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>>25702749
Every "Every thread deserves a reply" post deserves a reply.
Why don't you have a pony waifu yet?
>>25702380
Because you should suck this dik lmao
because I'm an empty shell of a man devoid of all hope.
>>25702380
I do have one, OP, and she's better than yours.
>"Fuck you, Anon!"
>>25702286
Can you people at least put some effort?
Sage.
>>25702286
"you wish"
>>25702286
thank you
Why aren't you (re)watching Friendship Games on Netflix now, Anon?
>>25701990
Because I'm at work and I don't have time right now.
because I have bluray iso
>>25701990
Remember when someone would shitpost this image daily, saying "Reminder that this is the reason for the mid-season hiatus"?
>"Care for some tea, Anon?"
>>25701926
Sure. Mint. One lump of sugar.
>>25701926
"nuh-uh, you're not going to get me, this time! Last time you offered me 'tea', I ended up drinking your period! FUCK YOU, RARA!"
Only if it's bomb plot tee.
>Wake up, Anon! It's time for the huggening!
>>25701862
>Open arms wide
"Come get some!"
>>25701862
I prefer the huger games, there can be only one.
Begin
I am in a world of pain... It`s wonderful!
>>25701808
Just posting bes hero
>>25701808
>playing a league ripoff
>>>/trash/
Why did they even WANT to be her pet?
They wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>25701611
/thread
>>25701598
Who wouldn't want to be the pet of the best pony?
>"Oh hey little bro"
>"Hows my favorite mutant doing today, huh?"
>>25701575
Can we just skip the small talk and fugg already?
>>25701575
G-good
Spike getting assfucked by Shining Armor.
Larry Laffer in Equestria. What now?
Rape
>>25701566
Nice dubs but the ponis would not have sex with him because MLP is a cartoon made for children and he would just masturbate and die.
>>25701573
They can't show sex in MLP?
"Anon? I have a secret to tell you. I'm a lesbian. You tell anyone, and I'll rip off your dick."
>>25701519
Wrong CM
>>25701519
Nice try changeling but that's the wrong cutie mark
>>25701519
>secret
Don't kid yourself, the only more well known "secret" is Braeburn's sexual orientation. We all know why you keep recruiting young, fit fillies to get all sweaty and make them work out in front of you and show off their bodies.
I banished Celestia to the sun anon!
You put her sunbutt on the sun. That's hot...
>>25701030
No you didn't
>You're not canon enough
>>25701779
I heard you were annoyed that Celestia didn't have any episodes.
I can be your Celestia for tonight.
>"Oh anon! Thank goodness it's you!"
>"Listen, I got a test in ten minutes, but I dropped my eyes and can't find them"
>"Could I borrow yours? Just until the end of the day? There's no way I can get to my refrigerator for my replacement pair in time."
Que
This is the most fucked up prompt I've seen in five years.
>>25700785
only if you promise me that I can fill your empty eye holes with vanilla pudding and then lick it all out slowly
"It's going good, well, not so good, I still have my student loans, and my credit card debts.. But uh, so how are things with you?"
>"Anon darling, would you mind taking a seat?"
"Sure."
>"As you know, we've been going out for two months."
"Yes?"
>"And well, there's something I have to confess, something that may change the nature of our relationship."
>She's fidgeting a bit, and she seems nervous.
"Y-you aren't seeing someone else are you?"
>"Good heavens no! No Anon, well, rather, I have something else I need to tell you, something I should have told you sooner. Just know that I love you more than anyone I've ever loved.."
>You take in a deep breath.
>"I'm rich."
>You give her a flat look.
"What?"
>"It's true~ I'm horribly filthy rich with so much money I don't know what to do with!!"
"Uh, no you aren't, I've known you for two months, you're frugal and you shop at thrift stores."
>She sighs.
>"I'm sorry I kept it a secret, really."
>She pulls out the suitcase shes been dragging around all day, opening it and revealing stacks of cash.
>Your mouth is agape.
>"Twilight bought me a lottery ticket, just one, and I won, 47 million dollars, this isn't even all of it darling, I'm so sorry I kept it a secret for this past month, it's just, I didn't want the money to come between us, please forgive me! I'll give it all to you, or give it all away so that we can still keep our relationship, please!"
>She has a desperate look in her eyes.
What will you do?
You keep the money
I wanna fuck Rarity dead.
>>25700683
This is a cartoon, you'll lose it by the end of the episode.
Is Equestria Girls worth watching?
EqG: no
EqG Rainbow Rocks: no
EqG Friendship Games: yeh
But you gotta watch 'em all in order
>>25700292
>That file name
No