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>"Wow anon! You were right! Guns are fun."
>"Hey anon, say I had a portal to Earth, do you think you could bring more firearms? I'd love to try out one of those sehmee-awtomahticks you keep talking about."
>"Off the record of course, I don't think Celestia would approve."
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>>25704986
I can show the world
Shining shimmering rifles
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>>25705017
Tell me princess, now when did you last,
Let your rifles receiver slide?
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>>25704986
I'll be right back, I'm gonna grab my SKS.
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>"Anon. I wonder which kingdom I should conquer next."
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>>25704878
>next
bitch you have 1 province. and you are a client state of Equestria.
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>>25705028
I hear this is an easy place to start.
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"Oh, Anon! I wanted to...umm...what I mean is...I've been practicing the guitar, and I-I'm thinking of trying out for the school talent show this year...s-so...could you listen to me and tell me if you think I should do it? I've never performed by myself in front of anyone...but our band has really helped me get more comfortable in the spotlight, and I think I can do it! so... If you don't mind...I would really appreciate your opinion."
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>>25704836
No.
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>>25704836
It sounds like shit you fucking whore
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>>25704939
Damn son.
Are you proud of yourself, /mlp/?
http://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Mares-S-M-I-L-E-ebook/dp/B01922I2U6/ref=sr_1_28?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1449609010&sr=1-28&refinements=p_27%3AG.+M.+Berrow
>"A My Little Pony chapter book filled with adventure and intrigue featuring fan favorites Lyra and Bon Bon."
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>>25704570
Its not my fault Hasbro wants to earns progressive points with the ''just friends and not totally lesbians'' ponies.
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Yes.
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>>25704593
In all honesty, they don't deserve any progressive points for just teasing. Grow a fucking pair, Hasbro, and just DO IT!
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>Anon, w-why are you taking your pants off? Why are you walking towards me like that? Twilight is going to be here any minute now. Wait no stop!
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>>25704542
I'll show you who's boss in this gym.
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>non consensual penetration
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>then he teleports you to Celestia
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>HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELGIONS? I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS!
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>>25704462
Holy shit Derpy, what happened to you? You are all pixelated and shit
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>>25704462
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
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>>25704462
Joseph Smith was a true prophet
Anonymous
Finals Week Coping Thread 2015-12-08 20:40:31 Post No.25704268
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Finals Week Coping Thread
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How is everyone dealing with finals week? I'm making cookies that show my internal state so I can keep it under the surface ony face.
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>>25704268
I'm not sweating my finals. It's been a pretty easy semester for me.Those are some good looking cookies by the way
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>>25704268
My future is already dead.
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>>25704268
Can you show the whole batch of cookies, and not just one of them?
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>Okay class, if Applejack has 10 apples and Pinkie pie takes 5 away, how many apples does Applejack have left?
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>>25704079
21?
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Two and a half pears.
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>>25704079
An entire Apple Orchard, ms Cheerilee
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>You want a kiss? Oh Anon!~ You are such aFUCKING PEDO PEVERT!
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>>25703615
"The Kiss, THE KISS, YOU MORON! GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CD BEHIND YOU!"
>"..."
"...I-I love you?"
>"Me too!You dickhead"
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Kiss you, Anon? Well, er - heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.OK.
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>>25703615
Sweet its time for your dose.
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This is a thing
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>>25703599
You're late, /v/.
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>>25703599
fuck niggers
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Writefags pls
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>>25703594I actually want a reunion episode
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>>25703594
Nah
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>>25703594
Hell naw
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Tell me anons,
If you could live in Equestria and fuck your waifu, would you do it as human male, or as a stallion pony?
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>implying I wouldn't do it as a mare pony.
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>>25703027
whichever form she prefers, maybe a pone, as i'm ugly, but not overweight, like 120
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>>25703027
That's a question of having pone children or hands.
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>"I'm sorry darling, but I don't like you and I never will..."
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>>25702831
The hate is mutual
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Well forget you, your not a prize to be won either!
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>>25702831
>>25702831
Kill yourself, Rarishit.
Ponies in uniforms are cool. Let's have a Thread about that.
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>>25702762
Wow, I made that my name instead of the subject of the thread. I'm a genius.
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Big Mac gets all the mares... 2015-12-08 17:35:21 Post No.25702722
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Big Mac gets all the mares...
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...and stallions. And anons. A thread for the greatest stud in Equestria, Big Macintosh!
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>>25702722
Luna and Fleetfoot if you count the comics.
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It's already been implied that he's the most handsome stallion in all Ponyville