ITT: not so common but also not obscure feels. I'll start:

why would you "burn with desire to join in"? are you some kind of normie that requires attention and validation from other normies?

>>34637094
Robots enjoy talking about subjects they are knowledgeable about because we always run out of things to say.

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>tfw joined in on the conversation anyway
>they change topics

>>34636883
i.... i doubt normies discuss animu or piss bottle hygiene habits in public, anon

>you try to think of something interesting to contribute to thread, but cant, then metapost about it anyway

>someone's walking their dog down the street and when you and the dog make eye contact the dog wants to run away from their owner for you

>drinking out of a hose after not having had water all day

>finding out that that book you haven't been wanting to start reading is actually really good, so you finish itn two days

Uncommon but good feels.

>>34636883
> girl sits next to me on the bus
> start imaging all the funny things I'd say to her
> visualise her laughing and spending time with her
> realise the sheer panic and knots in my stomach at the actual thought of opening a conversation.

Except being served in a shop, I havent spoken to a girl since new years 2014.

I was once on a train and someone was quoting Zoolander but getting the quotes wrong.
>What's this? This school is for ants!
>I think I got lung disease, pop.
>They're hip-hop fighting!
It took a lot of effort not to sperg out.

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>>34636883
>tfw you will never be a 13th century farmer who sires 8 children and dies at 45
>tfw you will never be a mother who has to watch her son die of cancer and her daughter die in a car crash
>tfw you will never be a bowling ally owner who has to deal with the mob to pay off his debts to them for borrowing money to pay for his fathers stomach surgery
>tfw you will never be a cloud drifting above helping people by blocking out the sun for a temporary moment to provide brief satisfaction
>tfw you will never eat canned tuna on a boat in a storm

>>34638370
Oh, you get this one, too?

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>tfw you'll never get dragged to some strangers house for dinner by your parents as a child ever again

I always liked going into new houses as a kid and seeing how other people lived life. It was strange imagining someone not being me.

>>34636883
>tfw you write a witty post, but the thread has been archived in the meantime