I want a boyfriend who is under average (so he doesn't cheat

>write a fucking list of demands
>all I want is someone to love

Fucking entitled faggots with standards should piss off

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so u tellin me u tryna get dicced down?

a/s/l?

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Mind not making your fembot bait threads so bloody obvious.

>>34422097
Haha, that's gay, faggot.

123 original, thanks for playing.

>>34422146
I'm a homosexual you retard

there are many more people below average than there are people willing to date somebody below average

>>34422229
But most of them watch anime ,

>>34422097
Whats your deal?

Originally that is

>>34422097
I just want someone to talk to me and validate my opinions. Cuddling is nice. History-fags only.

>>34422540
I was reading a book by oscar wilde and got the feels but couldn't shit post them onto /lit/ so I came to this board instead

>>34422579
History doesn't matter faggot ever read kant?

>>34422097
i don't read poetry like some fag but all the other shit sounds great its a shame you're a guy

>>34422626
We could still be friends. Do you have a kik?

>>34422615
Sorry I don't share your opinion, anon.
History is a useless degree but it's very interesting to study as a hobby!

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>>34422647
>we both won't use any form of social media
>do you have a kik

>>34422695
>sharing your phone number through a public board

>>34422714
its called an e-mail you fruity twink faggot

>>34422097
I can't help but think that after doing all these cute couple things together you will cheat on him with Chad when you are horny.

>Hemingway
>Beckett
How entry tier

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>>34422097
>no anime
Bye Felicia. Oscar Wilde would have been a weeaboo too.

>>34422744
I'm afraid of posting my email onto this board because I don't want to be associated with it

>>34422761
How would I have time to cheat on the person I love with Chad if we would be spending 80% of our time together

>>34422794
make a throwaway

are you a biological guy or not i wanna know if i should close this tab

I hate you all I hope you die ,

>>34422835
Give me your email and I'll tell you my gender

>im a trap, anon!!

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>another gay /soc/ thread for the faggots
haha, ofcourse, why wouldn't there be

>>34422859
no need you just answered

>>34422097
People who are below average can still cheat. The reason people don't cheat is because they value the relationship and respect you. That you think they'll cheat clearly means you don't respect yourself, and that will undermine any relationship you have, as your need for the other person to validate you and prop up your self-respect will take precedence over being a good partner to them.

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>>34422097
>bf under average
>so he won't cheat on me
>implying uggos are not cheaters

Hmmmmmmmmm
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That sounds perfect to me and everything describes me so well. Damn shame I'm straight.

I fit your description a lot. I love books but I also love literature are lot, they are the two biggest passions in my life.I actually bought a collection of Beckett's complete shorter fiction the other day.

Do you have a throwaway or anything?

>>34424933

Was meant to say I love anime and literature a lot, I don't do any social media either since it's not really my thing and I don't even own a phone.

>>34422097
More like ham and gay, read Dostoyevski dumb cunt.

>>34422097
I'll be your socially isolated BF, OP, i hate everyone around me

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>>34422097
I met a girl like you. I'm sorry to say that I broke her heart.

>>34425138

You idiot, it's rare to find girls who aren't complete vapid Stacey cunts.

>>34422097
I'm not really below average but I could never get a bf on my own because I'm 5'8" and autistic. I don't watch anime or use social media.

>>34422097

Is OP still here? I'd like your top favourite authors and last book you read. I'm currently going through 2666.

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>>34425217
I know, anon. I've done it twice now. The first girl wrote volumes of the most amazing poetry I've ever read. The second girl wanted to talk to me about falconry and the works of Jorge Luis Borges. Both of them think I stopped being interested when they showed that side of themselves, but I just shut down because I was unable to cope with a world where gestures and thoughts had meaning.

It'll happen to us all, robots. If anyone ever offered us love and honesty we will fail to reciprocate properly because we've spent our entire lives coping with a world we find both cruel and insane.

>>34425335

>No /lit/ qt
I'd love to spend hours cuddling discussing the works of Borges, Kafka, Faulkner, Mccarthy and Pynchon

>>34425360
Come then, brother. Let us huddle by the embers of this fire and warm ourselves with thoughts of the qts of our dreams. And the qt's we let get away.

y women so selective but also kinda whores whats that all about?

>>34425421

What is a good place online to meet /lit/ qts anyway?

>>34422097
>We'll read short stories by Hemingway and poems by Samuel Beckett.

My fukcing sides. Don't read these shit tier writers. Hemingway's shit is garbage. Read some Shakespeare and Cervantes. That's the good shit. I can see why you can't get a bf

>>34422097
I fit this description perfectly, and I mean 100% fit it. But it doesn't matter because females don't exist on this website and I'm not a faggot

What is being in a relationship with a /lit/ qt like? Has anyone ever met any girls who actually read books and I mean good books, not the type who read LOTR, ASOIAF or whatever popular fiction like John Green then considered themselves a nerd.

>Tfw no mommy gf who reads
It pains me