/britfeel/

Thanks for being reasonable other OP

I should invest in a mini fridge. The amount of effort I put into going to get beer from downstairs is too much.

>watch the undateables five years ago, laugh at the spastics not able to get a gf
>watch the undateables now, every episode I find more and more parallels with my own love life

>>34454414
Yay. Graffiti man is back. That's right. All pakis out

>>34454515
the exercise is good for you
don't get a minifridge

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>>34454524
>the undatables have had more dating experience than you
>the undateables seem happier and more able to socialize in the dates than you would

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I don't know where the usual film night anon is so I guess I'll host it instead. anyway I thought I'd play dog solders since that was second place in the last poll. I'll post link to the stream at about half nine.

>>34454414
first for Friday night alone

>>34454563
Theres another way to have friday night?

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Are there any reprints of 1e Dungeons & Dragons adventure modules?

They seem either rare or expensive, how else am I supposed to play this adventure?

Is it normal to have a cuddle with your parents when you're an adult?

Is it normal to do it with your more masculine Dad whom you call Daddy?

I have two dads

>>34454601

>>>/tg/51431036
>2. All the PDF versions of whatever edition of whatever system you're trying to run are linked in the PDF Share thread.

I feel like people were pretty clear about this you ridiculous parody of a human being

where is everyone? the thread seems awfully slow. have they gone out like a bunch of fucking normies?

black people

:o

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>out in public
>see brother's gf
>not sure if it's actually her or not, try to figure it out
>also unsure whether or not to even approach her since I'm holding like 8 beers and she'll probably judge me
>her friend turns round and just sees me standing there staring at her
>gives me a dirty look as if to say "stop staring at my mate you fucking creep"
>panic and jog away
>tfw she's probably telling her about a pervert that was staring at her arse as she walked by
>tfw she'll tell her bf, my BROTHER, about that pervert
>tfw that pervert was me
I just wish I could successfully make a normal social interaction for once in my fucking life

theres way too much bullying in these threads, i think we need to set up maybe a battalion size unit of anti bully rangers

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How've you all been today?

What have you all been up to/got planned for tonight?

Hope you've all had a great day today and will continue to have an even greater night!

Anybody done anything different to what they normally do today? I'd love to hear it!

>a week off next week
Canny wait desu

>>34454558
I'd be up for another comfy film night desu, dog soldiers looks fun.

>>34454648
Are you a mod or janny?

Whenever I make a thread (/lgbt/, /co/, /tv/, /tg/, /b/, /r9k/) someone quickly jumps in and calls me out

>>34454665
You'd understand if you were a girl

>>34454720
>boohoo us girls get raped literally every time we go out, men are such pigs!
Kys

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>>34454720
>You'd understand if you were a girl

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>>34454718
I wageslaved at work like usual. Pretty easy day but nothing out of the ordinary.

Just got some beers and now I'm gonna make a stir fry and watch the Undateables, maybe play Dark Souls too

Wbu lad

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>>34454414

wew its Friday. Added to the OP hope you like it.

Cannot wait for the new Zelda. I told myself I wouldn't do this again but I'm super hyped.

>>34454889
Same but I dunno whether or not to make the jump and get the Switch. I'm still feeling sore after the disappointment that was the Wii U.

>>34454927

I'm just getting it on Wii U, I can't afford a new console. I don't care about graphics that much.

>stepdad has bought a ps4pro

he's just going to use it as a gta machine I think

oh well

fuck this i desperately need to pack in smoking, i failed like a bitch on wednesday, gonna see if i can smoke the rest of this pouch tonight and starting packing in again tomorrow

My mum and sister are flipping out again because I'm "posting on forums"

They think this will get me arrested again

>>34454889
Don't get Zelda fans

Story and world are dull and empty

>>34454782
Well, if you wanted to, you could

They're also aware guys creep on them all the fucking time
They only talk to them because they want to fuck

>>34454927
buying a wii u was one of my worst mistakes. there cant be more than 10 good games on the console. worst Nintendo console (not counting the virtual boy). dont know why i havent sold it.

>>34454974
>They think this will get me arrested again

why do they think this?

@34455018

he thrives on attention, stop feeding him

>>34454974
>Don't get Zelda fans
>Story and world are dull and empty
It's called gameplay you queer, if you want story and worldbuilding read a fucking book.

>They're also aware guys creep on them all the fucking time
Don't advertise your tits if you don't want people to look at them

>They only talk to them because they want to fuck
Well duh, the fuck other reason is there to talk to women? Stimulating conversation about which guys they fucked?

>>34454718
just been slaving away lad. did walk out in front of a forklift truck at work and got a knock to the knee.never done that before desu so that's something new.great having a week off init lad
>mfw not even a month into the year and i've had 2 weeks worth of hols
i was going to fall asleep on the couch tonight nice and early but will be stopping up for dog soldiers i reckon thanks to>>34454558 for hosting tonights movie

>>34455083
i wanna stay up and watch dog soldiers but im working out at half 9

>>34455110
working out?
sack it off lad, get to movie night instead

>>34455018
Because that's why I got arrested the last 3 times

Just gave myself hand cramp playing punk songs on bass. No idea how people do it for 1+ hours

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2812877

thoughts lads? im very tempted

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might as well get a call in eh lads
waifu time
work dine for the week, now time to enjoy a week off

>>34455145
oh, fair enough. how come you got arrested? where you posting illegal pics or something.

