Why do you still live with your parents?

No money. Originaldo

are you implying i cant do this while mommy listens? rent is expensive in some places

holy fuck what game is that?

1. Because I can. Unless you are super rich, why bother paying rent to some Jew if you can live with your parents for free or in exchange for a few duties.

2. Because no other options being NEET and autistic but not getting any gibs except medicaid and disabled bus farecard. Every time parents have threatened to force me out, I remind them that the only way the can get me to move out is in a body bag.

Because they won't let me move out

because I don't like working or studying

>>34379616
I'm supposed to live with them until I find a husband. Also that webm is hot, saved tbqh.

>>34379616
>tfw love girls sitting on my face.
Fuck that bitch pulling me about like that though. And fuck being tied up.

I don't but I'm maybe getting divorced, so who knows, I may be like you lads soon.

Because i live in a country where leftism has destroyed the lower and middle class jobs entirely
while extending their "social programs" to fucking filthy foreigners and demanding you guessed it the middle and lower class to pay for their all inclusive paradise

>>34379689
oh and sauce on that webm plz

>diablo 3 on console
why are femdom cucks so pleb-tier?

>>34379616

WEW LAD that's hot

Becausen i cant afford to buy an apartment.

>>34379723
it's maximum comfy though

>>34379704

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=432374551

>>34379737
it plays like ass (no punerino intended there) and there's no seasons (which is pretty much the only reason to play d3 still)

>>34379693
>Fuck that bitch pulling me about like that though. And fuck being tied up.
You're a seat. You're not supposed to move or talk. And if I want to adjust my seat, I can do it. Seats don't talk either.

>>34379769
I played it for trophies and that was it

>>34379786

>Implying you're a woman blox

one of two reasons:
>too poor
>dont want aid the jew

>>34379676
>I remind them that the only way the can get me to move out is in a body bag
Why don't they use the police?

>>34379786
you're not a girl but this post still gave me a half chub

>>34379806
Cause my mommy loves me and would never do anything to hurt me

>>34379786
I'm not into the dominating side though lad, I just want to be face deep in her cunt as she sits on top.

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>>34379627
>>34379649
>>34379676
Get a job? It's easy

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>>34379845
this

mean femdom sucks

I just wanna have a girl sit on my face while I tongue her fartbox

there's a difference between "mean" and "aggressive", aggressive is good

>>34379865

How the fuck do I get into porn as the submissive guy. I mean these losers aren't 10/10 chads I see mostly skinny twink guys. Where do I sign up to do this shit?

You don't understand, anon. My entire immediate family is NEET.
We get x4 NEETbux, sister is emotionally unstable, I can't talk to people, dad has some anger problem, brother is schizophrenic.
I PAY for this house, they live with me as much as I live with them.
:^)

>>34379802
Why do you all want me to be men? Is this board really this gay?

>>34379827
Chairs don't fucking talk. And what's this pathetic lump? What a shitty chair.

>>34379910

I'll take a shot

Want a sub? Want contact info?

>>34379869
remove fem from this post and you get the stereotypical woman telling about her sex fantasy

>I want to be dominated but not in a mean spirited way!

>>34379926
and what's wrong with that?

I'm sensitive, I don't wanna cry

Because everything is expensive. Just because I've saved up a lot of money, doesn't mean I can move out with it. I still work a part time job which is hardly enough to move out on.

Hopefully later this year I'll be able to move out.

>>34379616
But how do you breathe?

>>34379865
>Get a job?
i have two jobs and i still don't have enough money to comfortably live on my own.

where do you live/what do you do for money?

>>34379616
I am currently going back to school and trying to save money to become an expat in Asia. My cities rent prices are through the roof and we get enough space that my parents dont mind

>>34379939
into the anus

>>34379865
Point still stands, why pay money to the rent Jew when you can live with parents and save it. The take vacations you couldn't if you were a rentcuck, invest it to make more money, and/or be able to buy property when your parents die or can't care for you.

People who live with their parents in houses they will inherit and receive NEETbux have it easy, set for life basically. I have neither, but I'd be happier as a perma-neet than working 50 hours a week 50 weeks a year for $150k. Wealth consists of both time and money.

>>34379939
>BRAAAAAAAAP

there happy?

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>>34379889
lt's easy, just be yourself

>>34379968
fuuuck sake

i'm sweating like hell over here

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>>34379951
http://www.herballove.com/solutions/method-anal-breathing

>>34379865
i have a job. not enough moolah from big daddy trump

>>34379616
I don't live with my parents. I haven't since I was 18, shy of 2 summers when I was in college.

>>34379865
-t normalfag

It's not that simple when you have many problems that far exceed just being a lazy NEET

>>34379865
Why is the ass oily?

>>34380023
I think it's sweat fammo

or rather I hope

>>34379669
pretty sures its wiz from diablo

>>34379616
>>34379865
>>34379968
Seems like fun. Got anymore?

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>>34379976
You want a sweaty ass girl to smother your face?

>>34380040
you don't want that? you some kinda fruitcake?

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>>34380048
I do the sitting

>>34380040
>You want a sweaty ass girl to smother your face?
Anyone who didn't would safely be categorised as gay

>>34380081

LET ME BE YOUR SUB

>>34379616
There's no such thing as dorms or affordable living near university in my country. You either stay at home or take up a loan to spend a small fortune for a tiny shithole of a room in the city. I thought staying at home was the sensible decision, god was I wrong, but with one semester left, no point moving out right now. I'll have to wait and see where I find a job after graduation, then find a place around there.

>no money
>no job and no real qualifications or skills or experience
>cripping social anxiety and depression
>no motivation to do anything except indulge in hedonism on the internet
>no one else cares enough to put up with my shit
Living here is fucking hell though. My mother is a complete alcoholic and theres violence between her, her friends and her boyfriend of the week regularly.

>>34379865
I got rejected for several years trying to find absolute trash-tier jobs. I have been told I needed 2 years of professional dishwashing experience to wash dishes.
It is far from easy to obtain a job. The current market is a joke.

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I don't.

But I'm honestly considering moving back in with them when I think of the money I could save on rent.

I don't make enough money to be on my own.

>>34379616
I have no reason to leave. There is nothing out there for me.

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I don't live with them anymore. I miss the comfort of having them there for me. I hate living by myself.

>>34379616
>>34379865
>>34379968
>>34380040
>>34380081
Good God, sauce me on these please

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Mom and dad are my best and only friends in the whole world, and I will live with them FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.