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Pinkie is actually the best pony. She does more on a daily basis toward friendship and making people happy than all of the other mane6 combined.

>I desperately want to meet a real-life Pinkie Pie
That literally gave me chills...I don't know how autistic that makes me, but it did
You seriously think any "real life" creature can be as perfect?

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>>25712598
>>25712936
I know someone who I identified as Pinkie Pie as soon as I met her. Later I learned she's incidentally a pastry chef. She really is a real life Pinkie Pie. She's also extremely ugly.

>>25712586
Fluttershy.
Its a fleshlight.
It isn't a guest, its a tool for me to use to get off.

>>25712596
What a sad subhuman.

>>25712586
>Fluttershy sits down outside of the door and starts crying.
>"I-I thought we had something special..."
>Meanwhile, Anon goes back to playing patty cake with Twilight.

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Trying to smother his sorrows to death with hayfries.
Searching for hope at the bottom of his drink.
Poor fella

>>25712487
He realized his human waifu will never be real... and that no ponies in his little town are into MLH

>>25712487
they messed up his order and they refuse to change it

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google image searched flank for this thread and found this abomination

>it's a "Fluttershy learns to be assertive or less socially awkward only to revert to the status quo in the next episode" episode

You won't have to deal with them for the next year.

Why do Fluttershy episodes suck the most?

>>25712000
Shit post.
Bitch about Twilight having wings.
Bitch about Shimmerfags.
Bitch about Glimmerfags.
Bitch about the show being shit now.
Bitch about generals.
Participate in generals.

That's about all we do.

we discuss our sexual prefences

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IT'S WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE!

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!

>>25711975
all of them

>>25711729
>She took Flash Sentry's dick to be more popular

>>25711729
I want to have a hotpocket eating contest with hotpockethairhuman

>>25711729
Thank god

Yes, I would totally break her other wing

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>Augmented ponies

I never asked for this

>>25711607
>you rub your dick across the cool metal of her prosthetic wing
>she glances back at you with annoyance but she's still blushing
>the cold hard surface of her wing feels delightful against your hot member as you slowly trail it up and down her aluminum feathers
>she's fidgeting a bit, obviously aroused but desperate for some form of feeling from her lifeless limb
>you reach over to her other, flesh and blood wing and begin to press and rub right around the base and joints
>she melts into your legs, leaning against you with a delighted sigh as you continue to slowly warm her cold lifeless feathers with your arousal
>your pre starts to spread across her wing's metal surfaces, causing them to shine in the light while she relaxes into your sensual massage
>you start to pick up the pace, gently thrusting against her left wing and applying more pressure to her tired right wing joint
>she's not getting a tremendous amount of sexual pleasure but she's still enjoying it if her happy moans are anything to go by
>you feel yourself getting close, and slip your throbbing cock between her two largest feathers and promptly get your dick skinned like a rabbit, causing you to scream
>she jumps in surprise, and flaps her wings out of instinct, completely severing half your dick
>blood sprays from your still erect half-dick, bathing the war torn pegasus in blood, but in a way she she hadn't been before
>then sombrero's army jumps into the tent and impales you both on the end of pikes
>the end

first time writefig pls rate

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>>25711566

someone hold me I can't deal with this shit

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>>25711566
Other dimensions aren't real anon.

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>>25711375
Who honestly gives a fuck anyhoo.
So what if she is or isn't canon?
Does it fucking matter???

>>25711375
>meghcunt says something on twatter
>op thinks that makes it canon
op's existence is laughable.

>>25711375
It's kinda a hollow victory. Canon but it will never effect the show in any measurable way.

>>25711144
The album is not canon so, who gives a fuck?

It was by Vincent Tong. Just a random song. And the line was "Gee, it's so much."

Shut your fucking mouth, Leslie

>>25711144
>implying anyone actually listened to that shit-covered travesty of a song


fuck off tong

>>25710955
I hope you like running, I'm more of a cardio guy.

>>25710955
I'll train your pussy so it can take my three inch cock.

>>25710955
Look, it's been years since I've been able to deadlift 285. If you haven't noticed, my gut makes me look like Mac from season 7 of It's Always Sunny.

>>25710864
Why are you using dogs as an insult? I thought you liked animals?

>>25710901
I think you meant pigs

>>25710864
Why are commieboos so fucking autistic?

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>>25710118
We've never seen Discord directly harm... anyone, really. I don't think he's dead, just drifting in a Lovecraftian realm of chocolate rain.

Shipping aside, are there any characters you honestly think are gay/lesbian? Pic related.

>>25710152
Rarity is at best bisexual, since she has shown desire for stallions, though.

>>25710172
Yeah, true.
Guess it's better to ask if people think there are any /lgbt/ characters.