My philosophy on life
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>>25722287
They're not real though, and they can cheat on you, see you as a beta and ignore you if you imagine them more than what they are to you.a tulpa
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>>25722287
>Implying ponies are incable of lying, greed, and selfishness
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>>25722287
>tfw no lesbian horse waifu
>tfw they'd never be more than "best friends"
Even drinking bleach would only make things worse
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Have you brushed your teeth today /mlp/?
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>>25722070
yes. dental care is important.
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>>25722070
I only just got out of bed. Cut me some slack.
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i have not, but its still sun isnt up early and i havent really gotten out of bed yet.please dont hurt me
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>Aloha,Anon! Want to hula with me?
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No.
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>>25721197
No, guilty feet have got no rhythm
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Can I hula inside you?
What's /mlp/ up to this morning?
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>>25721117
Pissing my life away slowly.
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>>25721117
Shit it's morning already? Time for work.
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>>25721117
>Morning
It’s 2:34 AM you fucking loser
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Alright /mlp/, kill, kiss, marry and fuck.
Which ones?
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>>25721057
I'll do all four to you, OP, in that order.
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>>25721057
Kiss maud, marry maud, fuck maud.
Kill myself because I can't kiss/marry/fuck maud.
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marry pank
fuck maud
kiss angry horse
fluttershy mk.II is kill
How many of you guys actually belive that Equestria is waiting for us after death?
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I'm not retarded, of course notBut oh god please let me be wrong
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>>25720573
Might as well have something nice to thing about as I chamber the round.
I'll either have a very quiet sleep or be cuddling muh waifu. Either is a win.
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>>25720573
I doIm autistic I know, no sense dreading death however
"I mean, the Nazis weren't THAT bad.."
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They weren't bad in the slightest.
Stop believing everything you read.
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>>25719565
How big a liberal would human Pinkie be? I imagine her and Flutters being SJWs.
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Hey, hey anon guess what?I'm not real!
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>>25719533
Good, who would ever want a winged abomination like that?
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>>25719533
Please stop
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>>25719533
You're as real to me as anyone I haven't met in person, from any place I haven't yet visited.
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Happy Hanukkah,/mlp/
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>>25719230
happy holidays to you too, Miss Rarity Silvershekel
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happy holidays
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>>25719230
say happy holidays you inconsiderate fuck not everyone is jewish
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>O-Oh my god Anon! It's s-so small!
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>>25719081
Have you always stuttered? I haven't noticed until now.
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>>25719081
>Daily anon has a small dick thread
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Silver Spoon is at fault 2015-12-10 04:59:26 Post No.25719018
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How comes everyone took her side in Crusaders of the Lost Mark? Let's get some things straight.
She knew about the surprise statue, so Diamond Tiara must have told her about it, so Silver should have known it is a statue for the celebration. Yet she couldn't keep it to herself, and wanted to spill the beans to everyone - no wonder DT got mad at her.
And later, even despite just having been lectured by DT about it, she tried to tell it to everyone yet again, which could have only led to two options: either spoiling the surprise to everyone, or making DT look like a jerk for stopping her. The latter happened.
And all of this why? Because Tiara didn't want to just use that statue she probably didn't even ask for (but her mom ordered it either ways) to win everyone's votes; she wanted to win the election and only then, when apparently other ponies liked her enough to elect her as student pony president, announce it.
So when she got angry at SS, it was for a good reason. To make things worse, SS acted all apologetic and humble until after the election was over, where she both abandoned her friend (yes, DT still thought of her as her est friend), and after she lost, she kind of backed out of their friendship.
All along, she was in the bad, while DT was just being herself.I still like Silver Spoon too, but that's just how it was
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>>25719018
What now flank flanks?
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>>25719018
She was fucking shit and so was that episode
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>>25720158
>so was that episode
Having unpopular opinion won't make you cool to be honest on a complete scale.
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Herb Horse thread, let's get some dank green vibes up in here
Also feel free to share any stories you have that involve ponies and the ganj
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Bacon is best pony
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>>25718638
>EqG
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>>25718655
>Still bitching despite it being over 2 years since the release of the first movie
Holy shit do you people ever drop anything?
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>>25719152
Nah. Hell, I'm still sore about Cadence
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>"Iron from ice, Anon."
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>>25718564
jon snow iseddard stark's dad
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yeah, you know?
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>>25718765
sometimes i just dont know you know?
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why was pinkie trying to hook up big mac with marble when she also thinks they're related?
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>>25718481
Why not?
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>>25718481
Related, but so distant they might as well not be.
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>>25718481
Deep, burning hatred of Cheerilee. Pinkie will be the only pink pony in ponyville. Cheerilee will leave town in shame when she realizes she's been keked by a grey-scale Fluttershy.