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pony is not for sexual
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>>25750031
>Get's rekt in /trash/
>Comes here to make his shitty thread too
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Catbird is for sexual.
What does /mlp/ think
Would the ponies in a Equestria be open to be in a romantic relationship with a human
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I want my pony wiafu
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>>25749816
As if they would want to date anyone from this board
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>>25749816
no
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Suddenly Vinyl is in front of you.
Wat do?
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>>25749706
Kill myself on the spot
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>>25749706
obligatory
>rape
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>>25749706
"Sup."
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Alright guys, I need your help.
Long story short, my family's kinda going bankrupt. We've got enough to get by but I'm trying to rake in any extra money I can.
Would anyone be willing to commission me? I can draw any of your OCs or any canon characters, anything. I just cant do NSFW.
Commission info's on my DA http://flashfire68.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Prices-572838038
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>>25749676
>I am going to scam you
Yeah no, fuck off.
I bet you just want to take comissions and payments to just dissapear soon after that.
If you really were in need of money you would get a real job and not this bullshit. Eat shit and die.
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>>25749766
I do have a job, but minimum wage isn't really doing it at the moment. Also, you can ask anyone who's commissioned me, I dont even take the payment until after I've finished the piece.
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>>25749676
>I just cant do NSFW
Then why the fuck would you come HERE, of all places?
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"You could be my silver spring, Anon."
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>>25749537
Go to hell flash.
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>>25750209
"I'll see you there, Anon."
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>>25749537
daily reminder that Flash is the true kek
I want green of Anon keking Flash with both Twilight AND Scilight.
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Christmas wallpaper thread
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>>25749329
Fuck Christmas
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Absolutely Perfect Equestria
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>You wake up, everything is in black and white but..
>You're in Equestria!
>Oh man, this is awesome! You can't wait to look around.
>You're on a hilltop just outside of ponyville.
>You get down to ponyville.
>Some rather nice music is playing, although, it seems a little old fashioned, like something your grandma might listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4qtltfyFts
>But eh, it's mellow.
>You're walking through, and wow..
>These ponies sure seem happy.
>Like, really happy.
>Fillies and foals in the street laughing and playing like they don't have a care in the world.
>Something else that's weird, all the doors are open.
>Yeah, just about all of these doors are open, do they just not shut doors around here?
>It's a little offsetting.
>You look up.
>It's sunny, and not too hot either, there isn't a cloud in the sky.
>The weather is just right.
>Suddenly a nicely dressed mare walks up to you.
>"Golly mister, I've never seen you around before. My name is Fluttershy, you must be new here."
>She offers her hoof.
"Oh, wow, hello, I'm Anon."
>You say shaking her hoof.
>"I bet you're hungry, want to stop in at the diner? I'm paying!"
"Woah, really? I mean, I don't have any money-"
>She flies up putting her hoof to your mouth.
>"Not another word, I won't hear of a new friend in town not shown the right kind of hospitality."
>She has a gentle and pure smile.
"Well, if you insist."
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>>25749272
>You're in the diner, it's pretty clean and smells great in here.
>"Oh Joe? This is my friend Anonymous, can you get him a doughnut and Malt please? Just put it on my tab."
>"Oh, a new face here, the names Joe, I serve the best Hayburgers and doughnuts this side of ponyville."
"Nice to meet you."
>You sit down on the barstool.
>Equestria sure is a lot different than you'd imagined it.
>For one, all the ponies seem to be wearing clothes..
"Say Fluttershy, whats the deal with everyone wearing clothes?"
>Joe gives you a weird look.
>Fluttershy just laughs sort of nervously.
>"W-what do you mean, how silly, we've always worn clothes."
"All the time?"
>Fluttershy coughs harshly as you're served the doughnut and malt.
>You sip at the malt..
>Well, maybe they just realized that being naked all the time was weird.
"So, uh.. How are things?"
>"Oh golly they've been lively! The other day, Rarity's cat Opalescence, get this, got herself caught, in a tree!"
"Heh, uh, wow, interesting?"
>"I know. But other than that, everything has been just swell, everyone here is just so happy and swell all the time."
"Heh, surely you don't mean ALL the time."