>>34455183
I made text posts that caused fear/alarm to some girls at my uni

They were just offensive statements but I got done under Scottish stalking legislation

>>34455183
Fucking lurk more you stupid newfag

>>34455221
>I made text posts that caused fear/alarm to some girls at my uni

you mad man. have to be careful what you say on the internet these days. you can get arrested for trolling now.

>>34455183
He pissed in his room mates milk and filmed them shitting

Then he posted here saying he'd kill and rape them

Then he sent emails to his university threating to overdose on pills and kill them because they wouldn't let him back in

Found out some people at my job who do the same thing I do make 80-100k

Fucks sake

>>34455159
Hotter than most of the girls on my local one.

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>>34455175
so glad it's my week off now lads, gonna have some very cosy times I reckon

>>34455292
not sure if you're telling the truth or not. pretty fucked up if thats true.

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>>34455175
Posting to distract me from the city of hull

never saw the yurovision acts, but the winner looks like a right munter

would shag sophie ellis bextor though

>>34455292
Let's not forget that he thinks that this was all fine and justified. He thought it was "No big deal" to film his roommates shitting.
>>34455321
It's true. He thinks it was fair enough to piss in their food and drink because they had their friends over and didn't invite him to play dungeons and dragons.

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>>34454519

Malik Obama says otherwise

>>34455321
It's all true. Google "poleaboo" and read his blog entries.

>>34455356
>He thinks it was fair enough to piss in their food and drink because they had their friends over and didn't invite him to play dungeons and dragons.

lol. that was kinda dickish of them but i think he took it too far.

Nothing better than nuzzling your face into your bed.

>tfw time for ghost adventures. Fake or not it's fun
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34455159
>favorite tv show: big bang theory

Actually nevermind.

>>34455362
>literally believing anything a fuzzywuzzy says

>>34455389
Well he was just a weird guy who was renting a room in their flat - wasn't as if he was their mate or anything.

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>>34454414

Hallway anon here, I stayed up until 3am last night stripping wallpaper, and am removing all the residue with a steamer this evening. Hoping to be done by the end of Sunday.

This is progress on the lower half.

>>34454519
>traps sill
>sill
A window sill in a dress is still a sill.

>>34455159

first things first im not into traps, only women, but for some reason this post just made me seriously considering getting an escort, my parents are away and i have the house to myself for 2 weeks and im very very tempted now, maybe not tonight but at some point before they get back. Any lads whove had escorts over care to share their experiences for me? and dos and donts, etc

>>34455459
Shag a tranny in your mum and dad's bed.

>>34455334
see
>>34455159

Hull isn't all that bad lad i'd do the same thing for free

>>34455159
>Hull
>24

That's katyusha lad isn't it?

>>34455508

i dont want to shag a tranny though :(

Entire family just had a big shouting match, telling me to get off the tablet/forums

They think I'll do something stupid again, they don't even know the details of what I did or am doing

>>34455420
Yeah but if you're going to be loud then you better ask me to join in

Ah shit. Been invited out to go to "town" in a couple of weeks. Normally that entails paying too much to go to shit clubs but maybe I can lure them into a comfy pub.

>>34455159
>Guys I'm a clean girl so make sure you are too, unless that you're thing...with prior agreement

Does that mean she'll shag your arse when it's all full of shit if you agree in advance?

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>>34455175
I have received more support from /britfeel/ than my parents. Thank you all. Incidentally, the doctor I'm seeing now took my mother off a prescription, but that was after it made her worse. Nonetheless I'm worried I'll just be given meme therapy

>>34455574
>Do you do top? A. At the moment I don't x

>tfw ingrown hair on my chest
It kind of stings. I managed to get hair out but it's pussed.

>>34455565
They aren't obligated to spend time with a weirdo

Same way Monika wasn't obligated to add you on facebook

You can't just commit crimes when people don't like you Amir. Not everyone is going to like you.

>>34454414

What causes people to become traps?

Is it something to do with chemicals in the womb/childhood, or is it entirely down to sexual abuse as a child?

>>34455637

they are just faggots

>>34455603
So what does she mean by that? She'll lick your shitty arse?

Might get a takeaway and eat away my depress

>>34455605
I epilate my chest and haven't had a problem with ingrown hairs yet

>>34455609
Magdalena was the one who rejected my Facebook

It's not about not liking me, it's about being rude

>>34455588
can i see your peeneweenus?

>>34455637
Too much pornography did it for me. Attention on /v/ and /r9k/ was nice nice too. It's been over a year since I've done it, though.

