Does anyone go to bars alone? If you've got any stories

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>>34639351
i don't go to bars alone, but i do work as a bartender, i think the most notable thing that happened yesterday was that a guy washed two mirrors in the men's restroom with his puke at around 9:00 pm. Also the two dudes who made out "for the meme". Finally the guy who ran full speed face first into a plexiglass door and shattered his eyebrow. And the guy who lent his driver's license to some other guy he met the day before so he could use it as a deposit for a tower of beer, only to find out his buddy got thrown out for starting a fight, so the guard took the driver's license and gave it to the wrong guy (which we obviously got blamed for).

It wasn't the best of shifts.

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>be me
>go to bar alone
>normies everyehwere
>chatting and drinking beer
>stacies and roasties in a circle laughing
>approach their circle
>"e-excuse me"
>they dont hear me
>louder now "e-excuse me"
>stacy turns around
>whatthefuck.jpg
>i say "Im Chad"
>her attitude totally changes
>she starts flirting with me
>ask her about anime
>ask her about roast beef
>ask her to be my gf
>she is really turned off and uncomfortable
>"y-you too"
>I leave the bar and fap to hentai

>>34639351
>be me
>in local bar smoking a cigarette
>group of 6/10 stacies mirrin from a booth
>order a glass of liquid confidence, smooth, much like I planned to be.
>buzz kicks in, put on aviator shades, walk over
>prop myself on jukebox, finger bang at them, pop my black leather jacket
>they have synchronized orgasm
>hit a 360 spin
>ayyyeee all the way home

yes i have years ago. some group of girls bought me two beers. i am a robot so i didn't go to talk to them. i use to be bigger with muscles.

I went to London for the hell of it last month and went to a bunch of pubs by myself

I met two old British guys and chatted with them for like an hour about American TV and movies and politics and sports and shit. It was a really great conversation. I've never met anyone at a bar in the US by myself, I wonder if it's just easier among Brits to start a conversation