>"I'll unlock your chastity cage on Christmas Day, Anon."
>>25716236
But there is no Christmas in Equestria, only Hearthwarming Eve, because there is no Christianity in Equestria.
>>25716236
my fettish
>>25716236
That is no problem.
My dick constantly drools molten tungsten
>"Anon, remind me again about why I put up with everything you do."
>>25716121
>"Two words, Twilight: hot monkey dick."
>>25716121
No creature in Equestria can give you belly rubs as I do.
>>25716121
"You signed this legally binding contract-" *unfurls a scroll*
>*riiiiip*
"That was not the original, Twilight."
>"Hi everyonnnne!"
>"Howdy! woo!"
>"And Hello! Welcome to another episode of Let's Play with the Crusaders™!!! Scootaloo here, along with Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom, and tonight we'll be playing..."
>>25715851
Strip Poker
>>25715851
I don't get it, I thought the VA's would drink the fandom dry that way or at least Claire. why aren't there playing some minecraft or something like Claire used to?
>>25715851
DARK SOULS
>no one in the EqG universe could beat the game, LET ALONE escape the tutorial asylum area
it's time
>>25715814
>>25715814
a classic format
Oh sorry, did i do that?
I guess this means that you get to spend more time with me, Anon~.
>>25715772
Why didn't you just ask? You're lucky I wasn't working on something important. There's no need to be rude about it, you know. I'm perfectly amiable to spending some time with you when you ask.
>>25715772
>third world electrical outlet
>not best american outlet
what kind of communist shit hole is this
maybe we can spend more time together now anon...
Can you photoshop me sexy /mlp/?
Well, it was hard work, but I somehow managed to do it. I hope you enjoy your new photoshop'ed up self.
>>25716526
Holy shit dude.
>>25716526
Damn man you are a pro.
They're just "best friends". Stop trying to ship them, /mlp/.
>>25715552
slice of life is a shit episode
>>25715552
Fuck off Gym.
>>25715552
Equestria Girls is not canon.
Celestia gives you the choice to go to Equestria, but you have to adopt Nyx with Celestia giving weekly visits to make sure you're looking after her until adulthood
Y/N?
>rape
>>25715383
this
>>25715372
Sure whatever
I'll make her not edgy
Would you watch the show if they still looked like this?
>>25715007
Fuck no
>>25715007
t
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No.
First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
>>25715005
shut the fuck up pigpie pig
>>25715017
R-rude^:(
>>>/b/
>>25715032
>you post did not cure the trancer
>>>/trash/
"Hey Anon! I was wondering if you might be up for some cuddling later this afternoon. I'll need my nap in and Twilight said you give great cuddles! You free?"
>>25714758
Fine, but you gotta give me something too.
I'm sick of living in this cardboard box on the street only getting to go inside when one of you ponies want to cuddle.
You gotta get Twilight to cast that could walking spell on me and let me live at your house.
Living in a world were everyone has predetermined roles with no skill set fucking sucks.
>>25714758
"No, I'm not free. I don't know what kind of slut you take me for. 15 bits."
>"What's a slut, Anon?"
"Go ask Rarity."
>>25714781
>anon whoring himself out for cuddles
Fukin' lel
"Oh my! Your wounds look awful! Come inside and lie down and I'll get you some pain medication...you aren't allergic to Morphine are you? Oh goodness I hope not, because all I have in stock right now are Morphine Syrettes."
>>25714726
>Come inside
Oh, you bet your ass I will!
>>25714804
you dun goofed.
>>25714804
That is not how you spoiler. Silly newfag.
I want tosnuggle withrarity.
>>25714646
Keep your sick fetishes to >>>/trash/ holy shit
>>25714646
>Only wants platonic snuggles
What a faggot
>>25714646
Degenerate.
>there are people who would rather have slice of life episodes over action and adventure episodes
>there are people who don't want to see a world with magic and mythical creatures used to its full extent
>not wanting body swap, transformation, ect episodes
Just watch Clarence or something.
>>25714644
But how will I show people that my show is cool if we don't have wuvvy duvvy episodes filled with nothing but the same old recycled reformation plot :O?
>>25714644
>Implying manchildren decide what is put on the show
>>25714744
What are you talking about? I said nothing about who decides what goes into the show.
Spike now has the personality of Elliot Rodger. What happens?
>now
>>25714605
>find the one gun in equestia
>sand down the firing pin
>tell spike that rarity got engaged
>grab popcorn
Someone post spike pepe pls