>female roommate keeps forgetting to flush
>the turds are always massive perfect logs
>way bigger than any of mine
Is she doing this on purpose?
>>34422249
She's establishing her dominance over you.
My advice would be to punch her while she's asleep.
Really hot.
Post pics?
>>34422249
I would literally beat the shit out of her. Smash that cunt's head against the toilet bowl a couple of times so she learns her lesson. If she says the toilet isn't flushing properly and it's not her fault give her teeth a taste of toilet cleaner bristles so she knows what to use.
shes showing you her asshole is stretched beyond recognition and that she's open to anal with anyone other than you
>>34422270
Yes this is the way.
Punch her in the throat and when she wakes up just ree out of the room.
Shadilay.
>>3442224
>urinate on the toilet
>toilet is now your territory
>>34422301
>I would literally beat the shit out of her
No you wouldn't.
>>34422249
Take pictures and post them on normiebook with comments like this:
"Oh my~ [link the roastie] keeps forgetting to flush, look at those massive logs <3"
>female
>being roommates with a robot
and don't come back
>>34422478
it's my cousin
>>34422518
FUCK HER OP
>>34422553
in the butt,ORIGINALLY