GUYS HELP I LOCKED MYSELF IN MY BATHROOM, THE HANDLES CAME OFF

>>34717618
I just came in here for a peaceful shit

>>34717618
window

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>>34717618
You always know the way out.

>>34717654
Im in the basement, there is a tiny window but theres a grate outside

I have on me: a swiss army knife, keys, a phone, a doorhandle and normal bathroom stuff.

>>34717618
if you have a flat solid object like a knife, card, spoon you can stick it where the latch is and try to dig it open. i have had to do that to break in my own house a few times.

>>34717618
Same thing happened to me, but I live in a house.
I ended up calling my father
I guess you just need to bust the door open -- kick near where the handle holes are .. or try and remove the hinges on the opposite side if you have access.

>>34717618
Are the hinges to the door on your side?

>>34717686

I wish i had the willpower for that.

>>34717711
Im on the side of the door that has like a rim on the doorframe so the latch is behind a corner

>>34717717
YES ill try removing them! Might take a while

What. Can you ram your body against the door? Jam your army knife in the open part where the handle broke off and open the mechanism? What private bathroom has a handle as opposed to an actual door knob?

>>34717742
You may be able to slide the bolts out without unscrewing them. Post pic?

>>34717742

Also i actually gotta poop so ill do that first

>>34717742
Yea, if you can find something to push the pins upwards through the hinge, you should be able to get out without doing permanent damage. Find something that fits up on them, and something to act as a hammer that won't break, and get to work, pushing them UP. That is, assuming you don't have a screwdriver around to just unscrew the hinges.

>>34717618
Call a friend to come let you out

>>34717751
only retarded murricunts use knobs on their doors

I'm having the most stressful poo evet

>>34717788
>implying

>>34717805
if you're a femshit post tits

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Can't get this old rusty shit to budge

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>>34717742
if you have enough room it should work. im not sure what you mean by corner, so maybe this picture will help what i mean.

you want to stick your knife where that line is tword the middle and kind of bend it twords the frame and back over again. eventually the knife should catch on to it and pull the latch back. this usually takes me 30 seconds or less to get a locked door open.

good luck OP

You can literally die in that bathroom if you don't call someone to help you.

Call your fucking landlord NOW.

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>>34717929

Can't stick my knife around a corner

>>34717959
If those are screws on the black circle thing take them off. Maybe you can access the bolt

>>34717959
kick it open near the handle

>>34717959
fuckin rip in peace m8.

waiting for OP's battery to run out and him to slowly starve to death, because he has no friends who check on him

If anything call the police (non emergency) or something and tell them you locked yourself in the bathroom and the handle came off.

I CAN OPEN THE GRATE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW

WISH ME LUCK

>>34717618
bust the door down you fucking dingbat, ram it with your shoulder and put all your weight into it.. I've had to do that before

>>34717788
>Friends?

Normie get out fucking ravioli

Put your knife inside the handle hole and turn the cylinder that way

OP here, with a generous amount of force I could move the freezing cold and frozen to the frame grate, and climbed out of something resembling a manhole onto the sidewalk. There's snow outside. I did not know that as I hadnt left my flat for.... a while. I then walked a short distance through the snow and mud, and got back in my flat. my feet are really, really cold. Thank you all for keeping me company and helping me, i was fucking panicking.

>>34717959
Holy shit dude you're fucked

>>34718175
Nice job, breh. Glad everything went well.

>>34718206

I'm just really fucking thankful that grate wasnt bolted down.
again thank you for the support, would have probably shut down and just sat on the floor having a panic attack without this thread

>>34718175
Holy shit you actually got out.

Proud of you OP, I just got into the thread and this is funny as shit.

>>34718175
So you just leave your front door unlocked all the time

>>34718232
No worries, just remember to do this next time >>34718020

>>34718175
Get a screwdriver and unscrew the handles from the door now so it doesn't happen again

Shit happened to me all the time when I lived in an attic.

>>34718251
No I had my keys on me at the moment, and i checked multiple times before climbing out to have it on my person outside.

>>34718249
I'm glad someone got some enjoyment out of that situation

>>34718251
this, OP is roleplaying

>>34718251
>i haven't left my flat for a while
Not unreasonable that OP didn't even know his door was unlocked.

>>34718296
I fucking wish, if I was rping id have made it more entertaining, and I'd still have non wet socks

Again, as an end to this thread: Thank you my brethren for helping maintain what little sanity I still had in that bathroom.

>>34718317
Take off your wet clothes if you haven't already.
Consider taking a hot shower.
Sit in front of the heater.

>>34717618
If there is a window, break it, if there isn't, kick your door down you weak faggot

>>34717618
Kicking open a door is suprisingly easy

Try it.

>>34717618
LOL

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