>Aloha,Anon! Want to hula with me?

No.

>>25721197
No, guilty feet have got no rhythm

Can I hula inside you?

>>25721197
after I visit the snackbar

>>25721197
Hey, Rarity! You got Leid! good for you!

>>25721197
You take a deep breath as you begin to sing a musical number as various stage hands come up and start to put a stage together behind you, but then you are suddenly arrested by the British Police for being way too silly.

The End.

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>>25721200
i like you
>>25721199
>>25721200
checked

>>25721197
Horizontally

>>25721197
Not really, no. After being friend-zoned by every woman in the entire school, I don't see much reason to put any effort into maintaining relationships with any of you.

>>25722354
>People won't have a sexual relationship with me
>Fuck it, I'm not going to be friends with anyone, that'll show those whores!

Ever think that you may be the problem? Not everyone else?

>>25722401
There's no sense fishing in an empty lake. Smart anons find other lakes with fish in them, rather than being some beta faggot desperate for the attention of people with absolutely no interest in you.

>>25722438
So pursuing a platonic friendship with a girl is considered beta? And it's worthless effort if they don't want anything more than a friendship?

Jesus have I been doing life wrong, maybe I should just start ignoring girls who want to be my friend, and only pursue relationships with the opposite gender for mates.

>>25722501
What's the point of pursuing friendships with these women? They're not even remotely interested in the same things I am, and there would always be a level of awkwardness involved.

>>25722540
So we're just talking about these characters?

that post wasn't a poorly hidden reference to your actual viewpoints on life and relationships?

oh thank god.

>>25721197
I want to sniff her flip flops after a luau.

>>25722551
Nah, I have plenty of opposite-gender friends. These characters just don't have much to offer as platonic friends, given that they're all caricatures of Actual People™.

>>25722551
He's right though.

>>25722594
I see what you're doing.

and I love it.

but no.

>>25721197
>Anon and Rarararararararararararararara hula hoop like maniacs, while sharing lots of laughs.

and nothing sexual happened.

>>25722501
I dunno, probably. I'm autistic and can barely function in social situations that extend past 'hi'. Besides, girls are boring, they don't like fun things.

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>>25722862
I can see it now friendzone general.

>>25722911
Can't wait.

maybe it will actually get nice greens, and not just smut that plays out the fetishes of the author or anons.

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>>25723092
>"The movie was great, huh Anon?"
>'Sure was, Twilight, I'm glad we agreed this was a 'just friends' date.'
>"Alright, well since we both drove here in our own cars, I guess I'll see you later."
>'Yep, bye.'
>End

>>25723143
Already more potential than 90% of smut greens.