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Not joking, right. Been doing mindfulness for social anxiety and depression over the last three weeks and early days but I've been taking risks I would NEVER have done and haven't done in the last eleven years.

I wouldn't classify it as a panacea but more like a cup in the bucket, you know? Def worth a shot

>>34455637
Usually to be a passable tranny you have to start hormones and shit at a very young age. My theory is they're children who thought they were the wrong gender as a phase but their parents went all out and got them hormone treatment and now they're stuck as a tranny, explains why tranny suicide rates are so high too

>>34455159
Jesus christ lad, that's literally a guy, there's no tits, thats not mtF thats a guy in a wig and a dress. Look at those photos, not one high resolution and you can tell it's to cover up the manliness.

Might get a takeaway and eat away my depression

>>34455653
Probably she expects your dick/body to be clean

It does say she liks rimming too so probably that

>>34455659
It is about not liking you. Why would anyone want to spend time with a weirdo?

Would you want to be forced to spend time with someone you thought was unpleasant and weird? Of course not

>>34455666
Nice try, Satan. Why on earth would you like to look at it, though? That's really gay.

>>34455672
Comes down to genetics really regardless of age

It helps though

>>34455659
why not just tell them how you feel? they might not of realized that it was going to hurt you.

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>come back to britfeel
>find out a certain pakistani man is posting here again
ffs

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What would you do in this situation, /britfeel/?

>>34455159
>Hessle

Not far from me actually. Tempted myself.

What is that thing about not being clean if by prior arrangement though?

>>34454558
Good choice with Dog Soldiers. I'll be there.

>>34455716
It wouldn't change anything because I'd still know at their core they were inconsiderate of me

>>34455744
She'd probably turn up with a shitty arse if you asked her? or she has aids

>>34455672
>My theory is they're children who thought they were the wrong gender as a phase but their parents went all out and got them hormone treatment

i think this could apply to some of them. i remember in primary school i would innocently kiss boys and girls. i imagine if asked at that age if i was bi, i would of said yeah with out understanding. now i know im completely straight. inb4 "you're in denial" im not.

>>34455764
>It wouldn't change anything because I'd still know at their core they were inconsiderate of me

yeah but maybe they didnt realize how it would of effected you. you're projecting, lad. they probably thought that if they where on your position you wouldent mind. you are talking like they done it on purpose when it was simply a mistake.

>>34455737
Suck on them and fap to the memory of it for every night of the six months I'll consequently be in prison for it

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>thinking about all the kids who are growing up transitioning into girls at a young age
>in 10 years they'll be beautiful traps and mentally fucked up enough to fuck you

I think I'm just going to confine myself to my bedroom again

I have you guys, that's all I need

>>34455830
They hurt my feelings, this is a fact
Their reasoning doesn't change that

>>34455854
Can't start hormones before 18 in the UK

How are you feeling tonight britfeelians?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShJXGrNotU

Feeling forlorn

>>34455888
*yet

saw a transgender children BBC documentary advertised the other day

>>34455864
Yeah fuck them Monz. Bunch of pakis.

What are you looking forward to most about the new job?

>>34455854
wish i was a kid today, shame i couldn't be a shota trap

>>34455637
I don't know. I would rather be a girl but not enough to the point where I would go through all that.

The only way I would do it would be if a fucking genie or some shit was like. "I'll make you a girl and it would be like you were that all along. "

>>34455864
>They hurt my feelings,

i know but what im saying is that you shouldent get caught up about it, and you need to think before you get angry again. people are bound to hurt your feelings again. you need to change your perspectives on things and deal with them another way.

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I would put my brain in a robo-loli. Would you? Not even a weird synthetic one, a metallic one would be even better.

>>34455910
>saw a transgender children BBC documentary

the bbc support some shit dont they lads. i remember when they said pick up artists are sexist.

>>34455921
young people do seem more accepting about traps and shit like that. i sometimes speak to young teens on omegle with out realising it and they will be all like "my gf is trans"

>>34455920
Getting distracted from everything else, so burned out I don't feel anything, no hate, no boredom, no sadness

>>34455932
To late now, there's no point in reflecting, it's just torture

Not sure if I'll ever again be in a similar situation as uni or a flat share

>>34455992
Yeah once you get your call center job and start excelling you'll end up with three great friends, all women.

They'll ask you to move into a flatshare together and it will be amazing.

What's the weather like?

>>34455910
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b088kxbw/transgender-kids-who-knows-best

Gonna give it a watch, see how bad it is

My heart it don't beat

it don't beat the way it used to

>>34455588
i hope the doc helps you out lad. didn't you say you was going for the sleep issue though, do they advise thrapy for that?

Fuck it

I deserve mental rest
I'm giving my tablet to my mum

>>34456020
That's the dream

>>34456022
That's a neutral title

>>34454414
What's that cooking lady on the farthest right windows channel again?

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>>34455175

>makes a waifu post

>>34456067
>cucks a waifu poster

>>34456048
They have a special CBT for insomniacs if I'm not mistaken.

