>"ANON! What in the name of Celestia are you doing to Winnona!?
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It's not what it looks li... Oh who am I kidding, it's exactly what it looks like.
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>>25725058
IT IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT TRYING HARDER. WINONA ACTUALLY GETS ME AND WHAT WE HAVE IS SPECIAL.
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Friend me on this game. Post your tag and I'll add you.
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No one? Damn.
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>>25724722
Game's a shit
unless you are lucky to be murrikan and have the underground version
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c79f
Here's mine for superior android users
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Would you download a pony waifu, /mlp/?
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>>25724711
only if there is an equine model
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>>25724711
>no hooves
>elf ears
0/10 would kill with a shovel and bury in a landfill.
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>>25724772
If you don't rape it first then you're a bigger faggot than Op.
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Let's all love Twilight.
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>wings
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>>25724643
>not wanting to get a wing hug
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>>25724643
NEVER
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This guy in Equestria. What happens
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TOMORROW I'LL
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Pingas
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>>25724112
How thoughtful of me
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>Anon, I know you're really depressed, what with all your AIDS and everything, but there's an answer through Christ!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>25724114
/thread
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>>25724087
Retarded horse is retarded
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QUICK! Come up with a name for an Equestrian town or city that isn't that isn't a horse pun!
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Dongville
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>>25723561
Cloudsdale...
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crystal fucking empire
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"Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty."
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>>25721607
Are you saying you've had plenty of dicks where you're from?
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>>25721607
You already act like you've had a head full of zombie, Pinkie.
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>Her eyes light up seeing the inside of the store..
>You only meant to pick up a few things..
>"Oh my! And, well what did you call this place Anon?"
"It's Walmart."
>"Oooh, look at all the things, theres clothes over there, oooh are those candies?"
"It's just a big store, I don't understand whats so specia-"
>"Well, I mean, we have a bunch of separate stores for things in Equestria, but to see them all at once, it's amazing! Ooh whats that thing that big woman over there has?"
"Don't stare, it's called an electric scooter."
>"Do most humans have these?"
"Uh, they'e mainly for um.. Older, and.."
>You sigh.
"Obese people.."
>You're continuing your trek through the isles, where the hell do they keep it?
>Probably hygiene or something by the soaps..
>"What was that thing we came here to get Anon?"
>You sigh again,
"Feminine products, since you're a human now it's going to happen, I'm just going to be prepared when it does."
>You find it as you pull off a bag of pads and tampons hastily not really wanting to look at them for too long.
>Coco only came to you two weeks ago..
>This is her first time out, and you took her to a walmart, you could've had your first stop be the library, or a museum..
>You're such an idiot sometimes..
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>>25721562
And then she got detained and questioned for looking like she was scoping the place out.
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>>25721562
I hope you writefag this yourself because I got nothing
But consider yourself one of my open tabs now
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>>25721562
Coco is best in every form
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I ain't Sugarcoatin it. 2015-12-10 11:28:40 Post No.25721482
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"Hey Sugarcoat, how come I always strike out with the ladies huh?"
>"Because you always go for the ones way out of your league and you have no game, it doesn't help that every fourth word is an 'uh'."
"Yeah but it's not fair, if I were a woman-"
>"Your self deprecating humor is a transparent facade to mask your insecurities ironically brought on by your loneliness."
"But-"
>"Then you go home and post on 4chan for hours claiming how much easier your life would be if you were a woman when all the while it's just an excuse because you're too lazy to go out and do anything with your life."
"But how.. How did you figure all of this out about me?"
>"I'm observant, also you forgot to delete your browsing history."
>This is Sugarcoat, your roomate who goes to Shadowbolt University.
>You're a bum rolling in the NEETBUX and striking out with women when you aren't shitposting on 4chan.
>Don't worry, you've already asked out Sugarcoat, she turned you down and said she wasn't interested.
>What a surprise right?
>You always go to vent to her, at least shes good for that.
>Even though she doesn't seem to pay much attention, it's about like screaming into a pillow.
>You'll never make it with her because of all the autism you've revealed about yourself, but it's nice to have someone to talk to.
>Even if you wouldn't technically call her a 'friend'.
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>>25721482
>You stumble in flinging the door open.
"Dumb bitch wouldn't even kiss me!"
>You vomit all over the floor.
>"Nice, you're cleaning that up by the way."
