>Girl:Anon, do you have Facebook? >"No" >Girl:

I do use texting email and vociemail though

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Years ago it was enough having normiebook,when did snapchat and instagram become a rule

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kek lolo

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>>34379914
>so why don't you use them?

>>34379927
Why did you even message them back?

I actually like instagram, it's just pictures with no bullshit and some people are actually chill, snapchat is dumb and i really don't get the appeal of it besides maybe nudes but i'm a loser so fuck that and facebook is just trash

inb4 normie gtfo

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This is now a Facebook waifu thread.

I only use Instagram because I like taking pictures and to look at nice scenery pictures. Having people think I'm not a future shooter is a plus.

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Come on you faggots post Facebook qts

>>34380031
>>34379969
you need friends for IG

fuck off normans

>>34379872
You really should have a facebook. Employers want to check you out sometimes.

I have one, and just have "TGI Friday!!" or something like that once every couple of weeks. I'll also put up pictures whenever something relevant happens, like Christmas pictures, or pics of a wedding party that I was a part of.

I make it the most mundane shit ever.

>>34379891
Better be protonmail or tutanota.

>>34379914
It's not. But the chances of you having none of those are pretty slim.

>have a facebook that i never go on to masquerade as well adjusted person
>get a gf
>she wants us to add each other
>tell her i don't go on that shit
>logical smooth sailing afterwards

>>34380092
>being part of wedding parties
>having family for Christmas pictures

>>34380133
>or child support
>as in optional if you choose the first option
single mother all the way

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What do normies think and talk about you to others when they find out you don't use any of these social norm apps?

>>34380092
I have a fb just so the first search of my name does not show my misogynistic forum posts

>>34380144
Yes. I've had a history of being best man or groomsmen for friends I've met in college, and I've celebrated thanksgiving with roommates (who later became ex roommates, but still invited me). I typically celebrate Christmas with my parents.

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>>34380154
Anon is weird! *giggles* i bet he never got laid or has any friends.

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>24
>kv
>new job
>17 year old coworker hitting on me hella hard
>she's hot as fuck
>she recently broke up with her bf but they bang occasionally still even now
>she's probably kind of a slut but she was going at it with me hard

Should I pump and dump? But then we'll still work together. I don't wanna go to jail. Holy fuck I was sperging out hard and may have killed it already. We work together all week long. TOPFUG

>>34380179
I meant to make my own thread but this works too I guess.

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>>34380179
Don't risk it for some whore. There is a chance you will have a problem with her ex

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>Still using Facebook
>In the year of our Lord 2017

>>34380154
You are seen as weird and inaccessible at best. What else would you expect them to think, that you're dark and mysterious?

>>34380194
>that you're dark and mysterious?

I bet if we were chad they would think that.

>>34380194
I am weird an inaccessible at best.

>>34380201
No. If you were "chad" (muscular and good looking), they would think that you might have a rape dungeon in your house.

>>34380209
That's fair, but is that what you want them to think? If so, then don't have a facebook account.

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>>34380194
Fuck off normie, "inaccessible" would mean they have no way of contacting you which is false. Mobile phone is all you need.

>>34380228
Hey, I didn't say that you would actually BE inaccessible. I just said that's how they would see you.

I have friends who are MEN who use their phones to send me facebook messages, despite the fact that I am almost never on facebook, and constantly respond to text messages, and they still see me as inaccessible.

>was thinking of deleting my facebook
>see this thread

>>34380215
tfw female coworkers speculate on what i do at home

"i bet he's like mr gray"
"he has a psycho look"
"you're probably an asshole outside of work"

all true

>>34380341
>"you're probably an asshole outside of work

is this what they said? have they no shame?

>>34380345
they're women so no. they have no shame.

>>34380179
she's too young for you

>>34380189
>>34380186
>>34380179

>not being legally allowed to fuck a 17yr old (not even counting 16 or 15)
>calling people pedos, who fuck minimally underaged

>no rules for gun possesion whatsoever in some states
>cops legally allowed to kill folks who look "suspicious"
>OH THATS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK IT ISNT

Jesus. Your laws and your social morals are so absurd. Srsly, not being able to fuck a 17yr old? What kind of moral dilemma is that...

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>>34380154
why, they think you're a loser with no friends, of course

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>>34380345
>he thinks women understand the concept of honor

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>>34379872
why people use shit like instagram or snapchat or anything like that when everyone has facebook profile and facebook has all those features implemented?

>tfw no facebook, instagram, snap chat, twitter or even a cellphone

>>34380154
>talking to normies
>ever

>>34380454
I'd tell you to kill yourself but I know you're on your way towards it on your own, so I won't.

>>34380092
I have one but you cant find it unless you have a mutual friend with me. It's empty though other than one pic of me. Why should I let some work look at that shit though.

>>34380092
>Employers want to check you out sometimes.
If they want to check me out, then I'll just make a LinkedIn account.

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>>34379872

>hey anon why did you unfollow me on instagram and twitter and delete me on snapchat and facebook

"Because I deleted all my social media"

>lol why

"Because they're too time consuming"

>k anon

>what I really wanted to say

"Because I want to stop comparing myself to others. I want to stop feeling left out from events and parties and I want to stop looking at all the attractive girls that I'll never be with. That's fucking why"

>tfw

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>>34380063
>>34379986
>that ff8 necklace

>>34380691
Not understand the actually different services each of those platforms are offering. Calling those the same is like calling reddit and 4chan the same. They have similarities, but have differences that define the user experience in different ways.

>tfw no bf that also has no fb or instagram
>tfw no bf to go off the grid with and live in a small cabin in the woods with good internet

>>34381053
>tfw that's precisely what i want to do
>tfw putting together building plans is a pet project of mine, and i've made a lot of progress
>saving money to do just that
tell me you're white. fuck this degenerate society, i just want to start a loving, white family

>>34381046
>Calling those the same is like calling reddit and 4chan the same
only differance is that you can post on 4chan without an account

>>34381436
>tell me you're white
N-no... I'm not...

>>34381546
then what race are you? and what country?

>>34380154
>use normiebook

Have like 2 or 3 pics

>meanwhile the average girl has like 1000-2000 pics (at least in my country),testifying yers of hangingout with friends and social life
>meanwhile you can easily be spotted as an autistic weirdo with no/next to no friends or social life

Robots can't win in this say and age

>>34381565
Asian, from Australia. I think about buying a small private island often.

>>34381651
if only. in another life, maybe. i want my wife to be white.


>private island
i'd be afraid of being attacked by pirates

>>34379872
I have Faceberg and Instagoy but only for my business.

Fuck wasting my time reading shitposts from hundreds of self-absorbed randos, most of whom I don't care about.

My real friends have my number and email address if they need to get in touch.