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Pretty sure I'm who this board's made for. This shit just happened.
>be me
>gf of three years that i'm head over heels for gets drunk, cheats on me at a party
>keep talking to her because i still love her even though i suddenly realize she's been a bitch to me the whole time and she's a fucking whore
>dad kicks me out because he doesn't want to "enable me not sticking up for myself"
>pay grandparents $700, all my money in the world, for the privilege of living in their shed
>girls continually throw themselves at me
>consistently pass them up because i just miss my ex
>sign up to join the navy (in intelligence, ace all the tests)
>constantly whine to my friends about how i want casual sex yet keep turning down thotties
>time passes
>two days left til i ship out
>hot friend breaks up with her bf
>invites me out to get ice cream to say goodbye
>catches me texting my ex
>puts my phone in her bra
>tells me that if i'm texting her, it has to be worth it
>tell her "it isn't worth it"
>she tries to get me to get my phone for 3 minutes but i don't bite
>she puts it in her pants instead and asks if this works better
>say no
>gets on top of me
>nope not having it
>she eventually gets off and starts texting someone
>take her phone, she asks for it back
>tell her that's not fair, but ask would she like to trade
>she is visibly frustrated
>we trade
>come home full of regretti
>go to sleep
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Part 2 coming up, gang
>wake up
>three missed calls from her
>call her back immediately
>she asks if i'd like to go to dinner tonight
>say yes
>we go to the cheesecake factory
>i order a veggie burger
>we have a great time, lots of laughing and joking
>afterwards we go for a drive for like two hours
>spend most of it singing together
>find a secluded spot
>make out for like an hour
>she pauses and asks me if this is a good idea
>reminds me i ship out tomorrow and says she really likes me
>i tell her "no, this is a bad idea"
>she asks if i'm sure
>tells me that she really wants it
>say "yep i'm sure, not interested"
>she drives me home (my car is stuck at home in the ice)
>she tries to kiss me when she drops me off
>dodge it
>she kisses my cheek
>tell her "bye" and go walk inside, stone-cold
>she texts me (pic related)
>we talked but nothing interesting
>officially enter government custody in just over 22 hours
>will be in navy minimum six years
>six years of blueballs
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>Pretty sure I'm who this board's made for
>gf of three years
Stopped right there.
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>>34348440
so... looking for sympathy, or...
Become a real man in the Navy. Wish I had the balls to join.
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>>34348457
Please god tell me you aren't attending the DLI.
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>>34348578
Why, are these the the kind of beta cucks at the DLI?
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>>34348578
Oh shit Becky?
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>>34348440
>>34348479
This, top fucking kek. Enjoy getting buttfucked in the navy
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>>34348457
Is that it?
originiol
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>>34348440
>Pretty sure I'm who this board's made for. This shit just happened.
>>be me
>>gf of three years
Stopped reading here
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>>34348701
Man the guys from slipknot are looking ruff
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This is very nice subtle bait. I still hope you die.
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