>>34455970
If I could be a cute but edgy Nazi one sure

>>34456049
NOOOOOOOOO DON'T GO MONI YOUR FRIENDS NEED YOU HERE! KEEP THE TABLEEEET!

alright dog soliders will start in about 20 mins.
the stream is at cytube the channel name is filmnight and the password is shipman

>>34456049

I know how you can get eternal mental rest, you fucking freak.

Who is an ex-robot here?

I am so happy and content in life now, compared to 2 years ago when my life was an extremely depressing shambles, but I still feel compelled to post here.

>>34456127
I left for a year because I got a job, a gf and travelled a lot. Happiness is only temporary and eventually the depression and loneliness comes back. Came back recently because of this, surprised poleaboo is still here tbqh

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>>34454818
>Stir fry
Sounds bretty good to be honest with you familia. Never seen the undateables, is it what it says on the tin?

Bit of vidya, bit of tv/film it looks like tonight!

>>34455083
Ouch! Hope you're not hurting too bad friendo. Bit of deep heat on that and you'll be reet. Week off for me too, can't feckin wait to be a useless shit!


>>34455175
Feeling good so gonna post a cheeky husbando

>>34456051
Mummy Kay!

>>34456127

I was for a while, I even made a new friend for the first time since school. Then I fucked everything up again so I've given up.

>>34456127
I'm a cyborg but it's almost too much interaction for me at this point. Everytime someone wants me to go somewhere I don't want to.

>>34456169
He's been gone for a while desu. This is the first time I've seen him here but I don't really pay attention to him anyway.

>>34456089
yeah?
ah you might get put on that then desu. hope it works
if not we can try get you some temazapam to knock you out

Lads, I have a job interview on Monday but the position doesn't start till the end of March because the store doesn't open till then. Question is, if I get the job can I still claim bennies. Will they expect me to apply for jobs while waiting to start work.

Anyone seen any interesting festival lineups this year? inb4 reee normie but I'd be going by myself anyway.

>>34456285

That happened to me, they made me go through the motions until I actually started.

>>34456337
Shit lad, did you have to go to interviews and shit for other jobs while you were waiting?

>>34456318

i couldnt stand to be in a festival, id love to watch some live music but festivals would be hell for me

>>34456359

No, I never did. My job coach bloke didn't give a fuck.

>>34456318
festivals are much more enjoyable if you have people to go with, even one person. I went with a mate to End of the Road festival and we had a chill time getting pissed as fuck and listening to music

>>34456382
I've been brought up going to them so I love them.

>>34456424
I always go to Glastonbury with my dad but I was looking if there were any others of interest. I know some people going to Reading but the lineups to shit to justify the price + drive. I only really like Danny Brown and At The Drive In thats been released this year

>pen and paper "gamers"

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>>34456318
I might spend 60bong to see Brandon flowers

That's about it

>>34456579
Is his solo stuff any good? When I was younger I used to quite like the killers but got a bit bored of them.

>>34456632
Yes I like it, both albums even

Most people think it's pretty weak however

>>34455334
East or West m8

Anyone else stuck in Wirral or just me.

They used to call this place the "Paradise Peninsular"

>>34456179
err i'm a bit wobbly and sore desu but i'm made of strong stuff
i was going to say post husbandos lad, but being honest i've done it before and had no response so sacked it off, i'd love to say post what you love, and being honest i have done a few times but feel like i'm hijacking a tradition when i do it so stopped
you in film night lad it's starting soon i think

>>34456703
I don't know

I'm home tomorrow luckily

>>34456770
Glad to hear you're gonna be ok!

Do you mind posting the link? I can't find it!

What's the room name and password for film night poofters?

>>34456929
If you're an elite member then they're in the usual place.

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>>34456919
>>34456929

password is shipman

>>34456919
somebody's done it already. kek

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>>34455175
posting waifu, got to build a bed and desk tomorrow lmao i cba.
>>34456952
might join soon i am a very busy and wanted person.

is the film going to be a google drive job? Hope you told everyone about the cytube script so you don't get people throwing their toys out the pram like last week. Was funny as fuck.

HOly shit lads. Got my first interview in 2 fucking years on monday... i'm panicking. Been a neet on jsa all this time. I got bored of the neet life and now shittign myself.

Any advice?

>>34457154
no, its daily motion. should be fine

>>34457176
you're allowed to be worried. Don't worry about being worried.

>>34457176

Give your arsehole a good shave before you go in, it will give you loads of confidence.

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Sitting wageslaving in a gay bar right now. Ask me anything

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>>34456891
reeeee get out of my shithole

>>34457176
Don't go. Wageslaving simply isn't worth it compared to NEET life.

Just got back from the shops lads, felt like going out for a snack.

Got a Galaxy bar and some sliced chicken. It's funny how I feel stuffed after then when a year ago I'd get a kebab, pringles, cake, chicken balls and tons of other shit and eat it all in one night and still be up for more.

