case share nudes later.

Tell her that she will for sure die alone because she is ugly, stupid and emo. Send her some pictures of people hanging or something similiar and tell her "this should be you, fucking hoe" and then block her. Never talk to her again. When you see her irl pimp smack her and spit in her face. While walking away say "kill yourself"

ask her if your dick will make her feel better, then add a wink. guarantee this is the best option in thread if you wanna fuck her.

>>34338560
I've been in your place before. Turned out she wasn't really depressed, but had the biggest crush on me and that was just her way of trying to show it. At the same time I had a huge crush on her, but thought I'm just a shoulder to cry on for her. I cut contact and we only found out years later. It was kind of a crushing feeling.

If you can see any chance of you two working, ask her out. If she says no you can tell her "so much for being scared of not finding ANYONE", if she says yes she either piles more serious depression on you and you can still cut it off, or she lightens up after getting the repressed feelings off her chest.

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>>34338728
Would you seriously want to date someone with meme depression. Like really.
It's as if they know they can sit and wait and guys will ask them out and will never do it themselves.

Worthless.

>>34338807
>It's as if they know they can sit and wait and guys will ask them out and will never do it themselves.
hmm it's almost like they're female

really makes u think

>>34338728

That sucks anon... let me guess, she's happily married/in-a-happy-long-term-relationship and you're here feeling on /r9k/?

>>34338827
And this cancer social norm needs to stop. And stopping it can only begin with you. STOP giving in. STOP IT.

>>34337710
>She has depression and severe anxiety,
I.e. she's an attention whore

>>34338857
I think we both know that neither of us are going to stop giving in

You can only enact change if you're at the top. Chad can let girls come to him, because he's fucking chad. He's at the peak of masculinity. What the fuck do you expect robots to be able to do?

If some meme-depressed girl is lusting after my dick, you better fucking believe I'll take her. I have no choice in the matter, 1 shit-tier girl is better than none at all

>>34337710
Why the hell does she write your name all the time

>>34338914
>If some meme-depressed girl is lusting after my dick, you better fucking believe I'll take her

No then you bait her out ala >>34338476

Make HER do something for once in her goddamn worthless life.

>>34338849
Spot on my man, spot on.
We met a while ago and I'm almost certain she still had conflicting feelings about this, even after all these years. She wasn't even weirded out by me spilling my spaghetti. I kind of regret leaving instead of crying in each other's arms.

Back in the day I could've easily have had her, but my pride got in the way. Today I have no pride left but can't have her anymore. Life truly sucks sometimes.

>>34337765
This.

She's making a mockery out of genuine mental illness.

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>>34338560
Ok, you guys convinced me that she has meme depression. There's no need to try to convince me anymore. Just tell me which option is best.
btw here's some other messages I forgot to post in the beginning

>>34337710
>she can't go to the cashier at stores she always has to ask people to do it for her
>has to ask people to do it for her

So she can't interact with a cashier but can ask some random fucking stranger to go through the line for her?

Bitch is faking it for attention. Probably has Histrionic Personality Disorder or Borderline.

>>34339037
No she asked me or someone she knows.

>>34338009
>You are orbiting her as we speak.
This x10

>Rope yourself.
This x100

She is using OP as an emotional tampon, and he's only too happy to oblige.

>>34339035
As I said

>>34338635

Pick whichever you like and do it convincingly and of course post results.

>>34339035
ABORT MISSION
ASK HER OUT ASAP
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY

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>>34337710
>girl
>anxiety
>"I'll always be alone"
you know what, chad, fuck you, fuck her, go away. This isn't your place.

>>34339059
>No she asked me or someone she knows.

Oh holy shit, that's even worse. You're her fucking errand boy.

>>34339035
Say this and only this: "OK, let's get together and I'll breed you!"

