There's a mouse stuck on my sticky mouse trap /r9k/. I'm scared. Wat do? Dubs decide.
kill it and get some less barbaric traps
let it outside
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>>34486616
Use vegetable oil to set it free. You want to take it far outside first. you can use the a broomstick to pick it up by sticking it on the sticky.
set it on fire
>>34486616
Jizz on it like that bird in the one pic that we all know.
Glue traps are animal abuse. If you don't find the mouse it time it will die of starvation. Mice can feel pain, stress, and depression.
Set it free or give it a quick death if it's too badly injured.
>>34486705
Thisis what you must do
Put it in your pooper
>>34486705
lets make it happen boys
>>34486616
free it and use it to jack off.
>>34486616
Find the heaviest stone you can and drop it straight on to the little guy from 4 feet up.
>>34486616
Put pepper on its nose and see if it sneezes like in Tom and Jerry.
Then >>34486811 this
Free it.
>>34486725
One time when I was heading to work I caught a baby mouse on a glue board. I didn't have time to set it free, and I didn't want to just leave it so I stepped on its head and crushed it's little baby skull.
>>34486844
>>34486811
Poor mouse
>>34486811
Damn nigger dubs check em
>>34486811
winrar op deliver now
>>34486616
Whatever you do, please don't hurt the helpless creature.
just get it off the trap and let it go outside.
>>34486844
Lmfao, poor mousey. OP better deliver though. Rolling for instant death instead of painful crushing.
>>34486844
>>34486811
You got it bois. ALSO- HARDMODE: no freeing. We had a bit of a mouse problem and this is the last one. Even caught the kids.
I don't have any rocks though. Prove you're the poster and post a SENSIBLE alternative. Nothing important to me.
>>34486965
Put it in a box
>>34486965
What happened with the pepper? I want to know.
>>34486705
Absolutely. Best ending for such a beast.
>>34486965
Well if you're going to kill it, then could you do it humanely at least?
>>34486965
My original weapon of choice for >>34486844
>>34486965
Kill the fucker otherwise more mice will just keep coming.
Trust me my old house had a mouse problem and I laid a dead mouse on the kitchen floor and a bunch of those little fuckers ran up to it and huddled around it
>>34486965
I posted the rock idea, not sure how to prove it.
It's the most humane thing to do.
Sensible alternative is the heel of your boot.
Kill it, and kill it quick.
It's suffering right now.
Don't be a pussy.
You set out a trap.
You finish the job.
Cowards just throw that shit in the garbage as the poor critter dies of dehydration struggling against the goo.
>>34486965
that mouse is laid back as shit. he's just over there chilling.
also just light it up famalam
>>34486616
Peel it off and toss it outside.
>>34487046
this, OP.
A nail gun to the head would probably put it out of it's misery in an instant.
>>34486616
Free it if you can. Animals deserve our compassion.
>>34487043
This is probably the last one. We've caught about 10 or so in the last month - winter has driven the mice into houses and our neighbours complained about their own problem too. I put this trap in my bedroom because I heard one going around the other day but couldn't see it.
>>34487046
Fair enough. I have no intention of deliberately being cruel to it (and it's better that way so I don't have someone else roll "put it up ur butt"). I DID put the pepper on there because Kek willed it. It's breathing super fast right now. Poor guy, I'll put it out of it's misery after I upload the pepper pic.
Chop it's head off with a hatchet real quick. Smash it with the heel of your boot like rock guy suggests. Pop it with a pellet gun. Smash its head with a hammer. Do something that'll kill it quickly and cleanly. Just don't be a degenerate who torches it with burning aerosol or just lets it sit there till it dies.
>>34487138
Nothing to report pepper wise. It's whole jaw is glued to the trap. No sneezing. It can't get out and I definitely cannot free it at this point without it suffering. This glue sticks on shit for months. I had a sock that fell on this by accident in November and I still can't wear it after washing it.
Also to the dude that said drop a rock on it, screencap the (You) I gave you. I want to be sure it's actually the poster. Not that I don't believe you but I gotta have evidence.
>>34487211
Cum and shit on it
>>34486616
What the fuck are you guys on about..
Listen up OP, this is the only correct way to do things
Use olive oil to free the mouse. Use a pair of thick gloves when doing this so you won't get bitten. Then, rinse him off with some water. After that, put your mouse in some olive oil again, and make sure he's nice and soaked.
Then fry him alive.
And eat him.
>>34487230
I think this anon has the right idea, op.
