>tfw fried egg white and cheese sandwich with bacon.

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>tfw snacking on 12 icecream sanwiches that i bought for $5

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>>34674000
>bacon
>not sausage

>>34674000
how many different fucking animals do you need to eat at once?

>>34675095
There's a local bar-and-grill place near me that will serve you a burger topped with bacon and a fried egg, so that's at least three (cow, pig, chicken)

if you know of a way to make it four at once I'm all ears

>>34675143
im just fucking with ya i actually like cooking

could try some seafood sliced or diced and thrown in to the egg and let it fry up with it

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>>34674000
I should try that too.