>>34339035
If she's so adamant about it, tell her she really is a pathetic cunt

>>34339035
Hmm. Yeah, listen to the guy telling you to ask her out. If she refuses, use it against her earlier "I'll always be alone/wont find anyone" statement. Should be able to BTFO her. Post results.

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>openly talking about your "depression" for real life (You)s

Shiggy diggy

Ask her out beta boi. Is she says no then just say something like can't blame for trying or better yet, just call her out on her bullshit and say that she can't find a boyfriend because she chooses not to.

>>34339035
Ask her out beta boi. Is she says no then just say something like can't me blame for trying or better yet, just call her out on her bullshit and say that she can't find a boyfriend because she chooses not to.

>>34339163
Disregard this cancer

>>34338807
Read

>>34339158
1000x this

Call her out on her rancid shit, and see how quickly her tone becomes aggressive

>>34339220
I didn't imply he has to full-on date her. I don't know, maybe he can reap the benefits if she's hot or something. But she has memu depression so she'll turn him down anyway. I just want to see her get BTFO. Fuck you, don't ever call me cancer again.

>>34339035
Just remind her that she is a girl. And being a girl is life on easy mode. And that it would take her no effort in finding a beta orbiter or sugar daddy to take care of her after high school. And that there are men over the age of 30 that have yet to get laid or find a girl that would even pay attention to them. And that all she has to do is nothing and she will still end up successful just because she has a vagina.

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I decided to go with option c as I can easily switch to option a and I can vent about my own problems.
Is pic related good, or do you think it will scare her away?

>>34339531
You fucking tampon.

Fuck you.

>>34339531
add in that you have a small penis and you're golden.

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Op could you do this like man, if you have feelings for her then. Invite her out and tell you have feelings for her and that you want to date her. If you don't have feelings for her then stay as a friend. Either way you could probably get in her pants while she is needy.

>>34339531
My man. Do it. Perfecto.

>>34339531
That's retarded and autist. Just say "I'd go out with you"

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>>34339531
Don't send that you will come off as a loser, girls don't like losers.

>>34339531
>Is pic related good, or do you think it will scare her away?

You still don't understand. The good outcome is to successfully scare her away and get her to fuck off

>>34339531
Do it you autist.

I want you to get your hopes up that there's someone like you only to get crushed by a Chad for being such a pussy.

>>34339531
ASK HER OUT YOU FUCKING RETARD

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Just ask her out or I will

>>34337710
>We're friends, so she texts me sometimes to talk about what she's depressed about.
enjoy being a nice guy
she just wants free food or maybe is now kinda sad cause chad fucked her in some gucci flip flops and did not even let her stay sleep at his place

>>34339575
>>34339601
>>34339615
>>34339667

Don't listen to these TURBOBETAS.

>>34339553
If you haven't sent it yet.

DO NOT GIVE INTO STACY AND HER MANIPULATIVE WAYS.

>>34339531
Just in person chat with her and ask her out to something if you like her and have a good time then pursue more.

Fine I didn't send it. I really didn't expect that level of anger over that.
Well, if not that what should I say?

>>34339761
Send her a pic of your dick with the caption: "your antidepressant arrived"

>>34339744
No you retarded ULTRABETA, the point is she'll reject him and then he can point out her bullshit and BTFO her once and for all, shut the fuck up. DO IT OP

>>34339761
Just ask her out

Doooeeet

>>34339761
You're not OP. And if you are

do this >>34339531
with >>34339553

>>34339761
say "i think i know what u mean but as you are you need some positive thinking self-confident guy and not somebody as pathetic as you"

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>>34339761
Do you like this girl and want to date her? If so then spend more time with her on your own, ask her out in person and not over text. Do something you both enjoy and decide if you want to go from there, also post more texts from her.

>>34339553
>>34339797
>>34339744

Lmao this text would be awesome. I bet she starts comforting him.

>>34339820
NOBODY should want to be with someone with fucking MEME DEPRESSION.
There's people that suffer from the real thing and this is such a lack of respect it's mind boggling she hasn't been lynched yet.

