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Day 26
>After an hour long awkward wait, you were picked up and dropped off back at the facility.
>The Suits stayed behind to survey the scene, detect any lingering presences, and to think of an ordinary non-global panicking reason for the enormous crater left behind.
>They'll probably blame a weather balloon.
>You spent that evening cuddling and kissing the girls, and eating and drinking what they gave you.
>Day after day was spent doing mostly the same, but it never got boring for any of you.
>The girls are looking more antsy about something though.
>Now, it's morning, and you're leaving your bedroom, wearing more casual clothes.
>As you're pampered with kisses, hugs, and you're sat between your girlfriends, a plate of food is levitated into your lap.
>You eat and drink whatever they give you, they seem to have a good insight into your dietary needs.
>As you finish up, it's all levitated over to the sink, glowing with magic.
"So, what would you girls like to do? I've got the day off."
>They seem to grow quiet and reserved at that, before Twilight blushes hard.
>"Well... We'd like to move the relationship between us forwards a bit... And, we think it should start with um... Well, it's Saturday you see, so... How about you and me start things off with some light kissing?"
>You're not sure what she means by all of that.
"I don't know what significance Saturday has with things, but it's actually Sunday."
>At this, all hell breaks loose.
>"Ah should be first, if we's gonna be doin this alphaspaghetti-whatsit, then A is for Applejack!"
>"Well I'm the one who worked so hard to come up with this system anyway, so it should be my turn first!"
>"Darling you wouldn't even be in this position if it wasn't for my expert flirting to get the ball rolling!"
>"Well I'm obviously the most athletic pony here, you girls probably couldn't even keep up with him!"
>As the argument goes from one to the other, all eyes fall on Flutters.

>>25704402
>"Oh um, and, I'm Fluttershy..."
>Twilight speaks up yet again.
>"We're never going to get anything done like this, so lets put it to a vote. I vote for me!"
>She raises her hoof, then looks around, seeing no-one else has voted for her.
>"Anon! You're in this as well, are you going to vote for me?!"
"Wh-what am I even voting-"
>"We're voting on who is the most purple!"

>You are Pinkie Pie, and Anon looks flustered.
>"Well, in that case I'd have to vote for y-"
>"Don't fall for it shugacube! She's tryin ta trick you with her fancy magic! Quick Anon, I vote for me, and we're voting on who has the best hat!"
>The girls keep arguing, and poor sexy Anon doesn't know what to do.
"I vote for Fluttershy!"
>All at once the voices stop, and eyes are on you.
>Twilight's the first to speak.
>"Fluttershy? But... Why?"
"I just think she'd look real cute taking the dick."
>They blush slightly at that, before begrudgingly agreeing.
>"Wait, what?"
>Oh that's right, Anon doesn't know what you're talking about.
>"We want you to start fucking us and were arguing over who should be the first to be fucked silly by you. Fluttershy's first. So can we all go to your bedroom to watch?"
>He and Fluttershy are both blushing hard.
>"Well uh... Yeah.. Sure.. Yes.."

>>25704436
>You see his Adams apple move up and down as he swallows.
>Those wonderful hands squeeze into Fluttershys' flanks as he lifts her up, almost effortlessly... He's so strong...
>The five of you eagerly follow him into the bedroom as he lays Fluttershy down, and starts to strip.
>The sight of his upper body makes your knees go weak.
>But knowing that this time he'll be showing you more makes it even hotter.
>He takes off the lower half of his clothes, and you see a smaller version of what he just took off over his butt and crotch.
>Why do humans wear so many clothes?
>TAKE IT OFF ALREADY!
>He takes a deep breath, and all of you hold yours as he slides the material down.
>And a massive fat throbbing cock comes springing out. His huge prize winning chicken eggs hang down low in a fleshy sack.
"I TOLD you he has a huge dick!"
>You smile as Dash then shouts "No you didn't! I think we would have remembered something like that!"
>Fluttershy whimpers and blushes as she looks up at it, the pole of meat throbbing above her.
>"I-it's so.... Wide..."
>His colossal pony pussy taming dick twitches at that, and his hands, slightly trembling, reach for her hind legs, parting them to look at her sweet little pussy.
>Is he... Going to fuck her with her laying on her back like that?
>He's so kinky...
>A fingertip slowly trails up along her lips as she whimpers and moans cutely.
>"Um, I know you want to um, be comfortable with me... A-and any other time I'd love for you to um, feel me with your hands, but, well... I've been waiting for this for quite a while, so, if you wouldn't mind, can you start fucking me? I-I need it..."
>You see him gulp again as his large body dwarfs her, huge dick lightly pressing to her.
>He looks nervous. You don't know if it's his first time, but it's definitely his first time with a pony.

>>25692080
>Fapping to SFW pictures
I don't even

>>25692088
How is middle school treating ya?

>>25689397
you tould everyone about my assburgers.

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>>25689411

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>>25689411
To be honest, you refused to share them with anyone

My parents are dead

I'm Batman btw

>>25687255
They orgasmed on the spot.

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I caught my dad with hub on, not long after I started watching it.

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So if the thread stays up until Tuesday I'll post the new monitors that come in that day.

>>25686585
Hooray for bright blue things.

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

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love the bug

SO HOL UP

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>>25685840
And seeing as I've spent a good couple of hours cropping mlp manga, prepare for a dump.

Yay! A new general!

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>>25685849
>new general

pfft, yea right.

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Second for FruitxBlitz babymaking.

>>25700117
Whatever'th for whatever.

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The only right answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBCE5VFlmg&ab_channel=JennyNicholson

>>25685570
The side that knows there is no war, both ponies are good.

I'd eat the shit outta Twilight's ass

Interpret it however you want

>>25685306

>this guy

no
I want real ponies

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>>25698059
Which pony is most likely to be a Terrorist?

>>25698059
Pinkie would probably randumbly know the extent of Twilight's time trips just like in EQG xD!

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

>>25682476
because a least twilight is the main character

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>>25682476

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A challenger appears

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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT CHAOS HAPPENS NEXT

After bookhorse realizes that she fucked it up, Anon will guilt trip Twilight into sex

>>25686006
Or guilt trip her into a truce with the changelings.

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pretty fucking fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfxcnpU-_oI

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>>25681585
>Having a waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzVq2t7bi4

I'd be a big mare's little spoon.

So uh, butts
Some of a stallion's muscles are kept in the hindquarters. Because of this, mares tend to check out stallion butts. Stallions find this offensive and objectifying. so they get offended by it. Enter Anon, who is flattered by it.
Discuss.

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So... would it be unacceptable for me to carry my mare around?