>>34486965
>that much shit stuck to the trap
You filthy fucker, your house is going to be infested with mice again.
>>34487211
Is that pubic hair all over that trap. Sweep your floor OP.
>>34487211
Zero sneeze, that's bs trump was supposed to make anime real.
Now we wait for rockman.
>>34487314
>>34487318
The trap is right in between my PC and my wardrobe. It's gotten the shot covered end of the stick in terms of dust/hair. Not much I can do about it but I do clean the rest of my room regularly (because there was a fucking mouse in it). That thing has been there for 2 months of course it'll hold on to dust/nastiness
>>34487211
Drop the rock.
if you can fit that sticky sheet in a big enough plastic bag, put it in and tie it shut, with no air holes.
Mouse will suffocate to death in 10 or 15 minutes.
Then you can agonize about the ethics of mouse killing methods.
>>34487432
its on boys
>>34487432
I'm playing a game right now but I will after.
>>34487211
fuck hit me right on the feels... take him to a doctor
>>34487640
Fuck your game, do it right now
>>34487640
What game is holding your attention OP
>faggot op is baiting (You)s
lmao what a pussy whipped bitch
>>34487640
Don't play games while it's suffering, you piece of shit. End it
>>34486705
Light it on fire with flames of fire
Dude just let it go. It has its own duty to fulfill in life. Let it go find a qt mouse wife and make mice babies. Don't take away a life just for lulz.
slice off its back wrists i want to see it bleed
>>34487756
Fuck you mouse cuck.
>>34487640
>he cant do ithe is a puss
>>34487640
>all those pubes on the sticky trap
Clean your house you fuck and you wouldn't have mice
>>34487211
Pour some salt water on the trap and leave it for a while. The adhesive should weaken and you might be able to pull the little guy off. He looks cute
>tfw want to catch mice to domesticate them and keep them as pets and maybe even create a new breed of mouse but live too clean to have mice
>>34487797
>weaken the adhesive
So he lets the mouse go and is back to square 1? Bunch of cucks in here
>people legitimately suggesting letting vermin free and letting it reproduce
Are you fucking niggers retarded?
>>34487817
No. He can let the little guy out far from his house and clean his messy place up so that they won't be atrracted to it. No reason to take the life of something that is just trying to survive.
Caught this fuck in my garage last night.
Why do you faggots use sticky traps? These kill them almost instantly
>>34487846
That's not a qt mouse. That's a fucking NYC sized rat.
How dirty is your garage?
>>34487873
Not very dirty, just full of junk. I live in the city though and foolishly left some bird seed in there and didn't go in for a few weeks. Caught 4 of them and there is no bird seed left.
>>34487640
pretty fucked up anon, either kill it humanely or set it free you subhuman piece of shit
it's still a redblooded living creature that you're just idling on and letting it suffer
finish the job
>>34486965
Go outside, Grab some boots and stomp on it, post mouse guts when finished
>>34487846
Lethal trap is the only humane trap.
Looks like OP was a faggot yet again. Fuck you for wasting my time
Freeze it.
Most painless way to die. Your body just shuts down as it gets comfy.
why has he not jizzed on the mouse yet?
>>34487964
No, getting a big fucking rock dropped on your head is both the least painful and the quickest.
Just get a shovel, hockey stick, baseball bat etc and hit the shit out of it. One time in the head will kill it
>>34487846
Cos we had poison traps but those didn't work, and sticky traps can catch multiple ones in a night without having to reset it. They cover an area and fuck em up good. Caught 5 kids last friday and that wouldn't be possible with a normal trap.
And YEAH, I'll do it, eventually. Maybe. I dunno, this thing has given me a ton of shit recently and I kind of want to make it suffer.
>>34488110
let me know when you stop being a pussy. for the time being i am going to go beat off in a rap thread brb
>>34488110
>this thing has given me a ton of shit recently and I kind of want to make it suffer.
It's a fucking mouse.
It's not intentionally trying to fuck with you it's just trying to survive.
Quit being a puss and do it already.
>>34488110
>"I can get revenge on dumb beasts"
>t. Ahab
bump i want to see this
orgididin
Op here
I'm not going to kill it. I SHOULD, but I won't YET. Am I a pussy? Guess so. Am I going against the will of Kek? Yeah. But this thing has irritated me quite a lot (not willingly, but then again few things and people ever try to) and I want to let it suffer a bit. In the morning when eveyone else is awake we'll deal with it then. It's 5:30 and no one is up yet - I don't want to get shit for having mouse remains in my room where it'll start to get nasty by bludgeoning it.
