Are Britain and America the two best countries in the world?

>>34541738
London almost seems like the shittiest parts of America only NO ONE there is intelligent. Do NOT go to London. It is brimming with morons and that """English""" is unintelligible. Everyone's pissed off and smells like a urinal cake, you only see the sun for 10 minutes every three days, I mean holy shit.

No, anon. There is nothing good about Britain. USA and Canada are the places I'm most comfortable.

>>34541738
I'd say it's america and japan, but then again I'm a weeb.

>>34541738
Britain is not a country. Britain is 2 islands that are shared between two countries, the UK and Ireland.

>>34541781
>London almost seems like the shittiest parts of America

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>>34541781

I went to america once, everywhere I went, there were just huge blobs of fat screaming out about tipping and screeching about being american

got really fucking spooked when someone tried to tip me for moving out of the way of their motorized trolley going into walmart for what I can only assume their daily caloricific feeding sessions of mountain dew and greasy fatty foods.

america, not even once.

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>>34541865
Shit that nevr happend: The Post

>>34541824
That's wrong, lad. Britain is the main island containing England, Wales, and Scotland. As the United Kingdom it contains part of Ireland with the country Northern Ireland.

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>>34541865

Shut up, i dont just get pizzas and burgers at walmarts, i also get stuff like potatoes and french fries, they're healthy vegetables, right?

>>34541865
Triggered(tm)

>>34541865
Meanwhile britain is climbing the obesity %ladders and is very quickly getting close to american/mexico tiers
Hmmm

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>>34541882
>>34541892
>>34541901
>>34541903

amerifats get triggered so easily lmao

>>34541738
They're the fattest countries in the world. I think Canada is pretty good.

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>>34541955
see what I mean?? This nigger doesn't see how immediately triggered he was, and he thinks people pointing it out means that *they're* triggered.

The English are fucking M O R O N S. Do no waste a trip thinking that London will be a lovely Mary Poppins esque British adventure. It's like the worst parts of NYC only not even a fraction as cool and you overhear the most stupid fucking conversations. THE GORILLAS FROM CONGO WERE NOT REAL YOU FUCKS. THAT WAS A MOVIE

>>34541996
To be fair I've found that in both countries a lot of the fatties seem to be non whites.

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>>34541849
It's true anon. Never go to London in America

>>34542034

I am English and I can confirm this. 90% of us are fucking retarded cunts. Most talk some kind of Jamaican English (even the White ones) and it makes me cringe, but I am the weird one for talking with an English accent. I am from the South and people here are just as bad in a different way, really stuck up and judgmental. If you try to have a simple back and forth you are met with a look off disgust. I once asked if someone at the bus stop knew when the next one was coming and the person just gave me a stank look and faced away.

No one else here gets why I feel this way. I really want to move to the US.

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>>34542121
>when the next one was coming and the person just gave me a stank look and faced away.

I don't know if it was my /italic/ accent or the fact that I was a tourist, but I've seen london dudes as farily good people.
People in general were Really kind with me.

I mean, I expected that the "hate for foreingers" was a global thing: We treat our tourists as filth for that reason.

>>34541738

No. The US is a nation of boors, the UK is almost as boorish but at least has a little history to it.

I would rather live just about anywhere in Western Europe at least, than either of them.

>>34541781
Englishman here; this is correct.

Most places outside of London are ok, Birmingham city's immediate area and Bradford up North are also pretty fucked, though they are shit islands in a sea of relatively sensible places.

>>34542121
Holy fuck kill yourself you self hating cunt.

UK is probably the worst country in europe, completely dead culturally, just filled with retarded utilitarians. UK have always, and will always hate france because they're so culturally superior. There's nothing to say about USA.

I'd argue Belgium, New Zealand, Switzerland, Canada, Norway, and The Netherlands are better places to live than the US and UK.

>>34543333
found the frenchie

>>34541781
found the leaf

you people are so transparent.

>>34541738
without a doubt, but why is this thread on /r9k/?

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>>34541738
>UK
>good
Get a load of this Sasanach.

>>34543255

I don't hate myself, I am really proud of my family history. Britain now is a shithole and I want out like every other decent and smart Englishman has done. The only people left here are fucking low life idiots and Muslims. There is nothing left to be proud of as a Brit, hell English is not even a race according to our own consensus, but Scottish and Irish and Welsh are. I want out .

>>34541738
My vote goes to Canada and Japan.

>>34541738
Iceland is the best.

>>34543804
Fuck off, bjork

>>34541738
>every country on the fucking planet has it's students learn English

it feels good to be the king

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>>34543884
>not speaking american indian

>>34543920
>american indian
I'm sorry, what now?

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>2017
>we still call them Indians
>we've known the Americas were not India for 500 years

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>>34541738
No, it's the UK and the Anglo Commonwealth nations.
The United States is a cultural desert dotted with people living in slum-tier conditions, claiming to be an Anglo country despite barely being 60% white (and falling rapidly).
Britain and the Commonwealth countries are all better places to live in by almost every single possible metric, unless you judge a country by what calibre gun you're allowed to carry into your local Wal-Mart

>>34543333
>UK is probably the worst country in europe

In western Europe certainly, it's not even debatable.

>>34544120
You're not even debatable

>>34544120
It's significantly better compared to Belgium, france and Italy.

>>34544087
This is the gayest picture in the history of gay pictures.

>>34544358
You clearly haven't had many photos of yourself taken

>>34544259
Those are all better than the UK by a vast margin.

The UK is a little better than Portugal tho.

>>34544443
Have you been to any of them? I've been to all three and they're shit by comparison.

