>have gf
>she's apple shaped
>obsessed with pear shaped women like pic related
2 routes I think I could take to rectify the situation:
1. go on an elliot-style killing spree targetting pear-shaped women
2. kill my gf and myself
>>34379470
>apple shaped gf
that does not count as making it, start over
>>34379470
>>she's apple shaped
ie fat
>>34379470
Cuck her with a thicc pear girl
Get a hotter gf
Fuckin beta
>>34379470
This is abhorrently disgusting you would be doing your gf a favor by murdering her
>>34379470
>2. kill my gf and myself
sounds good to me