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>>25749284
>Fluttershy gives you a serious look for a moment.
>You feel like you've said something bad.
>"What do you mean Anonymous, everyone is always happy here."
"Are you sure-"
>Fluttershy is staring at you, it's like, crushing..
"Y-you know, forget I said anything.."
>"Well golly Anon, you seem to be confused about how things work around here. I'm not sure what kind of awful place you might have come from, but here in Equestria, everything is perfect."
"Wait, everything? Like, the entire world?"
>"Why wouldn't it be?"
"So, no fighting? No wars? No discrimination, violence, crime?"
>"Oh goodness no! Anonymous what would make you say something like that, tell me, are you feeling well?"
>She places her hoof on your forehead.
>"Hmm, you don't seem to be running a fever, but just to be safe, we should probably have you lie down for a while.."
"I'm fine, I.. It's just a bit of a culture shock is all. Really, I'm fine.."
>"Well I wouldn't want to put you out, in fact, there are some good folks I think you should stay with while you're here."
"You've already done so much-"
>"Shall we go?"
>You finish off your doughnut shoving the last bite into your mouth.
>Fluttershy tips the waiter 20%.
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>>25749294
>You're heading down into some wooded area with lots of Apple trees.
>You see Applejack floating apples into a barrel with her magic.
>"Anonymous, this is Applejack, Applejack this is Anonymous."
>"Howdy there sugarcube, it sure is a swell day isn't it?"
"Uh, yeah, real swell."
>You say shaking her hoof.
"So, are there any earth ponies here?"
>Applejack scratches her head.
>"Golly mister, whats an 'earth pony', you mean like, down to earth ponies?"
>Fluttershy steps inbetween the two of you.
>"Oh you'll have to excuse him, he's from out of town."
>There seemed to be specific emphasis on 'out of town'.
>Fluttershy winks, Applejack nods.
>"Right then, well Anonymous, on behalf of the Apple family, welcome to Sweet Apple Acres."
"G-great.."
>"Now, I know y'all might be new here, but we like to put new folk to work right away, I mean, could you imagine if there were some place where people didn't do work for a living, I betcha it'd be filled with degenerates."
"Y-yeah, wouldn't that be weird..
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How 'bout it?
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>>25749239
>NO HOOVES!
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>>25749239
(excited horse noises)
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Neeeeeeeeeeigh
>"Let's rob the Krusty Krab, Anon."
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Cadance, Nyx, Starlight, Shimmer
Long ago the four shitposters lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the Starlight nation attacked.
Only Anon, master of all 4 shitposts could stop them, but when /mlp/ needed him most he vanished.
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>>25749219
who the fuck is nyx?
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>>25749219
but i'm NOT shitposting when i post Nyx, i like her
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Hey, guys. Did you like my last album? Well, too bad! It really was just manufactured bullshit created by the soulless record industry to appeal to the lowest common denominator. All of my fans are total morons who probably won't be able to understand my next album.
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Well fuck you too! >:(
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>>25748992
Tell me something new.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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I want to tongue your ass hole and pour hot sauce down your pee hole
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I want to snuggle with lyra
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Well. I can't argue with those quads
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So wait, apparently you guys think we're being ironic in our Nyxposting? We're completely serious about Equestria's true queen.
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>>25748878
Every thread deserves one reply.
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>>25748912
Every "Every thread deserves one reply" post deserves one reply
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>Anon! I'm suprised at you! I find that statement racist!
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>>25748213
Fine. Nyx was a better waifu anyway.
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>>25748213
good, you fucking chinky
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>>25748213
Who u callin' wasist, nigga'?
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Ayy it finally arrived. It looks really nice, save for the fact that the horn is a little bent due to packaging and handling, but oh well. It was a good seventeen dollars spent.
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>>25748206
Who cares, nigga, post that wallpaper right now
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>>25748259
JEEZ, FINE FAGGOT.
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>>25748279
Cheers, ya faggot
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>"D-Do you mind if I sit with you?"
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>>25748179
Sure! Can I show you my collection of architecture? People usually make fun of me for my hobby...
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>>25748179
No thanks I like to sit with glimmer.
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as long as you sit on me