>>34456732
>Anyone else stuck in Wirral or just me.

im stuck in liverpool.

>>34456732

just drove around some of the wirral on google street view and i feel bad for you, not even taking the piss, i thought my area was pretty grubby(and it is) but i dont think i could stand living anywhere worse

>>34457256
The uni seems nice at least

>>34457256
this picture makes me feel but I don't know what it is I feel. The obviously modern building shadowing the battered old council houses just has a feel to it

>>34457286
I work over there. Not much better

>>34457320
It depends where you go. We have the highest rich poor divide in the entire country. The east side is mostly council flats and getting shanked around every corner. The west is full of tory bastards that are up there own arse. I'm in the middle of all that.

>>34457320
ive heard the wirral is nice but im saying that as someone from liverpool haha. mostly basing this on people from the wirral being posh tbqh

i am thinking about giving up boxing/marital arts. i have been doing some sort of martial arts for the 4 years but its too time consuming and i dont really enjoy it anymore. think im just going to do weight training. am i making a stupid decision?

>>34457383
Half life 2 vibes

The UK city of culture in vidya format

If I get to old age which I'm not sure about I want to be that old guy sat in the corner on his own in the pub.

>>34457615
i think that's what we all want to be, I would be down the pub more often if there was one near me, the only thing close is a gastro-pub and it's more about food and not very comfy

>>34457643
I've got one of those basically across the road. It's ok just going for food but too expensive to just go for drinks.

>really tired
>want to get high and wank
>if I get high it will be at around 12 when my brother gets home from work
>wont be able to wank til like 2ish and by then my high will be waning


FUGGIN HELL LADS

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>>34455175
good times might be at an end,
considering job hunting

>>34457778
noooooooooo
don't do it. it's not fun desu, not fun at all

>>34457752
wank then high

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>>34457830
Bit I likey the mountains of cum I do when high, plus it feels fucking great wanking high

Thinking about trying to get my own place instead of living with my parents senpaitachi
Just need to actually get a job first

Does anyone else get less horny after bevs. If I'm sober I'll wank before sleep 90% of the time but if I drink I don't really bother.

>>34457903
It's atleast 2 years before I can do that myself. Pretty shit. The extra money is quite nice but I'd rather have my own place.

I'm starting to realise that nothing in life will go my way.

>>34457992
its alright. most of us all feel that way. i had dreams of doing something memorable with my life. starting to slowly realize that i am going to end up being just another cog in the wheel and i need to accept that.

>>34457272

Its a flexible job, will only go in 3 days a week and relax for the rest of the week. And it'll get parents and relatives off my back

>>34458069
>will only go in 3 days a week and relax for the rest of the week

You lazy fuck

If I have to work a 9-5 then so should you

>>34458129
Maybe he will work 9-5, but three days of the week.

>>34458069
I hope for your sake those days are in one block and not spread.
I'm a postie and my two days off at the moment are Tuesday/Sunday, meaning I never actually have a day to myself since I have to go to bed early on my day off to be up at 5am for then next shift.
It's miserable work.

>watching comedy on tv
>laugh at joke
>gf asks what I'm laughing at

Honestly lads you're better off, I'm going to choke this bitch.

>>34458224

what joke? what you watching? give us answers lad

>>34458259
Russell Howard's Good News, just a segment about Trump and Farage.

>>34458259

Futurama, I was laughing at silly Zoidberg.

>>34458303
>>34458294
Not sure which if these is more autistic desu

>>34458294
>Russell Howard's Good News
No wonder your "gf" asked why you laughed.

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rate me please lads

>>34458294
oh boy, you're in for it now, normie

>>34458323

Well the second one is actually me, I didn't realise I would have to get a tripcode for this.

>>34458340

You look Scottish, not bad, maybe 6/10

>>34458340

Are you that pig/human hybrid from China?

>>34457940

I just find it harder to cum, anon. I think the grill I've been seeing thinks she's not turning me on but it's just a combination of the drink and the anti-depressants I used to take

>>34458377
oi lad, we have no bully in there threads please and thank you

>>34458432

Posts like that should be on /soc/

>>34458450
hope the anti bully rangers get you

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>>34454414

There could be another Shipman on the loose right now

>>34458470

I hope you have a nice evening, thanks for reminding me to be nice.

>>34458129

Its a 9am - 9pm shift for 3 days (brakes in between of course)

Ill be pumped on amphetamines / caffeine to get through it, i really hate the idea of working for majority of the week and remember coming home tired anyway...

so i might as well go full wageslave, come home, sleep, wake up, go to work, repeat for 3 days.

Can detox for the other 4 days

who here /accidentallyfellinlovewithfuckbuddy/?

>>34458185

Yeah for sure, I applied for thurs, fri, sat (extra pay)

And i have no social life whatsoever, if the work is easy and the drugs dont make me go mental >>34458512 then i'll do more shifts

Need to keep myself occupied

>>34458512

Fucking hell that will be a big adjustment from neetdom. I used to do 3 days 8-8 in the call centre mines, it was horrendous.