>Sugarcoat snaps a photo of you with her phone.
"H-hey.. D-don't go.. Taking pictures."
>"How many was it this time?"
"4, 4 women, and they all, didn't want anything to do with me.. I tell em I get NEETBUX, and they think I'm a fuckin loser!"
>"I wonder why."
"Haha, you're sooo funny, you wouldn't know what it's like to be alone all the time. To be a man is the worst torture ever. Man if I was a woman all I'd have to do is spread my legs.."
>"So if you were a woman, you'd want to be a basic bitch?"
"H-hey, I didn't say that."
>She snickers at you.
"*hic* Well, I mean, maybe.."
>"You're pathetic, I'm seriously surprised you haven't killed yourself."
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>Some time goes by, you're shitposting on your computer.
>Sugarcoat is on her bed across the room kicking her feet and playing on her laptop.
"So Sugarcoat, what sites are you browsing?"
>"I've got a few tabs open, facebook, reddit, pintrest."
>She browses Reddit, time to tell her what a pleb she is..
>You look over at her, violet eyes.
>Bare feet, socks laying on the floor, shoes off..
>That sweet curvature..
"Y-you're a pleb."
>"What?"
"I-it's like, you want to be a pleb or something. F-facebook, what a normie site.."
>"Is that a 4chan term? I've never heard anyone talk like that, ever, you should seriously stop."
>You intended to burn her, but..
>She fucking destroyed you..
>You really are a pathetic loser..
>A goddamn pathetic failure..
>Blabbing to your roomate who's probably hates your guts..
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>Sugarcoat comes into the apartment, snow blowing against her back.
>She has a small tree under her arm as she closes it.
>Theres bits of snow on her fluffy little boots.
>She puts the tree in a corner taking out boxes of bulbs and lights.
>"Hey nerd, come help me set this up."
"O-ok.."
>You want to say no, after all why should you have to help her, what are you, her fucking slave?
>You grab a box.
>"I used to have Christmases like these with my family, I just wanted something festive like what we used to have back home."
>Like her family, what does she mean?
>You're pulling out these strings of lights.
>Is she, smiling at you?
>Nah, shes probably just mocking you in her head.
>You're such a fucking tool helping her like this, why are you such a beta loser?
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>"HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!"
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>>25721330
Thank you?
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y-you too
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>>25721330
>*Confused baby anon hors noises*
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>"H-Hey anon, how is it going?"
"Good"
>"Great, that's great..."
"What are you doing here?"
>"I was just passing by, you know..."
>"Making sure you weren't hurt or something"
"Since when you care about me?"
>"I'm not! I mean...it's just that...this morning I didn't find you in front of my place making some ridiculous show just to date with me..."
>"You know, stuff..."
"I guess I'm just tired of being rejected. Time to move on, you know?"
>"Are you serious?"
"Pretty much"
>"Oh..."
>"I see..."
>"I-I guess I see you later, then"
"Don't count with that"
>"Right, right. He he..."inb4 muh headcannon
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>>25719372
Plz continue
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>>25719562
This
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>>25719562
Why?
You can read this exact same story anywhere, just with different words.
It's about the most unoriginal idea on the planet, so stop fucking asking for it. Just go and read the 20, 000 other stories that are the exact same idea. People like you are the reason we don't get any good fics anymore. If we ever DID get good fics.
As for OP, come back when you have something actually fucking original to share. Because as of now, you're about as original as IWTCIRD threads.
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>2015
>anons think Anon In Equestria is still original
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>>25719289
that's exactly why so many variants exist, to avoid rehashing the same story. It still happens a lot, though.
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>>25719312
Remember when AiE was one thread?
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>>25719323
remember when AiE was good?
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"Anon darling would you be a dear and run to the store and get me a bag of milk?"
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>>25718619
Bitch you got crotch tits, use those
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>bag
You fucking what?
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>>25718619
We're not in Canada.
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Yeah, I'll have sex with ya. It's not like you boys ever take no for an answer. Follow me. But it's got to be quick. The farm has a shipment quota to be filled.
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>>25714590
>And then Anon had sexes and then went back to the battlefields to continuings of remove kebab
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Sex? Tonight? I just got off my shift, darling. I can hardly move my hooves. I can't even feel my horn. Oh, you have rations? Fine fine. But don't expect anything more than a tired lump. If I fall asleep finish without me.