Sorry guys. I WILL get rid of it before the day is done (not like I want a mouse right by my PC) but I want to get the verdict of the rest of the family first. If it comes to it I'll make a new thread and kill it like the rockdude said.
I know you're disappointed and that I'm a piece of shit and a faggot but that's the way life (or death, in this case) is.
>>34488439
>all that shit coming out
Gross
>>34488439
k see u in a few hours
>>34488465
yah mice just constantly shit and piss theyre pretty gross animals
>>34488439
It's been said but your house is filthy, mate.
>>34488495
>Seeing a 20cm x 20cm image of a STICKY MOUSE TRAP that will attract everything it has kept on there for 2 months
>your house is filthy
Okay
>>34488439
>I don't want to get shit for having mouse remains in my room where it'll start to get nasty by bludgeoning it.
Take it outside dumbass.
How fucking thick are you?
fill a clear glass bowl with water all the way to the top. then lay the sticky board on top so the mouse gets dunked in and you can watch it drown
>>34488556
We had to hold of a day or so when we've caught mice before to see if another one would come along. Most times, another did. Maybe out of curiousity or something. It might not be the most practical thing to ruin the trap just yet as it might catch more. I'm pretty certain that it was the only one up here but not 100% sure.
>>34488574
This sounds like good vengeance for all the times I had to clean its shit from under my bed
Decisions, decisions
dude kill it already i've been holding off going to bed for like an hour now waiting for this
>>34488845
As I said, gotta wait and see if everyone thinks we should reuse the pad again. I can't kill it until I get a definite yes
Please free it. Nothing deserves to die for nothing. Let the poor thing live
>>34488983
We've established that this isn't possible, and I wouldn't even if it was. Sorry.
>>34488983
t. never had to deal with vermin
Just throw him in a fire, jesus.
How hard is it ? It will burn and suffer, and eventually die. You get you"I want to make it suffer" wish, and we get our "kill it so that I have something interesting for my day" wish
Ask it if getting caught was a part of its plan.
if you kill that poor thing, you're going to hell
>>34489263
He already killed it you dumbshit. He'd have to skin it to get all the glue off.
>OP says they don't want to deliberately be cruel
>OP then says they want to let the animal suffer
You're such a fuckwit. I wonder where you live, letting a trapped animal suffer might be illegal under animal cruelty laws. Think I'll report you.
>>34489460
>thinking these laws protect anything other than Dogs and Cats
No one gives a shit about rodents, he could chuck handfuls into a tire fire and even the hardest animal control officer wouldn't do shit.
op just do yourself a favor kill yourself my man
>>34486616
OP before you decide to kill
Seek the wisdom of Lord Meat Baby.. he doesnt have all the answers but he speaks nothing but the truth.. seek his wisdom in times of darkness
>>34488439
HOLY SHIT IS THAT BITCH FOLDABLE? FOLD THAT BITCH IN HALF, GET IT GOOD AND STUCK, THEN RIP IT APART. SEE IF IT PULLS A CHUNK OF SKIN WITH IT.
>>34488541
I'm looking next to your trap you disgusting fuck.
>>34489743
OP is a baiting faggot
Im sure he'll be raped by some faggot sooner or later
>>34489460
That's only for dogs and cats and horses and other domesticated animals, nobody gives two fucks what you do with rodents and other pest races.
just leave it and catch some more and then throw it in the trash
its not a big deal, ive caught them in those cage traps and just used a screw driver to get rid of it
>>34489800
dubs was posted on first reply
OP is one of those really obnoxious kids who doesnt know he pisses everyone off hes been baiting all night and then pusses out
>>34489506
Umm, no. People have got into trouble torturing non-dogs and cats before:
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/michael-semens-rodent-torture-243321501.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2398962/Andre-Yankey-film-torturing-mouse-death-impress-girl.html
Are just two examples. The courts take animal torture very seriously.
>>34489788
Nope.
Animal cruelty laws generally cover all vertebrate animals, even if they only have the most basic of protections (ie. you're not allowed to torture a trapped animal). That's in most first world countries, mind you.
>>34489788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBO84xXiWII
The RSPCA and the police seem to give a fuck here.
>>34486616
I hope OP's dad gives him an unmerciful raping
What I do with rabbits that won't die is put them in a plastic bucket with a lid and gas them with propane.
Science experiments require all sorts of ethical considerations for animal testing and euthanizing, yet you can just buy mouse traps to catch mice and let them die.
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1485675298549.webm