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>>34337710
>"I can't make it I have other responsibilites/plans"
>"It's fine"
>"I feel sad"
???
>"I don't care about myself anymore"
>"Like at all"
>"I don't see myself being successful or important"
???

>>34339761
It honestly sounds like she is lonely, hangout with her and cheer her up, tell her she just needs to socialize more.

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>>34339797
That was me, you cuck.

>>34339844
Depression is a meme, if I can get anon laid then I will count it a victory.

>>34339805
go with this
oregano orgenaogjnoing ionoigng

>>34339844
All depression is meme depression

>>34339879
Anon at least tell us what she looks like, and provide more texts from her.

I feel like there's a lot of angry robots in this thread who can't differentiate between "meme depression" and unrequite love.

Not all girls are scheming roasties, OP can still cut contact if it turns out she is. But make her work for the attention you're giving her. By work I mean suck your dick after you buy her dinner.

>>34339949
whores start caring when they think you don't care about them

>>34339949
>Not all girls are scheming roasties

Except that's where your wrong. This is once again a meticulously crafted plan to get OP to 'ask me out' because she is too chickenshit to do it herself and knows orbiters will come flocking to her anyway.

SEND THE TEXT YOU WERE GONNA SEND GODDAMNIT >>34339531

>>34339979
In case she's not a generic whore, OP going out with her might cure her "sadness".

>>34339992
>Except that's where your wrong.
Go fuck yourself, I personally know at least 3 exceptions.

>>34339949
>Not all girls are scheming roasties,
>

>>34337710
Stop talking to her immediately. She is never going to have sex with you, she's never going to love you and she's going to be more and more of a burden to you until you stop talking to her.

You may want to say "Oh no, but we are friends, I couldn't just stop talking to my friend". You are not friends with this girl. She would not do you the favor you are doing her. If her mental issues were solved today, she would throw you out of her life along with her antidepressants. You are only there to support her, and she will continue to exploit you until she no longer needs you.

You may want to say "Oh but that doesn't matter, I will help her because I'm a decent human being". No, that's not the reason. There are plenty of people who need your help of all both sexes and all ages, yet the one you happen to want to help is a moderately attractive young female that someone like you might have a shot at? How convenient. You may justify the time you're wasting by telling yourself that you're just doing this because you're a good person, but it's not true, and deep down you probably know that. You want to sleep with her at some point, and that's why you're actually talking to her. You are hoping that she will want to reward you for all you've done for her with sex. That's not going to happen, because she is not attracted to you and has no reason to sleep with you. To her, you are a tool to be used for her own emotional gratification, and the sooner you get her out of your life, the better.

>>34339906
Short, brown hair, cute but average.

>>34340025
Wise words, you should listen to them OP

>>34340025
This. This guy knows what the fucks up.

OP. For the love of christ. Cut it out. Call her a whore, send the depressed text, do whatever.

But it's just not gonna happen. You don't want to be with someone who manipulates you actively as we speak. What is she gonna say you are responsible for her 'meme suicide' next?

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>>34340035
Don't listen to robots who don't know what they're talking about. Ask her out and she either has to stop the "I will never find someone" charade or go out with you. If she goes out with you and still moping, you can go full pic related.

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>>34340035
Look man a lot of these anons are just salty to the core, if you have been around her a while do you think she has feelings for you? It seems like she wants you around and that she is lonely so offer to spend time with her, If you like the time you spend with her then face to face ask her on a date. As to her pathetic line list a few good traits she has and then tell her she is going to do good things. Women like compliments make her work for them a little, make her come to you but be the one to ask her out.

>>34340111
I get where you're coming from, but it's kind of weird. Usually she never brings up not finding anyone and just tells me about how she thinks she'll never get a job and that she'll probably have to live with her parents her whole life.
This is the first time she's said anything like that and that's why I needed advice.

>>34337710
Propose a murder-suicide with her you normie scum.

