>"Vote for me, and I will rid Equestria of Muslims."
>>25752159
But will you rid Equestria from zebras?
>>25752159
That pony's special talent and destiny is to be rich. Fucking based.
The only muslim pony I know of is tumblr's version of Flutters and kicking her out doesn't sound especially hard.
You wake up and see this. What do you do, Anon?
>>25752132
Ask Trixie why she's in Twilight's library...
>>25752151
Then say "B-but the library was destroyed, how can this be?"
>>25752189
It's a Christmas miracle?
Rainbow Dash is a policewoman
>>25752071
That Pinkie is a qt 3.1415926535
>>25752071
Good god the perspective/proportions on those things are terrible
>>25752071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwYxkZ9jTvk
Okay, ponyfuckers, we need more autism in /mlp/. Post poni x other retarded fandom.
>>25751889
Nice to see someone posting my OC :^)
>>25751889
full throttle
go big or go home
ITT: Emotionally attached / lonely ponies
>>25751054
This bug thing is kinda attached to emotions.
Is rarararara best ship?
>>25750926
Will these dubs get check'd?
>>25750967
>off by fucking one
Nope
>>25750967
>>25750981
>Muh numbers
Rax5 is not best ship. Good try tho.
LOL?
>>25750502
I dont get it
no really i do not get it
is it just 'lol penis' or is twilight having an estrus moment and cant stop seeing phallic imagery during a serious emergency with the water supply??? i am unsure what the joke is here please explain
>>25750511
I don't know either....I guess it magicked into a dick?
What's your favorite fanfic, /mlp/? Mine is "It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door." I love it even though it shamelessly rips off LOTR numerous times.
Pretty much anything by Sketchy Changeling. His stories are consistently hilarious.
>inb4 Cupcakes
Honestly? Probably "Trixie's Funhouse"
>>25750480
Cheerilee's garden
How come there was never a zombie pony thread?
I'unno. Cuz zombies are old hat?
>>25750473
Equestria crossed already covered that topic.
Also most zombie pictures are gore, so scruffy and his dick suckers get triggered.
>>25750473
>You stroke the zombie across its bald head through the bars
>The flesh sticks to your hand and strips away
>"Uhhh, Anon?"
"Shhh, Twilight. It's part of the rehabilitation."
>You are zombie capturer anon
>Famous for taming the local zombies around ponyville
>Twilight has finally convinced you to bring her along during one of your sessions
"Unlock the-"
>"Done!"
>You hear a small click as the door to the cage squeaks open
>Twilight lays on her bed, watching you as you stroll into the cage
>The zombie doesn't bite, due to both the muzzle on its mouth and its lower jaw entirely missing
"Here, girl, it's alright."
>You hold your hand out gently, moving slowly towards it
>The zombie moves its dead eyes towards you, and shambles a bit
>The chains binding its hooves clatter around as it moves
>You're perfectly safe, you're only doing this to get the zombie used to you
>This one didn't seem too shy
>You hand pats the top of its head, and you get behind it
>"What are-"
"Shhhh"
>You massage the zombie gently, running your hands over its fleshy bits
>Making sure not to touch the exposed bone and broken skin, lest you tear off more of it
>The zombie relaxes in your grip, and you hear a low moan from it
>The groan vibrates its body a little, and you feel it in your hands
>There was no tail, and you had plenty of room to step behind it
>You move your hands to its flanks, where its cutie mark used to be
>You accidentally press a little hard in anticipation, causing a grunt and green juices to flow out
>Twilight recoils a bit, but you bring you dirtied hand up to your lips
>And take a lick
>It tastes heavenly, like the salty sweet taste of slightly rotted food
>You hear retching as you bring your finger into your lips, running your tongue around it
>The metallic taste of soil adds flavor to the party in your mouth
>"Anon, what are you doing!?"
>You take a few moments, closing your eyes, to savor the taste
>Your finger comes out with a pop
"You wanted to watch, Twilight."
>"Excuse me"
>"Could you help me find my way? I'm kinda lost"
>"My name is Twilight Sparkle and I live in Ponyville"
>"I've never seen this place before, so I was hoping you could help me on my way back..."
>"Although this fascinating place looks nothing like I've ever seen before"
>"And I've travelled all over Equestria..."
>"I'm still in Equestria, right?"
>>25750370
no, you're in my home on Earth. I don't suggest going outside though, our scientists would be a little too interested in you I think.
>>25750370
one sorry twilight you are not two how in the name of all alive did you get hear
>>25750370
>no wings
You're a god among men, OP.
*The cheese sandwich has appeared*
*You consider your options
>Rape
>Give mayonaise
>Eat cheese.. AGGRESIVELY
>Stare at him
>Consider why you're on 4chan Browsing the pony category
>>25750263
>>25750263
what the fuck is this shit
>>25750263
>>25750504
>>25750504
>>25750504
>>25750504
How many times you gotta reply to a single post, Anon?
Would you rather prefer him to find a girl his age and life span or have him keep his unrequited love toward Rarity until the end of the series?
>Bringing up that SJW idiot again
>By the writer's own logic he hates interracial relationships but not pedophilia
Anyone but Mina, for the love of God.
>>25750257
I'd rather prefer him to die along with his fans.
>>25750257
>that SJW
What does /mlp/ think of the pony servers on Garry's Mod?
>>25750250
>playing valve multiplayer games
>>25750250
Pure an utter cringe.
>>25750250
What is Garry's Mod? And who is Garry? It looks like a counter strike mod.
This guy comes up and slaps you on the flank
Wat Do?
>>25750244
Fly down the street because he doesn't know his own strength.Then tell him I'm not gay when I wake up.
>>25750244
kill it with fire
>>25750244
slap him back on his flank as part of the customary greeting in Equestria
If Larson had no restraints from Hasbro or Meghan, what would his epsoides be like?
>>25750059
WINGS EVERYWHERE
>>25750059
probably just a whole season of shitty memes
>>25750074
That was Hasbro's decision
>>25750083
Slice of Life was Hasbro's idea, he initially agruged against it