>>34458530
that sounds powerfully normie to me lad, i think you better leave

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>>34455175
Posting the waifu

Just done an hour on the mini exercise bike and feeling pretty good tbqh.

What you lads up to tomorrow?

Imagine the alzheimer's patients of the future, talking about games like Ocarina of Time as if they were just released or how they're looking forward to the new Wii console.

Mental.

>>34458549

Nah, lad. It's a painful consequence of thinking I could pass myself off as a normie. Sometimes I manage to hold it together for a few months but in the end my autism wins out.

>>34458581

>get to experience OOT for the first time again
>every day

What a fantastic life

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Just because I'm curious

http://www.strawpoll.me/12212687

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>>34458530
Who /wishtheyhadjustfuckedtheircrushinsteadoftryingforarelationship/

Maybe things would still be good between us if I hadn't told her how I felt and just ploughed her

>>34458540
Yeah those 2 years back, my last job was call centre too, it was hell but i stupidly reminisce it, i felt kinda normie small talking to neighbours, even though i never made friends.

did 5 day, 9 to 4.30 shifts but it was literally round the corner from my house, like a 6 minute walk behind mcdonalds, went there everyday for a cheeseburger and fries

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>>34458609
I'm too emotionally dead to cry

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>>34454414
Boris came into my work today

>>34458609

>experiencing emotions

Normie

Lads, I think I'm transcending that no gf feel.

I just want to play vidya and I know a gf would take me away from that.

>No job
>figure I could live on bennies?
>but with if they get cut off?
>then id be homeless with no prospects
>so need job instead of bennies
>the idea of having to go to work literally makes me feel like im gonna vomit

what is even the point of existence lads

any of you lads watch this uncle shit on bbc?
the kid in it would make a good trap

Is it weird to show up at a friend's room uninvited (at uni)? Are they actually a friend if I need to ask this in the first place?

>>34458609
How the fuck do people manage to go so long without crying.
Every emotion is overhwelming for me no matter what it is, pretty much anything can set me off

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>>34458648
Did you share some cheeky banter about sensible immigration control?

>>34458680

If only prison didn't have so many ruffians, eh.

>>34458704
Maybe we don't have autism.

>>34458704
because im dead inside

>>34458712
>he isn't autistic
Lmao fucking unevolved ape

>>34458704
>he's not emotionally devoid
Bloody normie

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>>34458648
>Boris could be prime minister right now and be the first world leader to meet the new president of the United States
>instead he's standing in a bath at anon's work

That Brexit powerplay was a bit of a failure

>>34458572
helping a chum move house, fucking twat's coming for me at 09:00 though but i've demanded payment in mcdonalds sausage and egg mc muffins so it's worth sacrificing my lie in

>>34458572
Thinking about killing myself, fighting off gay urges, same as everyday really

>>34458329
Well I kekked more at this than by anything from Russell Howard.

how do i get my car insurance down ffs

its 2400 on a 1 litre car
ive got 1 claim and 3 points from motorbiking 4 years but i dont want to fuck myself just for a car, but need one because i could easily crash in this weather

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34457778
What kind of job are you thinking of, Dr.Pepper anon?

>>34458340
Not bad! the other anon is weirdly right that you look scottish.

Lads I am in deep trouble.

I've been shitting water all night. Five times now. And my arse is on fire. It can't handle any more but there's more brewing up, I can feel it.

I dunno what to do.

was gonna watch something. just sat being alone staring at the monitor. im cold and lonely.

>>34458959

been puking up at all anon? any pain in your guts? ate anything dodgy recently?

Need a decent job that I can fit around my university schedule, what do anons think would be suitable for a robot (ie, no retail)?

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lads our pry minisiter got TRUMPED

this is humiliating

>>34458974
No puking but slight nausea.

No pain in the guts.

Cooked myself a spaghetti carbonara tonight. Might have been dodgy eggs, but it tasted fine.

>>34458996
I like Trump. His Wall will be his autobahn.

>>34458996
OLD (WO)MEN RUNNING THE WORLD

>>34459012
Except the autobahn was useful

>>34459061
So is the wall. Illegal immigration is a problem in the US.

>>34458996

At least Trump got elected

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>>34458702
Well? Is it weird?

>>34459094

If you don't feel comfortable just turning up then it is weird.

Any of you guys live completely on benefits?
How viable is it?
Do you dread them being taken away every day?

>>34459084
So he's going to build a wall thats higher than the highest ladder?

C'mon Anon.

>>34459094
bring a couple brews and youll make a friend for live

AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS
AMERICANS OUT
>THIS THREAD IS FOR BRITISHNESS

>can't go a single britfeel thread without american cucks talking about trump

>>34459168
A 30 foot wall is taller than most commercial ladders that you can buy

>>34459193
>>34459230
>he has no counter argument so he just spams
I can be English and speak favourably about a foreign leader .

>>34459150

My mum did for about 10 years and she was a gibbering wreck by the end. I honestly think it's better for your mental health to never accept bennies considering all the fucking hoops you have to jump through.