>>34340111
Asking her out won't solve anything. A woman interprets a date differently depending on who is asking them out. If it's a man she is attracted to, she will see it as a romantic gesture, but if it is a man she is not attracted to, she will see it as two friends sharing a meal (and since you're asking her out, she'll expect you to pay either way). Assuming that asking her out for dinner will be a good way of determining whether she's interested in you (in OP's case, she obviously isn't) is very naive way of wasting time and money.

>>34340222
Even if it's just a pretend date to cheer a friend up, it'd be worth my time and money. If I had done it 10 years ago I wouldn't be here, I'd probably be married with kids instead. It would've been worth the 30 bucks and a couple of hours, I'd give everything I have to go back in time and do it.

OP, don't listen to bitter robots, doing what they're suggestion can only lead to becoming a bitter robot like them.

>>34338872
I have depression and severe anxiety, although I'm taking medication now, and I don't tell anyone. How does that make me an attention whore?

>>34340201
You've been offered good advice, take her out to somewhere fun and spend an evening with her. You have nothing to lose and a great deal to gain, it could even help her with the social anxiety.

>>34340320
Hey looks it's the definition of a beta provider.

>>34340320
I'm not here to make OP bitter. I'm one of the few people in this thread actually trying to help OP with sound, realistic advice. I have been in similar situations to OPs, where I was completely convinced that I if only I were nice enough, if only I helped her, she would appreciate me for the nice person that I am. That's not how the world works. Women aren't all whores, but just like men won't say no to a free blowjob, women won't say no to an emotional punching bag. Getting rid of this whiteknight robot mentality that you somehow deserve romance or sex if you're only nice enough to someone is largely what gave me the social skills necessary to form real friendships and real relationships. I am now in a long-term relationship with a girl who doesn't constantly need me for emotional support or uses me as a free of charge therapist, and while I can't promise OP or anyone else that this (or random hookups if that's your preference) will magically come to them if only they follow my advice, I can assure you that you won't achieve either of them by being a beta orbiter.

>>34340563
I'm not talking about being nice and helping her, I'm telling him to straight up ask her out INSTEAD of giving her more free attention.

>>34340616
And I'm saying don't do this because shes a manipulative bitch. Regardless you don't want to be with someone like that. She uses her '''''depression''''' to make you feel guilty about cold shouldering her.

>>34340684
More like he should take a dominant role in the relationship, she already gets something and might just be doing this to pull him in. He might as well get something as well.

>>34340770
>t. has never been emotionally manipulated

OP is already too far gone if he doesn't tell her to fuck off and he will get BTFO by roastie eventually.

>>34340684
Not me but I agree. Asking her out is a waste of money. You might as well make your non-platonic intentions clear in the chat and get rejected right there, because asking her out isn't going to lead into her pants. It will just lead to her exploiting you for free food as well as emotional support, and rejection when you finally do make your move and she's forced to admit she's not interested in you at all.

>>34340684
I've been in that situation, a girl has done that to be before. I thought it's all about her and she just needs attention, so I got rid of her. Years later I learned it was all about me and she wanted MY attention, not just any.

>>34340820
Then she was shit at communicating and using backhanded slimy shit tactics to get what she wants.

Don't feel guilty about dropping her.

>>34340792
I've had plenty of girls try to manipulate me, they all do it for a reason and it's part of their nature. Once you know what they want you can manipulate them, it seems pretty clear this girl is lonely and wants op.

>>34340853
>Don't feel guilty about dropping her.
I don't. It crushes my soul that I was too proud to give her what she wants. Who's feeling guilty is her, for not being clear about her intentions.

>>34340858
No you've never been mentally destroyed by a girlfriend my friend.