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>>34544443
>italy
>better than anything

>france
>better than literally anything

>beligum
>literally where?

>>34544259

No. It really isn't. You have to go to the East of Europe to find countries as poor to live in as the UK. Italy, France & Belgium are many lengths in advance of it.

>>34541738

Britain is shit

t. Briton

>>34544466
Yes.

I was impressed abundance of nice people, nice food and nice scenery.

>>34544466

I've lived in two of them (France & Italy) for years at a time and they are in every way superior to the UK. There isn't really a comparison. Only been to Belgium to stay with friends but I'd still rather live in a hovel there than a palace in Britain.

>>34544482
Being better than the UK is so easy even they can do it.

>>34544415
Ok, that was a good one. Good job.

Uk is the best, while USA failes to provide free healthcare and affordable education.

>>34544558
The UK isn't very good at either of those things.

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>>34544558
>providing healthcare
>governments job

>>34544609
Yes, do you think that it is better to leave people to painfully die?
>>34544594
Somewhat ok. Could be better.

>>34541781
Honestly the London accent is probably one of the worst accents in the world, with only the Boston accent being a viable competitor.

>>34544640
Well yeah, but in this respect the UK is totally scundered by the rest of western Europe so it's not really the best at all.

The worst part of the UK is probably southern England.

In my experience despite probably being the best looking part, it has by far and away the rudest people. At work any time a customer has made me want to just hang myself they've been from the south of England.

Another dishonourable mention goes to Wales.

money but then money so i said money and after that money it was so cash all that dosh non stop drachmas pouring over my skin like the sweet golden urine of 7 year old boys

>>34544658
France, Germany, Scandinavia are way to socialist. The uk is just right.

>>34544773
But I don't want to pay loads for university and die waiting for surgery.

All you've done here is prove that people hate the UK & US. The UK were the US before they got their shit together and almost everyone hates us for it. No idea why as we had to keep their socialist, facist, communist bullshit to a manageable level while sailing everywhere and fucking up savages.
The no culture bullshit is because people are so used to UK & US Culture. Probably because they've had to swallow it their entire life in movies and TV shows.

Sorry if Britain cucked your navies and convinced Russia to kill your leader, but he was a cunt

>>34544773

No actually they've got a better life balance than the UK which tries and fails to be USA Lite.

>>34544796
In uk you dont pay a lot, you pay just the right amount, not a lot, but still enough. Dying waiting for surgery is, of course, bad.

>>34544796
I'll agree with the uni fees bullshit, but NHS waiting lists are fine. If you present with an urgent need you are operated on immediately. I know this as I worked for the NHS for years. Just bullshit politics and news stories to get you to pay more tax

>>34544858
In Wales maybe. England and Northern Ireland are just taking the piss.

>6 grand to go to uni in fucking Northern Ireland when it's free in Germany.
What are you doing?

>>34544899
They really aren't. My granny has been waiting on a hip replacement for 2 years and she can barely walk.

>>34544943
She won't die though. Hip replacements tend to be held up by the paitent refusing to lose weight, stop drinking or stop smoking. I appreciate it feels unfair, but it isn't. I do hope she gets it sorted soon though, hips are a bitch when they need replacing. Most brutal op I've ever seen in person.

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>>34541738
England isn't bad, I'll be honest.
>hurr durr brexit
Yeah, it's still nice.
I'l admit it won't be that great for much longer. I think Canada or Australia would be a greater place to live. I'll be moving soon, I think.

>>34545006
England has it's great parts much like every country. Cities are usually sewers. That's true everywhere. Start looking at the south or east coast in a slightly less populated area. No minorities, no graffiti, no hoodies just good comfy england in all its glory. I'm pretty found of the areas around the new forest, you can feed the wild horses and drink in quaint pubs.

>>34544931
Uni shoudnt be free. Its better to spend money to healthcare, police, real science, not stupid undergrads, etc. And ut is still cheaper than in the us.

>>34545053
My friend moved down to the new forest and started a business selling reclaimed wood from the forest. He just goes for a hike and find logs and branches felled by weather, takes them home stores them and then cuts them and sells them to local reclaimation yards. He works a week a month at most and meet a farmer's daughter.

>>34545063
>stupid undergrads
The thing about that is having an educated workforce is massively beneficial to the economy. Certainly moreso than our military.

>And ut is still cheaper than in the us.
That's because the US don't even pretend that their tuition fees aren't ridiculous.

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>America
>paying for sex is illegal, most are streetwalking druggie trash

>Britain
>paying for sex is legal, many different QTs to choose from

America is now the best since Trump is in office.

Britain is pretty cool if you like mosques and having to pay a TV license

>>34545928
>mosques
Better having a few mosques than hundreds of ghettos and gang territory

>TV license
Only for BBC channels. The other channels have advertising whereas the BBC doesn't so you can just watch other channels while streaming the BBC whenever.

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>>34546518
>having to pay 145 bongbucks for channels dedicated to big black cocks

>>34541738
>Russia
>Japan
>South Korea
>Germany
>Canada
>New Zealand
I think these are better countries.

Britian
>Self entitled White Imperialist dumb fucks
>after two thousand years of hyper imperialism the economy is shit that a nuked Japan could overtake it and a completely scorched Korea is close - two countries with less than a 1/10th of a time on the clock.
>service industry based economy yet the standard of service is so piss poor that licking the shit stains out my arse would do me better
>boatloads of migrants

Now, if we wanna talk Japan and Korea. Then we're talking the best. Then again white people are just greedy self entitled materialists. East Asians are genetically superior.

>>34546968
Found the canashart

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