why was pinkie trying to hook up big mac with marble when she

>>25718481
Why not?

>>25718481
Related, but so distant they might as well not be.

>>25718481

Deep, burning hatred of Cheerilee. Pinkie will be the only pink pony in ponyville. Cheerilee will leave town in shame when she realizes she's been keked by a grey-scale Fluttershy.

>>25718481
Marriage would cement thier status as one family, as the 'relation' goes so far back that they aren't completly sure if the link actually exists.

>>25718560
this. there's a decent chance I'm closer related to you, OP, than they are.

>>25718481

Pinkie doesn't give a fuck. She's a voyeur with a ravenous appetite for masturbation, and on tonight's menu is Big Mac and Marble. She'll be listening to them fuck all night long.

I still find hilarious how cheerimacfags got BTFO in the least expected situation.

Fluttermac didn't even had a chance since S1

>>25718481
The relation was not confirmed since Goldie Delicious didn't have the concrete info needed to prove it

>>25718566
>keked

wut

>>25718711
>keked: The alternative to saying the term cu.cked, as normally saying cu.cked will result in keked

>>25718481
She doesn't think there's anything wrong with a little incest. Hell it was probably the favorite part of her childhood.

>>25718901
is this why marble is quiet?

>>25718481
Because there is literally nothing wrong with incest.

>>25718908
Oh I bet she's a screamer

>>25718928
I want this. Screamers are my fetish.

>>25718922
...Explain please.

>>25718711
Word filter, a moot fan's final fuck you.

Fucking kekolds man.

Also I love the fact that the writer defended their relationship. That's how you know shit is serious.

>>25718984
Wait, Marble and Mac's relationship, or Cherilee and Mac?

>>25719013
Greyscale flutterbutter and Mac.

>>25718976
They're so distantly related that it's not really incest at all.

>>25718901
>>25718908

>maud is a rock loving severe autist
>limestone is mad as fuck about everything
>marble is extremely shy and can't speak for herself
>pinkie is one crush away from severe maniac depression

well something happened on that rock farm that drove those girls to be fuck ups.

and it's not the rocks.

>>25718481
She kind of looks like Drone pony. And that makes my dick hard.

>>25718481

>implying both families dont enforce incest

Anon pls

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Because Earth ponies are dirty, incestuous heathens.

>>25718481
Because SHE REALLY WANT Pies and Apples to be one big family,
When Big Mac marry Marble, they will be officially bounded together

DO YOU GUYS THINK LITTLE GIRLS LIKE SHIPPING

>>25719358
yes, that's how their Blu-ray of Friendship Games will get to their house before Christmas

>>25719225
It might be the rocks.
We don't know how they work.
Maybe they're radioactive or something.

>>25719225
I think it's mostly because growing up they only had the rock farm and nopony else. They were probably even home schooled.

>>25719402
>the Pie family actually refines nuclear material from their mines
>Pinkie is the result of a mutation from the many generations of exposure

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>>25718678
FlutterMac was always a fiction that no one in the DHX even knew existed.

CheerieMac was only teased by animators, but it was clear that not only writers didn't had any interest in it, but also would shit on the message made in Heart & Hoof Day.

Meghan didn't ship CheerieMac in her episode. She wanted to say "See guys, guy and a girl may become just friends and they shoudn't be forced together when their true love may lay somewhere else"

Now, I wonder if Meghan is doing the same with Discord/Fluttershy friendship? Since they were never forced to interact with one another and we already had a "guy and grill don't need to fug to be friends" message.
Instead, we could have a "Best friends form best romantic bond" message, since it was never depicted in the series. Every romance so far was made between characters that met eachother in the same episode or were already married.

>>25719420
Actually the most common kind of mined radioactive material is uranium if I remember correctly which primary decays into alpha radiation which can be blocked easily be even thin clothing or water molecules in the air. In this case pony fur may be a sufficient enough barrier.

Uranium itself is a toxic metal similar to lead and would have to be handled with care, inhaling the dust is dangerous and can lead to all sorts of cancer.

However the effective of radiation on reproduction are actually very minimal to the point of being hard to measure (at least in humans). Extensive studies were done on the families of the victims of the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombings for over several generations and no real birth defects due to radiation were noted.

Assuming the Pie family isn't using Uranium ore as their soup stock they should be good.

Pinky is just a fucking spaz lord.

>>25719460
>Now, I wonder if Meghan is doing the same with Discord/Fluttershy friendship?

Stoped reading there

>>25719499
no I meant the refining was the dangerous part. I think pinkie is made of plutonium

>>25719358
That's literally the biggest reason why there is a non serious romance in FiM and Equestria Girls. If they were catering to adult audience, they would create a more impactful romance or even give hints that one of the Twilight's friends is having a crush on another friend (Spike's childish ass doesn't count).

I really doubt that most of the bronies watch the series for shipping fuel. Compared to little girls, they sound more like against that idea as a whole.

>>25718481
She's a voyeur.

>>25718560
This, why is this so difficult to understand for some?

>>25718481
Pinkie is into voyeurism

>>25718566
>who is Diamond Tiara

>>25720408

that's good for pinkie but what about the apple family, her sisters, or even her parents?

it's a small house with thin walls and i doubt they would be interested in seeing or hearing poor marble being assaulted by big mac's big horse cock.

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>>25718481
Best shipbait since SoarinDash.

>>25718481
I'm still not convinced that's what was going on. I think their whole ibteraction was a joke about how they're essentially the same person and just keep embarrassing eachother more and more without even doing anything. Shipfags are way too easy to pounce on something that isn't there.

>>25719571
What? Girls love romance, Cadance/Shining set is one the most sold toys, besides, if they bothered writing a decent romance instead of shoe-horning it like they did with Flash

>>25719560
Wouldn't that kill everyone around her?

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>>25718481
Because if you draw the fucking family tree between AJ and Pinkie, you discover that they are probably the LEAST related people in all of a Equestria.
Pinkie just wanted a semi-plausible reason to spend more time with a family that don't suck.

I just Canadians thinks its ok to marry your first cousin

>>25718481
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/all-europeans-are-related-if-you-go-back-just-1-f6C9826523

>>25720135
>>25720408
Pinkie, awake at night, stealthily masturbating to the sound of her parents in the next room

>>25718481
You know you're a redneck when you met your wife at a family reunion.

>>25718481
>imlpying incest isnt a fetish of hers
or
she just figures two relatively quiet/shy ponies would work well together in that game of theirs, and there's nothing romantic implied at all with her pairing.

>>25718481
C'mon bruh, you tellin me you don't have atleast one hot cousin?

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>>25722820
This

I would a Marble if she were my cousin

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>>25722105
What are you talking about? Pinkie's family rocks?

>>25722961
I WILL MURDER YOU CARLOS!

>>25720568

It's not everyday they see a stallion of big mac's size fuck a mare senseless.

For horses who always walk around nude, it would probably be a entertaining show for them.

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>>25722667
You mean muslim

>>25719499

Mercury based ores (cinnabar) wouldn't exactly be good, either.

Y'know, the source of "mad as a hatter".

>>25720395
It's trolling anon. No one is this stupid.

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>>25718481

>>25722961
Nobody likes you, you fucking beaner