Whenever you do something she doesn't like, or you are home too late, she blows your phone up with suicide threats and tells her she is done with you. Of course being the "nice guy TM" that you are you promise her you'll never go out with your pals again, you will always be home on time, you will always text her during the day.
Or else she will ''kill herself'' and blame you. How is this a healthy relationship to look forward to again?
OP just hasn't got the life experience to realize he needs to SIMPLY block that number and never see her again. Leave some other cuck to provide for her and get fucked in the head.
This is not a road you want to travel my friend.

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How's this you guys?

>>34340939
Quit being retarded and tell her to fuck off.

>>34340939
>BETA
>PROVIDER

You are not falling for the meme again are you?
Letting girls get away with fake depression and manipulation?

FUCK OP DON'T DO IT. AS A FRIEND AND FELLOW HUMAN BEING. STOP NOW. THIS ROAD ONLY LEADS TO DESTRUCTION.

>>34340939
just fucking write something you faggot
anything
"want me to pour olive on your tits and lick it off?"

>>34340939
No questions, don't give her the choice.

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>>34340939
Cast this girl into the fire. DESTROY IT!

ISILDUUUUR

>highschool

Stopped reading there. You're dealing with attention whores.

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>>34340991
Is this alpha enough?

>>34340984
Yes, say this. If she's actually interested in you, she'll say yes or at least think it's funny. If it gets awkward, it is because she can't even conceive of you as a sexual being, and is obviously not interested. You have literally nothing to lose.

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>>34340939
Thats fine op, if she likes you then she will say yes, just make sure to take the lead in things.

>>34341084
Fucking finally, was that so hard? Christ, send it.

>>34341084
send it

SEND IT, I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>34341084
As alpha as you can get away with I guess. Make it clear that you're not doing this out of pity and you're not charity.

Instead of reassuring her be telling her nice things, let actions speak.

>>34341084
tits & olive oil faggot

Ok I sent it.
And now we wait.
I'll update when she texts back.

>>34340939
Imho don't waste your time with this girl. She's either:
A) Bipolar or mentally ill
B) Attention Whore

If she's option A and crazy, than don't stick your dick into crazy. If she honestly believes she's worthless and won't be fulfilled till she achieves a family than she honestly won't ever be happy with herself.

If she's option B and just a attention whore, she'll pull any trick in the book in order to get your attention. Up to and including accusing you of rape if you do get into a relationship with her and try to break up or use the sympathy card of "attempted suicide" to get you to spend more time with her.

Your best bet is to just ignore her.

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>>34341084
God help you OP. Now you are truly lost.
If you go date with her..

>You've just crossed a terrible threshold

>>34341084
My only concern that this isn't really a smooth transition.
>I'm pathetic
>Let's go out
Could work if she's not autistic like me as it sounds fine in and of itself.

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>>34341103
>>34341110
>>34341112
>>34341128
>>34341130
Why the fuck are you normies trying to hook up OP with this bitch?

You're literally rewarding her manipulative tricks by proving once again that all she has to do is vaguely whine about being not popular enough to earn a orbiter who will ask her out. Fuck her, and fuck you for enabling this shit

>>34341183
Op I know what you are going through, just remember to not come off as a beta, you have to act sure of yourself and know when to give attention and when not to. Otherwise goodluck she seems to like you.

>>34341219
>a orbiter who will ask her out
Orbiters don't ask girls out, they orbit and give emotional support. Asking her out is escalating things rather than staying in orbit.

>>34341219
If he wants pussy the downsides are acceptable.

>>34341219
I'm just trying to help OP get his dick wet.

nice of you to consider a loser like me a normie

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>>34341279
OP's not just gonna get his dick wet if he's sucesful. He's going to get dragged down into a one sided emotionally manipulative shithole of a relation. He's too ""nice"" to let her go now so all she has to do is threaten with more depression and suicide.

>>34341219
HOW CAN YOU BE SO RETARDED, PLAYING INTO HER MANIPULATION WOULD BE CONTINUING TO COMFORT AND PROVIDE FOR HER. LET'S WAIT AND SEE SEND IT OP. THIS'LL BE GOOD.