>>34459251
there's talking favourably about a foreign leader and then there's spending every thread talking about him

MAGA gets said here for gods sake

Anyone else smell the tissue after they wipe their bum or it is it just me?

>>34459235
https://www.amazon.com/Extension-Ladder-Aluminum-35-ft/dp/B007PD1Q3A

Look at where it comes from.

>>34459274
I've mentioned him once so far.
>>34459284
It's just you

>>34458702
I'd be a bit pissed off but I'm browsing britfeel and get annoyed when someone tries to talk to me.

>>34459251
if thats what you think reply to all the posts you think are by me and ill prove you wrong

>>34459294
Make the wall 50ft then

>>34459284
sometimes
sometimes give my finger a good sniff after a bum scratching too

>>34459294

They will have cameras on the wall and there will be an army of border control arriving before they can even hop down.

>>34459306
It won't be 50ft though.

>>34459313
They have cameras and border patrol now, whats the difference?

>>34459150
>Any of you guys live completely on benefits?

yeah, i used to. i lived on benefits for about two years. it got depressing, and my parents kept nagging me, and job seekers where getting on my back, so i decided to go to uni. kinda glad i went. i was becoming so socially retarded and depressed.

>>34459294
I doubt many poor mexicans who will be willing to border jump will buy a 575 dollar ladder
>>34459327
About 35-45 by most estimates.

In a bar alone, never felt so low... Thanks for being here lads

>>34459343

The wall brings the issue of illegal migration into the public eye.

>>34459343
It's easier to cut a chain link fence than scale a ladder

>>34459150
On autismbux an been on it since I was 14. I do feel guilty about being on them but I've tried to do some voluntary work on numerous occasion and had to leave after a few days after becoming a nervous wreck so I suppose it's justified.

What with the new PIP system coming in I'm shitting it because I just know they're gonna say I can work, when in reality it takes me a couple hours just to build up the courage to go to the shop around the corner.

>americans think a wall will help
>it's already well known that the drug smugglers have tunnels

>>34459376
Bingo. I completely agree with you that this is the whole point.

But it's a wasteful way to do it.

>>34459377
Not by much.

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>slept till 6pm
>want to stay up all night and tomorrow to reset sleeping pattern
>already feel tired
This isn't fun

>most activity this thread's seen today is talking about america

literally country cucks

>>34459406
Well considering that they'll have to pull the ladder up and over the wall to scale down the other side, seeing as jumping off a 35 ft wall isn't good for your health.

Watching some comfy Ashens with some Guinness. Will probably sleep soon.

>>34459284
Give it a bit of a lick, lad

>>34459467
Have you seen the latest barshens?

I like Eli a lot but I'm scared Ashens is being pushed out!

>>34459467
There's a new Ashens video? I've only seen a Barshens video come out. and that only has Barry and Eli.

>>34459496
Ashens is just ill is all.

>>34459453
All you need is a rope to climb down the other side

I am a /big lad/ you are a /big lad/ i am a /big lad/ am a /big lad/ you are a /bad lad/ /bad lad/.

>>34459533
>big lad
For you

>>34459547
You're a big guy

and a big eater

Really want to suck on a willy right now lads

Right lads gonna get high and then watch some kind of film or something, enjoy the rest of your nights.

>>34459624
shaved lad?

Tiny town and it's a long shot but any of you from Lincoln here fancy getting a drink?

n-no creeps

Lads, catching feelings for a girl I thought I'd moved on from. Haven't talked to her since November. She didn't respond to my last message. Feels bad man

>>34459749
that seems like something a creep would say

>>34459749

I was in Lincoln the other week, I pity you.

I liked your walkabout though.

>>34459785
oi lad, nowt wrong wit lincoln, just a boring provincial ghost town

>load up Chivalry
>join game
>almost instantly get killed by a teammate as soon as I spawn in
I don't know why I bother

>>34459497
Na just watching some old stuff.

>>34459785
never been lol. Will put it on my list.

>>34459812
It's fun being a student here. the gay bar is fantastic im not a fag but i have friends who are

>>34459873
Why would you so happy about a good gay bar if you're not a bumboy?

>>34459956
because it's not gay if she has a feminine penis, duh

>>34459956
I like feeling valued walking into a club.
I've got style and I'm usually with a fair few people but I feel so indispensable. Most girls get in with barely a glance but guys (even in groups it seems) have to go out of their way to look like they've got the right vibe. Even in a place like this where the two biggest clubs are extremely trashy.

The fag bar is different. I feel like they're actually pleased I'm in there. It's nice.

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Remember to wash your hands before and after you handle clay. Especially clay from a prison yard. That is the number one way of contracting LYNK'S disease

>>34454414
Glad to see someone changed the year on the time to fucking end it.

