>Talking with oneitis and a random friend of a friend
>Guy talks about money strains due to tuition
>Make a joke about how he could always try stripping
>Suddenly oneitis says in a deadpan voice "If I had to strip to pay for college I would"
>mfw
Is it time to abandon ship, /r9k/?
pay to fuck her then ditch
>>34337714
I want sex but I want to do boyfriend/girlfriend stuff with her too but she's all impure and shit.
>>34337801
Like he said, pump and dump if you want, look for a gf elsewhere
>>34337808
I'm too beta for that shit, I could probably succeed in doing that but it'd hurt my feefees, I wanted to date her and have a nice time, not seed and leave.
>>34337693
srsly girls say stupid shit like that pretty often and dont actually mean it.
dont overthink it.