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>>34341016

>No

r9k? r9k is weak. The blood of Rodger is all but spent. Its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of r9k that Stacy's survive...I was there, anon. I was there the day the strength of robots failed.

>>34341360
Who said anything about continuing to comfort her? Ditch the cunt, don't ask her out

>>34341084

Do you realise the precedent you are setting?

You are basically teaching her to be self-centred and consumed by self-pity in order to attract attention from you.

>alpha enough

Only if being "alpha" means going for girls that clearly lack the self-respect not to do this kind of shit, because you are to afraid to go for girls which have at least some sense of integrity.

>>34339879
tell her if you know your pathetic why do you have to ask me?

>>34341462
>alpha means going for girls that lack self-respect
Checks out to be honest.

>>34341277
>"Anon id love to take ur virginity but first i need money for a plane tickett im soo far away from u i wanna visit u :^))
>retarded anon paypals her all his GBP
>She blocks him and never talks to him again

this has happened before

>>34341564

Why the fuck would you go for the low hanging fruit if you can reach for something more.

It is clear that OP does not want to just pump and dump her like your idea of an "alpha" would. He wants a relationship, in which case settling for someone who lacks basic self-confidence out of pity or desperation is just weak as fuck.

>>34341698
>Why the fuck would you go for the low hanging fruit if you can reach for something more.
Because the low hanging fruit will usually bend over backwards to be picked.

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Send the text and report back immediately

>>34341739
It is sent
No response thus far.

>>34341730

>go for the participation trophy because it's easy to get

Fuck that.

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>>34341766
This is my face watching this entire thread. OP I hope to god you don't fall into a relation with this madwoman.

>>34341771
>>go for the participation trophy because it's easy to get
The fat chick is the participation trophy. Girls with low self-esteem are eager to please if treated right. I'd rather be with a girl who's eager to please than with an entitles model who lies there like a dead fish.

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>had this exact conversation with a girl i liked in my senior year, i was the one with problems
>she stopped being friends with me, got a bf, after i spilled about her
>the girl in OP will probably find some pathetic guy to make her happy
Why do women have it so easy

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This thread is such a fucking disaster in the making.

>>34341766
And of course, OP just HAD to enable this cunt's antics even more like the faggot beta loser he is.

>>34341823

Fat chick is the physical equivalent of a participation trophy, the girl with low-self esteem is the mental equivalent.

> than with an entitles model who lies there like a dead fish.

You do know that there are women between entitled models and a self-pitying retards?

>>34341924
>women between entitled models and a self-pitying retards
The well-adjusted self-respecting educated shy virgins? Just wait for them to ride into you miserable life on a unicorn.

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Noice
Now what?

>>34342005
>virgins

I concede that sadly these don't really exist anymore.

However there are well-adjusted, self-respecting, educated women out there, I have personally met and known enough of them. Not saying that they are common, just saying that those are worth reaching for.

If you just want to get your dick wet then sure, do whatever the fuck you want, but getting into actual relationships with self-hating girls is pointless.

>I hope

Rip in pieces

>>34342057

Make it clear that it's a date.

>>34342057
I dont know your situation at home but i'd probs go for a

>We dont even have to do anything special, you can come chill at mine.

>>34337710
Psychic vampire spotted.

>>34342057
>Baiting more responses from you

There is still time to cast it into the fire.

Don't do it OP LISTEN TO ME. You are consumed! Break out of it! She has got you in her grasp! FOCUS! WAKE UP! STOP! Can't you see! What is the endgame here???? Think ahead! What's the future gonna be like! STOP NOW PLEASE PLEASE

I went through this and I can't watch someone go through it again.

