Would you like to have a wife and a beautiful kid?

>>34639304

No. I'd never get any time to myself.

>continuing my line of genetic failure
no

>>34639304
No. I want an ugly wife and an ugly kid.

no I'd rather have a kid and no succubus to turn it against me

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>>34639304
No because my wife might die like Phil's wife

>>34639339
This.
I don't know how much of a failure I am but I know I'm not going to out somebody I love through the amount of negative feelings that I've felt from being alive.

People that have children are, I think, very pompous and self-serving individuals whom I can't fully respect

>>34639495
He shouldn't have taken his shirt off in the yard.

>>34639304
Well, Phil doesn't have a wife anymore lad.