I desperately want to meet a real-life Pinkie Pie. Somebody who genuinely wants to be good friends with everybody and actively reaches out to new people warmly.
We live in such a cold, dark world devoid of Pinkie to give us smiles and to brighten up our days with her enthusiasm toward making people happy.
Pinkie is actually the best pony. She does more on a daily basis toward friendship and making people happy than all of the other mane6 combined.
>I desperately want to meet a real-life Pinkie Pie
That literally gave me chills...I don't know how autistic that makes me, but it did
You seriously think any "real life" creature can be as perfect?
>>25712598
>>25712936
I know someone who I identified as Pinkie Pie as soon as I met her. Later I learned she's incidentally a pastry chef. She really is a real life Pinkie Pie. She's also extremely ugly.
>"Anon, dear, I'm home earl- o-oh! I-I, um d-didn't realize you had a g-guest over...
>"I'll, um, just wait for you two to f-finish..."
>*sniffle*
>>25712586
Fluttershy.
Its a fleshlight.
It isn't a guest, its a tool for me to use to get off.
>>25712596
What a sad subhuman.
>>25712586
>Fluttershy sits down outside of the door and starts crying.
>"I-I thought we had something special..."
>Meanwhile, Anon goes back to playing patty cake with Twilight.
Why does this guy in the background look so sad?
Trying to smother his sorrows to death with hayfries.
Searching for hope at the bottom of his drink.
Poor fella
>>25712487
He realized his human waifu will never be real... and that no ponies in his little town are into MLH
>>25712487
they messed up his order and they refuse to change it
Gimme your best flanks. If you don't mind, of course.
google image searched flank for this thread and found this abomination
>It's a Fluttershyepisode
>it's a "Fluttershy learns to be assertive or less socially awkward only to revert to the status quo in the next episode" episode
You won't have to deal with them for the next year.
Why do Fluttershy episodes suck the most?
>So this is 4chan? I wonder what humans do here?
>>25712000
Shit post.
Bitch about Twilight having wings.
Bitch about Shimmerfags.
Bitch about Glimmerfags.
Bitch about the show being shit now.
Bitch about generals.
Participate in generals.
That's about all we do.
we discuss our sexual prefences
IT'S WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!
Post that one pony image you have but you don't know why.
>>25711975
all of them
>she's a humanized pony
>on a series of My Little Pony spinoff movies
>she does it for friendship
>her VA takes her role very seriously
>she will never be canon
>she will never appear on the actual show
>she will never be a Element of Harmony
>she will never be accepted by a majority of the fans
>she will never learn to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>>25711729
>She took Flash Sentry's dick to be more popular
>>25711729
I want to have a hotpocket eating contest with hotpockethairhuman
>>25711729
Thank god
Would you?
Yes, I would totally break her other wing
>Augmented poniesI never asked for this
>>25711607
>you rub your dick across the cool metal of her prosthetic wing
>she glances back at you with annoyance but she's still blushing
>the cold hard surface of her wing feels delightful against your hot member as you slowly trail it up and down her aluminum feathers
>she's fidgeting a bit, obviously aroused but desperate for some form of feeling from her lifeless limb
>you reach over to her other, flesh and blood wing and begin to press and rub right around the base and joints
>she melts into your legs, leaning against you with a delighted sigh as you continue to slowly warm her cold lifeless feathers with your arousal
>your pre starts to spread across her wing's metal surfaces, causing them to shine in the light while she relaxes into your sensual massage
>you start to pick up the pace, gently thrusting against her left wing and applying more pressure to her tired right wing joint
>she's not getting a tremendous amount of sexual pleasure but she's still enjoying it if her happy moans are anything to go by
>you feel yourself getting close, and slip your throbbing cock between her two largest feathers andpromptly get your dick skinned like a rabbit, causing you to scream
>she jumps in surprise, and flaps her wings out of instinct, completely severing half your dick
>blood sprays from your still erect half-dick, bathing the war torn pegasus in blood, but in a way she she hadn't been before
>then sombrero's army jumps into the tent and impales you both on the end of pikes
>the end
first time writefig pls rate
Reminder that she is real and someday soon you will be together.
>>25711566someone hold me I can't deal with this shit
>>25711566
Other dimensions aren't real anon.
>>25711566
Can glimmerfags stop saying she isn't canon now?
>>25711375
Who honestly gives a fuck anyhoo.
So what if she is or isn't canon?
Does it fucking matter???
>>25711375
>meghcunt says something on twatter
>op thinks that makes it canon
op's existence is laughable.
>>25711375
It's kinda a hollow victory. Canon but it will never effect the show in any measurable way.
>Last Year I Got Coal for Christmas
Did we ever figure out what the deal with this song was? Also, how is "she eats so much" related to taking out the garbage? Was the garbage filled with food containers?
>>25711144
The album is not canon so, who gives a fuck?
It was by Vincent Tong. Just a random song. And the line was "Gee, it's so much."Shut your fucking mouth, Leslie
>>25711144
>implying anyone actually listened to that shit-covered travesty of a song
fuck off tong
>"So Anon you seem like a pretty fit guy and I was wondering if you could be my personal trainer."
>>25710955
I hope you like running, I'm more of a cardio guy.
>>25710955
I'll train your pussy so it can take my three inch cock.
>>25710955
Look, it's been years since I've been able to deadlift 285. If you haven't noticed, my gut makes me look like Mac from season 7 of It's Always Sunny.
"Oh, Da Comrade-general, the combat bears have been trained and are prepared to attack American soil on your orders, the capitalist pigs will apologize for exploiting the Earth and ruining animal habitats for monetary gains."
>>25710864
Why are you using dogs as an insult? I thought you liked animals?
>>25710901
I think you meant pigs
>>25710864
Why are commieboos so fucking autistic?
Misc thread for headcanons and other autism related subjects. I'll start.
Is pic related fucking dead? Poor guy.
http://i.imgur.com/O5SAVAu.gifv
>>25710118
We've never seen Discord directly harm... anyone, really. I don't think he's dead, just drifting in a Lovecraftian realm of chocolate rain.
Shipping aside, are there any characters you honestly think are gay/lesbian? Pic related.
>>25710152
Rarity is at best bisexual, since she has shown desire for stallions, though.
>>25710172
Yeah, true.
Guess it's better to ask if people think there are any /lgbt/ characters.