>>34342137

>Highway to the friendzone

>>34342057
>"Let's go on a date"

>>34342057
olive oil + tits

>>34342190
Oh and how would you go about it then Chad?
inb4
>Lets fug

There's something that I don't get. Is she cute or ugly af. Cause if she isn't that bad and you care for her, why don't you just try to go out with her. Holy shit. She probably just need a hug, I mean a nice one, yknow like a "everything is going to be ok" hug

>>34342057
Don't flake on hanging out with her and when you do hang out with her, decide if you want to be her boyfriend and if you do, ask her if she wants to be boyfriend and girlfriend with you

This girl does not want just sex, you need to understand that. Shes also not gonna be the one to make the move

>>34341571
Hey, not my fault if OP is a retard. Besides, they go to the same school.

>>34342230
Men have insecurities that hold them back too

>>34342228

If he wants to "make up" for the fact that they could not hang out this time and wants to make his romantic intentions clear he should do something out of ordinary, i.e. an actual date.

Something that would put both of them out of their comfort zone a little bit to introduce some excitement in their otherwise mundane relationship, while giving a chance to talk.

Find something that neither of you have done and offer to do that
>art galleries
>ice skating
>maybe an exploratory train ride to a neighbouring city

Shit like that.

>>34342291
Goddamnit man you are a cuck.

Read

>>34340684
>>34340935
>>34341462

>>34342057
"Im asking you on a date. Is that a yes?"

>>34342057
I did not foresee this. She may think you're still providing for her, say something alpha along the lines of "There's no hope involved, we'll do it. And it's a date. Let's meet at ____" Salvage this.

>>34342399
Just because you guys don't want a gf doesn't mean OP doesn't

post pics of her

oragami

>>34342401
This, do this.

origigi

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>>34337710
>"She has depression and severe anxiety, for example she can't go to the cashier at stores"
> Will happily unload all of her feelings on nearby thot enablers

What kind of severe "anxiety" is this anons?

>>34342394
>has been previously mentioned that OP's girl has severe social anxiety
>durrrr trainride to a different city
Jesus christ anon, if you have social anxiety that's like the most daunting thing you could do.

>>34339127

>Talking to a girl is now Chad

>>34337710
if you really want to help the best you can do is be there for her...

>>34342588

The goal is not to cater to their insecurities but to try to overcome them, by helping them along the way.

Going on a train ride while you have social anxiety will probably be terrifying, but if you have someone close to you to reassure you and calm you down you might actually enjoy it.

Going through fear and reaching some sort of relief and enjoyment together is the ultimate relationship building material.

>Listening to virgins who hate women and have no experience with them

Lol

>>34342801
Well originally all I wanted to do was cheer her up but then things got autistic and I just started playing along and doing what they said.

>>34342973

Holy shit OP.

Are you interested in her romantically or no?

>>34342973
You can't help her and you can't cheer her up. If she doesn't help herself she's lost.

>>34342973
No you fucked it up OP and you should've sent >>34339531

Did she respond yet? I want to see your downfall.

>>34343079
Read the thread you retard she already replied.

>>34343133
Any updates since the 50 minutes she sent that message or did you just let it hang there?

Goddamn OP.

>>34343133

Literally cannot help you if you don't answer >>34343020

>>34343020
Just finished reading the thread and I swear to god OP is one of the most retarded people I've seen on here

>orbits this mentally ill chick and does it for free
>takes 2 hours to send a single reply
>doesn't know what to send until he gets random anons' approval
>picks the worst replies to send
>asks her out but doesn't even know if he wants to date her

Thanks for the laughs at least

>>34343220
Yeah I really don't get this guy.
If I was him I'd be cumming in her as we speak or grooming her for a turbo-codependent relationship.

Why do the worst people always get the things I desire most?

>>34343170
I don't know what to say.
Original post

>>34342057
"It's a date"

>>34343133
Tell her you're going to watch the first season of The Apprentice and drink every time he says "You're hired!", "You're fired!" and empty your drink if he says "Build a wall" or "You have to go back".

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>>34343287
Just block her and move on then OP. Accept defeat. If she hasn't said anything in 50 minutes she's too far gone in whatever way you look at it.