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>>34460064
lad, why are you doing this

>>34459778
You'll get through it brah, promise <3

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If you are reading this then these facilities are not capable of dealing with my specific illness or medical emergency and I require outside attention.
If you have the ability to pick me up and take me

>>34454414
To make image more realistic, couldn't we get a young chav girl laying on a bed drugged out of her mind surrounded by middle age Paki men above the kebab shop? That seems to be pretty standard in Bongland

started my new job today

being a wagecuck sucks but its better than being NEET

...right?

>>34460209

Any one of us could just look out the window and see that so there's no point.

>>34460236
Wait until you've been there a while. A visit from Shipman sounds evermore positive.

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>>34460273
Oh I'm counting on it

original

>>34460209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V82he6CM_YM

>>34455356
Typical inbred Paki behaviour, desu

>>34460322
>tfw you're reminded that there are leaflets warning pakis about inbreeding

I'm about to go fucking mental lads. Haven't had a cig in two days and my weed dealer has given me the fucking runaround TWICE over a simple fucking twenty bag, jesus that's all I ask for, a fucking twenty bag. His cunt wife went to "pick it up" fucking yesterday and never turned up, now she says she's got it but she's fucked off somewhere else jesus fucking christ JUST FUCKIMG GIVE ME IT YOU SLOPPY CUNT

IT LITERALLY TAKES THIS BITCH THREE DAYS TO DO SOMETHING THAT SHOULD TAKE TWENTY MINUTES

I'm gonna fucking stab someone if I don't have a fucking smoke

And I already know I'm gonna be waiting the WHOLE FUCKING DAY TOMORROW YOU CUNT DEBBIE I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

Decided to finally sort my life out lads.

Moving out my mum's place next week, got interviewed for a job and might be working in Europe in March.

Also got accepted for the University of Buckingham studying history and economics in July on a quick 2 year degree.

Fuck it, I'm 25.
Sick of being a neet.

What are you lads doing at this hour, anyway?

>>34460376
Wow. That's some serious addiction, m8.

>>34460396
My attempts at fixing my life last about 12 hours before I lose motivation

>>34456732
Wirral fag here too. Not a literal fag, but from the Wirral nonetheless

>>34460396
>moving out with about being guaranteed a job
you're just going to wind up right back with debt this time

>>34460396
Can I ask why you're going to work in europe if your going to uni, also why move out before getting a job, what if you don't get it

>tfw just want to be able to live a quiet hermit life without constantly feeling dread

>>34460396
about to go for a splif then a wank then bed desu

>>34460443
Start my training in March, they already made it clear they pretty much want me on board.

>>34460376
And my fucking romanian housemate with his fucking abhorrent eastern european "food" spreading this absolutely godawful noxious odour throughout the house and gabbing on in his fucking "futzuh mutzuh mutti muh mutzuh" FUCKING DISGUSTING LANGUAGE AND ACCENT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERVERTED HYBRID OF GYPSY AND SHITSKIN SPEAK JESUS CHRIST

FUCK

FUCK ROMANIA AND ESPECIALLY TRANSYLVANIA

CUNTS ALL OF EM CUNTS THE FUCKING LOT

>>34460455
i know that feel, i wish i was religious; i would have 100% joined a monastery by now

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rate my delcious juicy red seedless grapes

>>34460452
The job is to fund the fees, it's a private uni.

I've already been told that they want me, I just have to demonstrate my skills.

But if they don't I have savings anyway to last until July. I've saved it years ago with 2 jobs and it funded my neet life for 3 years.

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I sure hope Len doesn't blackmail me with the things I've told him

>>34460533
oh no, you didn't really fall for his nice guy act did you? that was his plan all along

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>>34460533
I've also told him some stuff i'd rather him not share

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>>34460577
How bad are we talking anon? Things we wouldn't tell family?

My flatmate isn't being very subtle about his weed problem. I can smell it from my room and he smokes outside.

>>34460500
if that's you lenlad don't go crazy on those grapes again

>>34460614
Convince him to smoke meth.

He won't last long.

Problem solved.

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>>34460610
Things that we wouldn't tell family, yes

Len is the same person who did tilde and nigii

>>34460665
well shit, you better buy a japanese school boy uniform

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>>34460696
>school BOY uniform

haha y-yeah boy

>>34460696
dress up time for a /britfeel/ bromantic evening

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>>34460707
Oh shit, you told him that too?

>>34460665
Who is that brown anime qt?

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>>34460729
I told him THAT

Who is converting to normalfag life this year?

I gotta leave the battlestation soon.

I've been in this place for too long..

Soon you will realise that you will have to adapt to society sooner or later or just die alone.

Why did I waste 27 years of my life on the Internet, trolling.

..

Fuck.

about to go get into bed, always have a cheeky cup of tea as I sit getting warm on my electric blanket.
one of these days im going to spill my cuppa

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what is Lens endgame?

>>34460797
every single one of us dead

>>34460769
do you sleep on it
i always thought it would have gone over the top of you

>>34460797
Len is like that anime girl that rescues the NEET in that one show

>>34460769
Sounds comfy as fugg, sleep tight friendo