Continuing this is a shameful display.

>>34343287

Say what >>34342401 said or something similar. Don't let her get away with that vague shit.

>>34343287
Jesus, you motherfuckin' cunt, you're the worst person I've ever had the displeasure of seeing. Either you ask her out and try to remove your reputation as a beta-orbiter creep or you scrap her.

Fuck you.

>>34343338
>Don't let her get away with that vague shit.
Exactly this. Commit to your plan and make it clear that it's a date. If Rick Astley got anything right, it's the "full commitment" part.

>>34343287

OP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HER ROMANTICALLY?

If you are just reply with simple shit like >>34343321
to clarify your intent and then offer to do something along the lines of >>34342394

If you're not, then just go "hang out" and do whatever teenagers do these days.

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>>34343287
>I don't know what to say
Yes, or no? It's not complicated, you fucking moron

>>34343431
If he's not saying whether or not he is, he obviously is.

If you stated what you want us to achieve it would be so much easier. Unless it's fixing the anxiety, then it'd be tough because she could be memeing, have too different reasons for it than us which makes the course of action fairly different

>>34343594
> he obviously is.

I think he's confused.

>>34343637
>> he obviously is.
>I think he's confused
He's on /r9k/.

Now it has been 70 minutes since OP's last response.

>>34343729
It's been 21 minutes...

>>34343755
To HER, not to US, you dumbfuck.

>>34343729
>tfw too beta to even properly communicate on /r9k/

Damn

>>34343768
And neither of them probably know what's going on to top it all off.

>>34337758
OP dont try and convince her to b happay

just tell her you'll be there for her and that everything will be okay :(

>>34343287
This thread is fucking infuriating. God damn, you tiptoeing massive pussy

JUST ASK HER TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALREADY YOU BETA KEK!

just make clear you are asking her out on a date and not just to hang, then post reply, goddamn OP what's taking you so long? this couldn't get any worse

just do it OP, did you leave?

>>34339035
As soon as you stop texting her, she won't text you in years.

If she realises that you stopped orbiting her, she will lose interest.

>>34337710
Tell her she's important to you. Always put emphasis on the fact that you care about her. You can fully domesticate her within the span of a week. After that she's yours. Keep her on a leash. Fuck her silly. Do what you want. This girl is begging for your affection. Put her in your pocket.

OP,u still with us famalamadingdong?

>>34345511
I think OP an hero'd.

>>34345543
he better have, that was some autistic shit he was pulling

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TL;DR OP was vague and wouldn't tell us wether he was romantically interested or not, therefore causing much debate and anger that could have been avoided with a simple "Yes" or "No".

He then proceeds to ask her out on a date, but when presented with a vague reply fails to respond devisively as I suggested here >>>34342401

He has since been declared MIA

In other words, OP is a faggot.

>>34346001
>OP is a faggot.
more news at eleven

>>34346001
>OP is a faggot.

So the situation from start of the thread to here hasn't changed in the slightest. Good to know.

>>34337868
>This

Im depressed and have major social anxiety.
I try to talk to people but we sort of run of of things to talk about.
Then it just gets akward and no one wants to talk to me.
I wish i had friends to hang out and stuff but im stuck in this cycle and cant get out. I want to kill myself alot these days but i cant find then motivation to do it

Reading this makes me feel sick. Ever responding to her was a mistake. The moment she finishes getting her ego boosted from OP she will be gone.
I fell for the depressed girl meme and its almost scary how much alike those chat logs look to the ones I had. At least OP gets to go on a date with her; I was dropped before it got past the chatting online stage

NIGGA WHATEVER YOU DO. DO NOT BEING HER TO THE MOVIES.

JUST BRING HER TO A FUCKING PARK, OR SOME MEME ART GALARY SHIT. BITCHES LIVE PAINT AND TREES.

>>34346525
*love.

t. Phoneposting